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by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:55pm PST |
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Quétinbec wrote:
Jerry Whorebach wrote:
But can you imagine?
It's said that when you cum inside a quality human being, for 10 minutes it feels like everything you've done in life was right, and you can sigh and squeeze her tits and rub her legs like that's no big thing.
Anyway, I wank into towels and dirty t-shirts.
My grandfather thought that carrying Kleenex around was contemptible. "Little pieces of paper in your pocket, like a woman!" Real men carried handkerchiefs, you see, and for some reason real men didn't think it was disgusting to carry a snot filled rag all day and then launder it later.
So you can pretend you're an old timey racist gentleman like my grandfather, anti-paper products, instead of a filthy boy as most people would call you (don't listen to them). |
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I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 5:14am PST
oops did I accidentally click on livejournal? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/28/2009, 5:59am PST
Re: I've been masturbating a lot lately and need more porn. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/28/2009, 6:00am PST
xnxx.com (sharing porn brings us closer v_v) NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 7:13am PST
Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. NT by Last 02/28/2009, 8:12am PST
Re: Less good than those listed above: redtube and pornotube. by Mysterio 02/06/2014, 10:57am PST
We need to ringfence this thread STAT by Caltrops Biohazard Team Zeta 02/28/2009, 11:12am PST
Thanks. Your sites have been bookmarked and will be wanked to later. by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 3:52pm PST
Human beings............................................................... NOT! by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 4:20pm PST
Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Quétinbec 02/28/2009, 4:52pm PST
Once you try baby wipes, there is no going back - you're pretty much fucked. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2009, 5:53pm PST
Re: Human beings........................................................... NOT! by Fussbett 02/28/2009, 11:55pm PST
With tissue, patches of it stick to the head of your dick after you cum. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 2:53am PST
I guess tissue can be tricky for someone used to bidets? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 1:56pm PST
Why not cum into a damp towel? by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 3:14pm PST
Why not... cum into your propeller beanie? Then put it back on your head? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 3:56pm PST
Chafe your dick against a paper towel, then. by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 4:48pm PST
"I'm asking you to cum into a towel" - do you think about what you're saying? by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 6:04pm PST
Hotlink violation NT by Internet Faggots Unite 03/01/2009, 6:13pm PST
Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. NT by Quétinbec 03/01/2009, 8:34pm PST
Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Jerry Whorebach 03/01/2009, 8:59pm PST
Re: Let me know when you're ready to talk about this like an adult, Jerry. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 12:22am PST
It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 7:53am PST
Re: It's obvious you have no ulterior motive for acting gay around soldiers. by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 3:46pm PST
I'd tell you, but I'm trying not to talk about Tom Chick's sister so much anymor NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2009, 4:59pm PST
I've used both by Backup wanker 03/03/2009, 1:54pm PST
more proof Quentinbec is a flaming faggot - by he likes the smell of his own cum 03/02/2009, 4:34pm PST
You can't smell as you sneeze! But sneezes do smell. They smell like fly spray. NT by Quétinbec 03/02/2009, 5:36pm PST
if you weren't gay then you wouldn't be able to even put the filthy tissue NT by to your huge nose again 03/03/2009, 1:07pm PST
You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Mischief Maker 03/03/2009, 3:10pm PST
Re: You sure have a lot of expertise on the subject of what makes you gay. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:20pm PST
Wait what did the forum code do to my devil sign? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 3:22pm PST
To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Quétinbec 03/03/2009, 3:56pm PST
Re: To the guy who wishes I was gay: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/03/2009, 4:01pm PST
Anybody who is anybody knows to do it into a big pile of cash money. by Last 03/01/2009, 10:08am PST
the ACLU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/01/2009, 12:14pm PST
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