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I'm flying down to spend 4 days with my Grandmother in a beautiful farming community south of the 2nd southernmost city in the world. There will be no further communication with you until I come back.
Fussbett wrote:
There are people with jobs who enjoy life.
Yep, that's why we have television and computer games. If that's enough for you, keep it to yourself, because I'm trying to get a little more.
Fussbett wrote:
Additionally, sometimes work is fun or at least fulfilling.
Relative to the straws you're left clutching in your spare time?
Here's the deal with the world in 2009:
There are no spaceships, no wars worth fighting, I can't marry the person I most want, and for the rest of my life my jaw will sometimes click when I eat big things or kiss. Why should I buy a house and take a world like that seriously? Better to play to its strengths and hunt out dirty secrets.
Fussbett wrote:
INC already sorted you out with this nonsense, but it's so fucking stupid it's worth a second reply. Normal people, good quality people, feel bored and useless when they decide to do nothing for a living. That's called drive, and you don't have it. Drive is what made your dad amass enough money to let you run around like a fag, drive makes him embarrassed by you
It's not just a work ethic that gets in the way of truly enjoying yourself. You could deal with that by learning to sculpt or renovating a deck. 50 years of work fucks with your risk preferencing, tolerance for bullshit, and a retarded pride gets in the way of everything. The biggest hit is your age, though. You get into this young and you have a million excuses for every stupid move. This is what you should do. People are very forgiving. In contrast, old people have a lot of trouble justifing the lifestyle. Most can't be fucked justifying it to themselves let alone others, so it doesn't work out. Realize you won't consider this lifestyle until you're 65, and it's far, far too late.
Fussbett wrote:
drive is what rightfully makes him feel like a loser on the beach -- because anyone living on that beach is a loser.
You brainwashed fool! Look at yourself talking shit about living free on a beach!
You were working at home for a while. What excuse do you have for NOT renting out the townhouse and living beautifully in Asia on that money alone, never mind any contract work? Fuck your "drive" if it keeps you off the beach.
Fussbett wrote:
That's called "waiting to die".
It's called freedom. If you've been so badly conditioned by society that "waiting" gets you down, you can work. You can beaver away like a fucking idiot night and day. You've got complete freedom to do whatever.
Fussbett wrote:
No, you're similarly speculating about what it's like to know you're not a worthless piece of shit and you're speculating what it's like to be respected and liked and even have sex with a white girl for free.
Do you think people give a shit that you write the "about page" of GE Money's Canadian website? That they give you $4,000 for it and some stupid bitch mistakes your Audi for a Volvo and gives it up for the provider? I can go places where $100 makes me the richest person on Earth. And not just rich, Fussbett: mysterious and powerful! I've been worth more in the minds of MORE others, than you're worth to your girlfriend. I've been a fucking celebrity. I've been a fucking king. The best you can hope for is a kiss on the cheek and a pat on the back. I'll go to the ends of the earth to arbitrage myself. I am a fucking billionaire.
Fussbett wrote:
There are lots of side benefits to being the type of person who can keep up with society's bare minimum.
I'm not settling for side benefits, you sell-out piece of shit. You go fuck a drunk girl. My shit comes raw, real, and full frontal.
