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Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:55pm PST
Quétinbec wrote:

Jerry Whorebach wrote:

But can you imagine?


It's said that when you cum inside a quality human being, for 10 minutes it feels like everything you've done in life was right, and you can sigh and squeeze her tits and rub her legs like that's no big thing.

Anyway, I wank into towels and dirty t-shirts.

My grandfather thought that carrying Kleenex around was contemptible. "Little pieces of paper in your pocket, like a woman!" Real men carried handkerchiefs, you see, and for some reason real men didn't think it was disgusting to carry a snot filled rag all day and then launder it later.

So you can pretend you're an old timey racist gentleman like my grandfather, anti-paper products, instead of a filthy boy as most people would call you (don't listen to them).
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I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 5:14am PST NEW
    oops did I accidentally click on livejournal? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/28/2009, 5:59am PST NEW
        Shut up, incel NT by carl 06/18/2024, 4:27pm PDT NEW
            He said that 15 years ago, dude. Are you alright? NT by MM 06/18/2024, 7:00pm PDT NEW
                Where do you see that? NT by carl 06/18/2024, 8:51pm PDT NEW
                    Hey Carl, what do you know about blended Scotch? NT by pinback 06/19/2024, 5:16am PDT NEW
    Re: I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/28/2009, 6:00am PST NEW
    xnxx.com (sharing porn brings us closer v_v) NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 7:13am PST NEW
    Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. NT by Last 02/28/2009, 8:12am PST NEW
        Re: Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. by Mysterio 02/06/2014, 10:57am PST NEW
    We need to ringfence this thread STAT by Caltrops Biohazard Team Zeta 02/28/2009, 11:12am PST NEW
        Thanks. Your sites have been bookmarked and will be wanked to later. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 3:52pm PST NEW
            Human beings............................................................... NOT! by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 4:20pm PST NEW
                Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 4:52pm PST NEW
                    Once you try baby wipes, there is no going back - you're pretty much fucked. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 5:53pm PST NEW
                    Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:55pm PST NEW
                        With tissue, patches of it stick to the head of your dick after you cum. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 2:53am PST NEW
                            I guess tissue can be tricky for someone used to bidets? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 1:56pm PST NEW
                                Why not cum into a damp towel? by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 3:14pm PST NEW
                                    Why not... cum into your propeller beanie? Then put it back on your head? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 3:56pm PST NEW
                                        Chafe your dick against a paper towel, then. by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 4:48pm PST NEW
                                            "I'm asking you to cum into a towel" - do you think about what you're saying? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 6:04pm PST NEW
                                                Hotlink violation NT by Internet Faggots Unite 03/01/2009, 6:13pm PST NEW
                                                Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 8:34pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 8:59pm PST NEW
                                                        Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 12:22am PST NEW
                                                            It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 7:53am PST NEW
                                                                Re: It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 3:46pm PST NEW
                                                                    I'd tell you, but I'm trying not to talk about Tom Chick's sister so much anymor NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 4:59pm PST NEW
                                            I've used both by Backup wanker 03/03/2009, 1:54pm PST NEW
                                    more proof Quentinbec is a flaming faggot - by he likes the smell of his own cum 03/02/2009, 4:34pm PST NEW
                                        You can't smell as you sneeze! But sneezes do smell. They smell like fly spray. NT by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 5:36pm PST NEW
                                            if you weren't gay then you wouldn't be able to even put the filthy tissue NT by to your huge nose again 03/03/2009, 1:07pm PST NEW
                                                You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Mischief Maker 03/03/2009, 3:10pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:20pm PST NEW
                                                        Wait what did the forum code do to my devil sign? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:22pm PST NEW
                                                To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Quétinbec 03/03/2009, 3:56pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 4:01pm PST NEW
            Anybody who is anybody knows to do it into a big pile of cash money. by Last 03/01/2009, 10:08am PST NEW
                the ACLU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 12:14pm PST NEW
 
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