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| Omegle by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 9:16pm PDT | ||||
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Someone Stupid: 16 f russia Zseni: Ahahahaha Someone Stupid: ? Zseni: Natural blonde? Someone Stupid: http://media.photobucket.com/image/russian%20blonde/wael0795001474/sexy%20girls/blonde.jpg Zseni: OF COURSE. Someone Stupid: not my profile though.. :( Zseni: Hey wanna walk on the wild side? Someone Stupid: like what? Zseni: Like, you know, lettersex. Someone Stupid: for example? Zseni: You Russian girls are into that right? Zseni: You know, with the letters. Zseni: Ha ha and that thing you do with them Zseni: it's unbelievable, gets me so hard every time. Someone Stupid: i dont know Someone Stupid: what is it? Zseni: Man even Thai girls won't do lettersex, I'm surprised at how big it gets. Zseni: Oh don't play coy, you're a 16 year old Russian, you've probably already done everything humanly possible with your vagina. Someone Stupid: nope. Zseni: You're pretty quick on the draw for a Russian. Someone Stupid: fuck you Zseni: A lot of your people have trouble reading colloquial English. Someone Stupid: i read english well Zseni: That's what I was saying, princess. Zseni: So - got a cam? Someone Stupid: not on this computer. Someone Stupid: its my daddy's work computer Zseni: How about a buy you one with a cam? Zseni: I like girls who respect their fathers' stuff. Someone Stupid: heehee Someone Stupid: :) you dont know me and you wanna buy me one?? Zseni: Seriously, I'm ordering you a new laptop with a cam right now. What's your address. Zseni: Look I'm old, horny, and rich. I know what you girls like. Someone Stupid: stalker much Zseni: And you know what I like. Someone Stupid: asl? Zseni: Send it to a friend's house if you like, I don't care honey. Zseni: 48 / m / So Cal Someone Stupid: umm Someone Stupid: so cal? Zseni: Yeah, Southern Caledonia. Zseni: Don't be coy. Look you like netbooks? Take it out to the park, take pictures of your little pink cunt out in the sunshine. Zseni: How about an Asus? Zseni: Or do you want a full size one? Got any cunt pix? If I tell you my name, will you write it on your ass and have your friends take a picture? Someone Stupid: ummm... Someone Stupid: suuuure Zseni: Super. Now gimme an address to send the computer to. I don't care if it's your neighbors or your dad's place or your best friend or your school. Zseni: I don't give a shit, I'll buy a computer for everyone you know. Someone Stupid: ok... Someone Stupid: will you send it to my uncle in canada?? Zseni: Yeah sure. Zseni: I'll even send him a bill of lading and a customs invoice. Zseni: He can ship it right on to Mother Rassiya. Someone Stupid: whats that?? Zseni: They're documents, sugar. Don't worry about it. Gimme the address and tell me about your titties. Someone Stupid: you saw the pic didnt you? Zseni: I already know what I think about your titties. Zseni: I wanna hear what you think about your titties. Someone Stupid: soft and hard Zseni: That's it? Gimme a little more here. So what's your uncle's address. Someone Stupid: hold on . gotta get the postal code Someone Stupid: ill show you on webcam one day Zseni: Oh yeah? I hope so, I'm buying it for you. Zseni: I'll send my business card to your uncle too. Zseni: You can call me if you like. Zseni: Send titty pix right to my office. Zseni: Nice big office, plenty of room for titty pix. Zseni: You know I like you, you're a girl who knows how to get what she wants. Someone Stupid: :) Zseni: If you send nice pictures, I got a lot more presents I can send. Zseni: Haha are you chickening out on me here? Someone Stupid: got it Zseni: Afraid your uncle will wonder why you're getting nice stuff? Someone Stupid: 797 Longpoint Circle Someone Stupid: Ottawa,Ontario Someone Stupid: k1t 4h6 Someone Stupid: Canada Zseni: Out by the airport huh? Man what a racket. Someone Stupid: how do you know that? Zseni: I'm in shipping. Zseni: This is what I do for a living! That's how come I get to send nice presents to nice girls. Zseni: What's your name, sweetheart? What should I put on the package? Someone Stupid: What do you mean what should you put on the package?? Zseni: Well usually you put down a recipient name when you're sending things to people in the NAFTA states. Zseni: Like your uncle's name. Or his business' name or something. Someone Stupid: Attach a letter explaining why you're sending a laptop.. my uncle is cool and understands.. if there is no explanation, he will call and tell my parents i got a package. Someone Stupid: I'll give you his name Someone Stupid: they will question me like crazy Zseni: Beautiful, okay you're getting a nice Asus, just tell them a stupid American got it for you because you're young. Someone Stupid: Mark Lanthier Someone Stupid: okay ill rewrite it Someone Stupid: Mark Lanthier / 797 Longpoint circle / Ottawa,On / k1t 4h6 / Canada Zseni: OK sent, princess. Zseni: I won't have the tracking number for you until Newegg ships it in the morning. Zseni: Got an email address or something that I can send it to? Someone Stupid: Really? Someone Stupid: wow Someone Stupid: nice going hunn Zseni: What do you mean really. Yes really, that's the whole point of this. Zseni: What do you mean, nice going? Someone Stupid: well i thought you were joking Someone Stupid: you should add a dildo and some toys so i can taunt you Zseni: Your uncle is that cool, huh? Someone Stupid: My name is Chelsea Someone Stupid: btw Zseni: That's an interesting name for a Russian girl. Zseni: But your uncle's English or something right? Zseni: Must be your mom's side of the family. Someone Stupid: my uncle married a french girl or something.. he changed his last name Zseni: Do you want me to send you the tracking number tomorrow or not? Zseni: Yeah a lot of immigrants do that. Someone Stupid: yes :) Zseni: I see it all the time. Zseni: So okay what's your email or phone number or something like that. Someone Stupid: do you want to call me or him??? Zseni: Look honey you can't give your phone number out to strangers! Zseni: And why would you uncle give a shit. Give me your email address, you must have one. Zseni: God damn it's hard to give presents to girls these days! Zseni: You're in Russia! What am I gonna do, hop on a plane and rape you? Ha ha I get plenty of tail. Zseni: I just like to do nice things for girls. Zseni: Is that a crime in Russia? Someone Stupid: ok Someone Stupid: no its not Someone Stupid: chelsea_omegle@live.ca Zseni: That's some uncle you got. Does he have any other nieces? Someone Stupid: i have cousins all over the place :) Someone Stupid: wanna see aurora? Zseni: Hell yes I wanna see Aurora Zseni: Would you really have given me your phone number, honey? Someone Stupid: probably not because of my daddy Someone Stupid: http://media.photobucket.com/image/russian%20brunette/stevierayjon/Me.jpg Zseni: Is your uncle looking for work? Someone Stupid: no Zseni: That's too bad, I need an Ontario regional manager. Zseni: Well, he'll have my card. Someone Stupid: ok :) |
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Omegle by 05/28/2009, 9:16pm PDT  Addendum. by 05/28/2009, 9:20pm PDT Re: Addendum. by 05/28/2009, 11:05pm PDT |