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Another biking thread. (cycling) by Zsenitan 08/28/2008, 5:17pm PDT 
Lactic Acid. Unless you're stopping to milk yourself while watching the porno. NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 5:30pm PDT
FACT CHECK: you are wrong and I am right. NT by Zsenitan, factually 08/28/2008, 5:54pm PDT
FACT CHECK: I told a joke, you wrote a TO DO: list like sko. Creexul monster NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 6:14pm PDT
FACT CHECK: you are yet another bitch incorrectly correcting me. NT by Zsenitan fucking checks your facts 08/28/2008, 6:20pm PDT
Zseni calls off engagement, throws ring in MM's face, needle drags across record NT by Last 08/28/2008, 8:56pm PDT
She's one special wacko chick. by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 9:03pm PDT
Awwwww that was cute! Is the rest of the movie that cute? NT by Zsenitan 08/29/2008, 6:25pm PDT
The rest of the movie is Sherilyn Fenn fucking and being naked, so yes NT by I need clarification 08/29/2008, 7:27pm PDT
If you're hitting your physical limit you've had a good day of exercise, sheesh. by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 6:34pm PDT
MY ONLY PHYSICAL LIMIT IS PANT SIZE AND EVEN THAT IS..... BUSTED by Zsenitan 08/28/2008, 7:49pm PDT
I would leave it at 2 miles a day but I'm not a big fat lardass. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2008, 7:59pm PDT
I hate to be this guy, but by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/29/2008, 2:07am PDT
This was to Zseni, not Creex. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/29/2008, 2:08am PDT
Why does fixed gear make you faster/stronger than just using higest gear only? by Fussbett 07/30/2009, 10:00pm PDT
That's what the little bell on your handlebar is for. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/30/2009, 10:24pm PDT
Also: the little horn on the other handlebar. NT by Fullofkittens 07/31/2009, 9:29am PDT
Does Toronto have hills? I think you need some hills. NT by Bunyip 07/30/2009, 11:00pm PDT
Running feels like biking up a hill, this is true. NT by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 4:16pm PDT
I dunno, it always seemed suspect to me. The only advantage is not having derail by Zsenitan 07/30/2009, 11:05pm PDT
Jso and I used to ride our bikes a ton. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/30/2009, 11:34pm PDT
I'm using biking to break up running, so I obviously like it well enough by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:47pm PDT
Are you fucking with me, or perhaps these distinctions are academic? by Zsenitan 07/31/2009, 1:55pm PDT
An Ass Bra and Titanium Ankles: NT by The Zseni Story 07/31/2009, 2:25pm PDT
You really burned her! She walked right into that one. NT by An Idiot 07/31/2009, 3:03pm PDT
I'm talking about exercise. by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 4:11pm PDT
Oh sorry, I missed the brief. "Heh, yours is bigger." NT by Zsenitan 07/31/2009, 5:06pm PDT
Don't they have sports in Toronto? Make your work play. NT by Quétinbec 07/31/2009, 6:15pm PDT
I assume you're talking to me as she doesn't live in Toronto. by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 8:32pm PDT
Re: I assume you're talking to me as she doesn't live in Toronto. by Quétinbec 08/01/2009, 12:09am PDT
Finally, something you're better at: basketball. Congrats on using your height. by Fussbett 08/01/2009, 2:48am PDT
Few doubt I'd be better at most things. by Quétinbec 08/01/2009, 5:18pm PDT
Constant crying isn't a trademark of people who win a lot. by Fussbett 08/01/2009, 9:49pm PDT
I'd cry more if I felt maturity required jogs around your smoggy block. by Quétinbec 08/02/2009, 12:26am PDT
Not doubting you can always cry more! by Fussbett 08/02/2009, 11:01am PDT
It's the price I pay for getting to smile more than 12 y/o's. by Quétinbec 08/02/2009, 5:10pm PDT
Re: It's the price I pay for getting to smile more than 12 y/o's. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2009, 6:32pm PDT
Your crying/smiling/hunching calibrations must be intricate. by Fussbett 08/03/2009, 2:38am PDT
They're spot on. I've got all this shit figured out. by Quétinbec 08/03/2009, 5:27pm PDT
FALLACY: an endless fuck is a good fuck by up with pod people 08/03/2009, 8:00pm PDT
Endless and don't forget motionless. Just rhythmic pumping for 30 minutes. NT by Quétinbot 08/03/2009, 10:38pm PDT
TRUTH: a 30 minute fuck is a thorough fuck by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 3:41am PDT
thorough?? oh man by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 8:22am PDT
Goddamn I love this thread. NT by Last 08/04/2009, 10:17am PDT
To be fair to QB, listening to a woman for any kind of relationship advice is NT by the worst possible thing you can do 08/04/2009, 12:22pm PDT
