HI I AM QUAKE 4by Someone Vaguely Mean 01/16/2006, 8:59am PST
LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO HUMANS VS. STROGG
SHOOTING AND POKING AND DOOM 3
GASP!!! THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR LEGS AND TURNED YOU INTO A KRAFTWERK FAN
GGGGG MORE SHOOTING OF STROGG THEN SHOOTING A BRAIN
HI I HAVE AN IDEA!!! LET'S MAKE PLAYING WITH VEHICLES BORING
PLAY THE NIGHTMARE LEVEL FOR MORE 'LAFFS'! AND BY LAFFS I MEAN RETARDED
scores:
GRAPHICS: 3870529857209385732/10!!! BECAUSE I AM A SUCKER FOR CHEAP WHORES
SOUND: -6/10 FOR THE THEME SONG
GAMEPLAY: GRANDMA LOVES IT!
OVERALL: FUCK YOU ID AND RAVEN GO BACK TO PEDDLING GEOMETRIC SHIT