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Re: Har, har, har. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/04/2005, 11:57am PST
Mischief Maker wrote:



Now I'm pretty sure that you'd join the rest of us in making fun of the Qt3 crowd as a pack of prancing pansies with no sense or taste when it comes to all things that RAWK, much less critical reviewing skills.

Yes.

Mischief Maker wrote:

But when someone here asks for a whore-free review of a game that by definition will garner all sorts of undeserved praise thanks to anticipation, hype, and ad revenues, then you say we should shut up and pony up our cash based on the Qt3 fags' opinions alone so we can devote more space in caltrops to the epic struggle of the mysterios to determine who's the Alpha (Is it the one who reminds everyone that BDR hasn't seen the office? Perhaps the one who can't help attaching a "You go, girl!" to every thread in the forum? Or is it the one who posts his pathetic mastrubation fantasies?)


No, I'm saying it has already been reviewed by kthor. Even Lizard_King's dubious radar managed to home in on it, proving a worth that managed to, somehow, penetrate even his recondite fucking skull.
QT3?
This is a delightful strawman, one you're propping up with the most cheerful of aplomb, but it begs the simple fucking question of why the fuck are you mentioning it? I am not referencing them, nor would I ever unless somehow using it to blackmail BDR into mailing me organs on the cheap.
Mischief Maker wrote:

We all know about gamerankings.com, but when it gives us reviews saying that Civ 3's code isn't so bad once you upgrade to 1 gig of ram, can you blame us for being suspicious of their treatment of a beloved classic like pirates?

Actually, I want his question on Pirates answered because it is also my question. I was really commenting, if you'd clicked on the links in my post, on his bitchy vacillating. Not only does his get his review request for Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, after a previous thread he couldn't be bothered to look at, he queened out, bemoaning cruel fate because, shyucks, his Blockbuster ain't never gonna have it. Boo-fucking-hoo.
He'll play the shit out of any computer strategy game, ponying up the money hand over fist, but when he gets two people weighing in he sort of shrugs his shoulders and sighs. So I mentioned that rather than settle for the 15 copies of Wrestlemania Hardcore X8^2, there are places online that rent them much like netflix.

Which he should.
Because sometimes he's a fag.
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    Re: review reques: the new pirates! game by Lizard_King 01/02/2005, 6:13pm PST NEW
    Did the same mongoloids who made Civ 3 make this? NT by Mischief Maker 01/03/2005, 5:21pm PST NEW
        hey, PC Gamer awarded Civ 3 best turn based strategy game of the 2001! by FABIO 01/03/2005, 5:34pm PST NEW
            I just want to say: I viscerally despised Arcanum. by Senor Barborito 01/03/2005, 7:04pm PST NEW
                Kabuke is imitating SB now? NT by FABIO 01/03/2005, 9:16pm PST NEW
                    Fucking Arcanum, fucking Kohan by curst 01/03/2005, 11:33pm PST NEW
                        Re: Fucking Arcanum, fucking Kohan by Kab(uke) Seme 01/04/2005, 1:11am PST NEW
                        I hate Arcanum, but why? by FABIO 01/04/2005, 1:46am PST NEW
                            Re: I hate Arcanum, but why? by Senor Barborito 01/04/2005, 4:30am PST NEW
                                Arcanum came out way past OMM's demise. NT by what's wrong with you? 01/04/2005, 4:37am PST NEW
                                    Rage makes me dumb? by Senor Barborito 01/04/2005, 4:41am PST NEW
                                        You're mad over rape NT by How...effeminate 01/04/2005, 9:11am PST NEW
                                            Re: You're mad over rape by Senor Barborito 01/04/2005, 11:17am PST NEW
                                                Re: You're mad over rape by Souffle 01/04/2005, 11:40am PST NEW
                                                    Re: You're mad over rape by Senor Barborito 01/04/2005, 12:35pm PST NEW
                                                    Are you a streamlined Souffle of Pain or someone else with the same shitty taste NT by in nicks? 01/04/2005, 3:07pm PST NEW
                                                        You two come strokes leave me the fuck out of this NT by Souffle of Pain 01/04/2005, 11:23pm PST NEW
                                                            Come Strokes. Forever Gay is you. NT by Casserole of Torment DARR! 01/05/2005, 12:18am PST NEW
                                                                Re: Come Strokes. Forever Gay is you. by Souffle of Pain 01/05/2005, 12:32am PST NEW
                                                                    Re: Come Strokes. Forever Gay is you. by Casserole of Torment HURR HURR HURR 01/05/2005, 12:38am PST NEW
                                                                        Re: Come Strokes. Forever Gay is you. by Bill Dungsroman 01/05/2005, 12:09pm PST NEW
                                    No, it didn't by FABIO 01/05/2005, 3:17am PST NEW
                                        Seconded. by Bill Dungsroman 01/05/2005, 12:21pm PST NEW
                                            Re: Seconded. by Shredder 01/05/2005, 12:58pm PST NEW
                                                Re: Seconded. by Bill Dungsroman 01/06/2005, 12:01am PST NEW
                        Qt3 is on crack by Mysterio 01/04/2005, 7:14am PST NEW
                            Hear that Bill? The Sims 2 is a much better game than Half Life 2... by Those YOU LEFT BEHIND. 01/04/2005, 8:54am PST NEW
                                Re: Hear that Bill? The Sims 2 is a much better game than Half Life 2... by Bill Dungsroman 01/04/2005, 2:05pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Hear that Bill? The Sims 2 is a much better game than Half Life 2... by Creexul ;) 01/04/2005, 2:15pm PST NEW
                            You must be the slow one. NT by Bill Dungsroman 01/04/2005, 12:09pm PST NEW
                            Eve of Destruction is HORRIBLE NT by FABIO 01/04/2005, 2:10pm PST NEW
                    Har, har, har. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/04/2005, 12:49am PST NEW
                        Re: Har, har, har. by Mischief Maker 01/04/2005, 11:32am PST NEW
                            Re: Har, har, har. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/04/2005, 11:57am PST NEW
                                I think it might be because computer games are basically free I guess? NT by Kthor 01/04/2005, 12:47pm PST NEW
                                Then why ask for a review? by Kab(uke) Seme 01/04/2005, 1:28pm PST NEW
                                Re: Har, har, har. by Mischief Maker 01/04/2005, 1:31pm PST NEW
                                    INC does the intentionally obtuse far better. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/04/2005, 2:31pm PST NEW
                                        Re: INC does the intentionally obtuse far better. by Souffle of Pain 01/05/2005, 12:35am PST NEW
                                            Re: INC does the intentionally obtuse far better. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/05/2005, 2:13am PST NEW
                                            Re: INC does the intentionally obtuse far better. by Bill Dungsroman 01/06/2005, 12:02am PST NEW
                                        Re: INC does the intentionally obtuse far better. by FABIO 01/05/2005, 3:07am PST NEW
                                            Re: INC does the intentionally obtuse far better. by Kab(uke) Seme 01/05/2005, 3:17am PST NEW
                                What's your problem exactly? Detailed timeline for drama queens by FABIO 01/04/2005, 2:23pm PST NEW
                                    Re: What's your problem exactly? Detailed timeline for drama queens by Kab(uke) Seme 01/04/2005, 4:25pm PST NEW
            my favorite quote by FABIO 01/04/2005, 1:49am PST NEW
                Re: my favorite quote by Bill Dungsroman 01/04/2005, 12:09pm PST NEW
 
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