Re: thorough?? oh man by Eurotrash 08/04/2009, 12:23pm PDT
apples to oranges by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 12:49pm PDT
lol by Eurotrash 08/05/2009, 11:30pm PDT
Re: thorough?? oh man by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/04/2009, 12:39pm PDT
I was more expecting "they're Americans! or white! or LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" NT by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 12:47pm PDT
Paint? You can't paint a thatch hut! by Quétinbot 08/04/2009, 1:07pm PDT
I don't need to be told how to fuck a girl. That's my science. by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 5:05pm PDT
Re: I don't need to be told how to fuck a girl. That's my science. by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 7:30pm PDT
You're NT by Zseni 08/04/2009, 7:42pm PDT
actually no, but she carved me a new asshole in like 2002 and I named it after h NT by up with pod people 08/04/2009, 7:50pm PDT
I think everyone's missing the point, here by That's what I think 08/04/2009, 9:42pm PDT
Re: I think everyone's missing the point, here by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 4:58pm PDT
Understand that you've never fucked somebody. You've only BEEN fucked. by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 4:51pm PDT
Re: Understand that you've never fucked somebody. You've only BEEN fucked. by Zsenitan 08/05/2009, 4:58pm PDT
Holy control issues! NT by Socio-bot 08/05/2009, 11:11pm PDT
that's more like it! I thought we were going to indent forever. by up with pod people 08/06/2009, 7:29am PDT
INFINITE POST LINK NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/06/2009, 8:02am PDT
I've had girls direct my fucks entirely. by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 4:09pm PDT
Oh yeah me too no doubt about it absolutely. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/06/2009, 4:15pm PDT
What the fuck is this "she's waiting for gravity" shit NT by 9.8 meters per second per second 08/06/2009, 9:11pm PDT
Re: TRUTH: a 30 minute fuck is a thorough fuck by You're full of shit again! 08/04/2009, 10:56am PDT
I don't need to be told how Asians fuck. I've fucked my share. by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 5:12pm PDT
You really got me there by You're full of shit again! 08/04/2009, 5:36pm PDT
It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 5:10pm PDT
Haha "wank." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/05/2009, 5:11pm PDT
Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by I need clarification 08/05/2009, 10:28pm PDT
Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 4:18pm PDT
Caltrops's inevitable circumcision thread should really be its own topic. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/06/2009, 5:14pm PDT
It feels better when you're cut, and it's healthier. What's your damage? NT by Devil Dinosaur 08/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT
Re: It feels better when you're cut, and it's healthier. What's your damage? by H1N1 08/06/2009, 11:23pm PDT
CIRCUMCISION DECISION NT by Fussbett 08/07/2009, 7:25am PDT
What's your incision? by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/07/2009, 8:08am PDT
Decreases blood-borne pathogen transmission rates. NT by Science 08/07/2009, 8:38am PDT
Cut it off entirely and reduce it to zero! NT by Technology 08/07/2009, 9:54am PDT
If only he'd do that. by Science 08/07/2009, 11:04am PDT
What, and just open the floor to crying catheter stories? NT by Now you're crossing your legs 08/07/2009, 11:11am PDT
Touché NT by Science 08/07/2009, 12:22pm PDT
Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by I need clarification 08/06/2009, 6:49pm PDT
Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by Quétinbec 08/07/2009, 3:33pm PDT
Re: It's Chosen, my cowardly anonymous friend! by I need clarification 08/07/2009, 6:21pm PDT
This is the second time I've inadvertently disagreed with QB detractors! by Fuck me! 08/05/2009, 6:27pm PDT
Re: This is the second time I've inadvertently disagreed with QB detractors! by I need clarification 08/05/2009, 10:29pm PDT
Thanks for sharing YOUR fantasy though NT by Quétinbec's Shitty Retort Report 08/04/2009, 7:17pm PDT
Re: TRUTH: a 30 minute fuck is a thorough fuck by Ryan Paul 08/22/2012, 1:09pm PDT
You really took me to task for SF4. I should've never revealed I like video gam by Fussbett 08/05/2009, 5:49pm PDT
It's life lesson time for Fussbett. by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 5:02pm PDT
For my next trick, I will start a land war in Asia. NT by Quétinbec 08/06/2009, 5:09pm PDT
You have admit, he has a point by I need clarification 08/06/2009, 6:10pm PDT
New Zealand's Paris Hilton! Except you'll run out of money. by Fussbett 08/06/2009, 9:58pm PDT
This thread needs a link on the front page NT by Fortinbras 08/07/2009, 2:03am PDT
It needs to be released in book form like The Great Outdoor Fight NT by Fullofkittens 08/07/2009, 4:07am PDT
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Queerness NT by Hans Clastorp 08/07/2009, 12:17pm PDT
Haha, awesome. NT by Fullofkittens 08/08/2009, 6:39pm PDT
Working in the name of by Quétinbec 08/07/2009, 3:30pm PDT
Grandma did you enjoy a 30 minute fuck from Grandpa? Would you like one now? NT by Quétinbec at his Grandma's 08/07/2009, 3:59pm PDT
Hey guys, "bathe in the sea" QB is back by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/07/2009, 4:13pm PDT
Your estimated net worth is not relative to the society you're in but the world by Karl Marx 08/07/2009, 4:46pm PDT
Check it out! by Fussbett 08/07/2009, 9:05pm PDT
Haha. I fought hard against mentioning "HVAC products", but lost. NT by Fussbett 08/07/2009, 11:43pm PDT
I knew Karl Marx would agree with me. by Fussbett 08/08/2009, 1:05am PDT
The Colonel Kurtz crack was a bit of a low blow, I thought. Jesus!! NT by Souffle of Pain 08/08/2009, 1:42am PDT
In trying to distance himself from society, Fussbett's said some embarassing thi by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 2:51am PDT
Re: In trying to distance himself from society, Fussbett's said some embarassing by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/12/2009, 5:14am PDT
mffe, leave the arguing to the big boys, you pest by Caltrops Adjudicator 08/12/2009, 8:25am PDT
Overruled (gavel bang). The witness will answer. NT by Judge Fortinbras 08/12/2009, 3:03pm PDT
Who are you again? Are you a Jolt Country guy? NT by Caltrops Adjudicator 08/12/2009, 5:50pm PDT
You caught me. I'm... NT by Worm. 08/12/2009, 10:04pm PDT
Only after hours of firing into the ceiling is this revealed. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/12/2009, 11:39pm PDT
MFFE, if people don't like you, we can't risk being seen together. Sorry. NT by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 2:42pm PDT
What a dick thing to say. by Zsenitan 08/12/2009, 2:46pm PDT
Fuck! The last update seems to be stripping "NSFW" from titles. Sorry, gang NT by Caltrops Admins 08/12/2009, 7:54pm PDT
Please don't grovel! NT by Your Mum 08/12/2009, 7:40am PDT
...when you can GAVEL! NT by Caltrops Adjudicator 08/12/2009, 3:17pm PDT
I'm going to start keeping these brief. by Fussbett 08/12/2009, 2:59pm PDT
He's been undressed by kings by Bunyip 08/09/2009, 6:39pm PDT
Hey my name's in this one. by Jerry Whorebach, leading navelgazer 08/02/2009, 6:36pm PDT
This Jerry post works as a response to every post on this thread! NT by Mr. Helper 08/08/2009, 2:45pm PDT
Another Williamsburg connection to QB by FABIO 08/02/2009, 9:28pm PDT
Tales of old Brooklyn by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2009, 11:03pm PDT
ymca NT by gruman 08/01/2009, 10:30pm PDT
So we're just letting the "too scared to play charades" line go, then? NT by Faggot Patrol 08/04/2009, 9:59am PDT
Re: I assume you're talking to me as she doesn't live in Toronto. by I need clarification 08/04/2009, 2:13pm PDT
It's a lecture on the perils of team sports by an overweight 40 y/o. by Quétinbec 08/04/2009, 5:51pm PDT
Re: It's a lecture on the perils of team sports by an overweight 40 y/o. by Statistician 08/04/2009, 6:10pm PDT
Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by I need clarification 08/04/2009, 6:40pm PDT
Gestated. NT by Irene Wong 08/04/2009, 6:45pm PDT
Haha NT by Fullofkittens 08/04/2009, 7:05pm PDT
Whoah whoah, slow down by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/04/2009, 10:42pm PDT
Re: Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by Quétinbec 08/05/2009, 5:25pm PDT
Re: Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by That's what I think 08/05/2009, 10:26pm PDT
Oops, it turns out it wasn't Choson after all! NT by I need clarification 08/05/2009, 10:27pm PDT
chosen NT by gruman 08/05/2009, 11:11pm PDT
Re: Having a kid = no risk and other lectures from our banker friend by Mischief Maker 08/12/2009, 7:51am PDT
You guys are way out of line with these crying remarks. by Quétinbec 08/12/2009, 2:40pm PDT
Re: You guys are way out of line with these crying remarks. by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/12/2009, 3:37pm PDT
Re: You guys are way out of line with these crying remarks. by Mischief Maker 08/12/2009, 9:28pm PDT
Re: I'm talking about exercise. by Eurotrash 08/02/2009, 11:49pm PDT
Angel Summoner & BMX Bandit by Zsenitan 08/02/2009, 11:59pm PDT
Poor BMX Bandit, replaced by a fucking (w)horse bitch. Schugar lumps. :( NT by Eurotrash 08/03/2009, 1:39am PDT
A young Rorschach. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/03/2009, 5:45am PDT
Great Britain needs to knock it off with the laugh tracks NT by Entropy Stew 08/03/2009, 10:16am PDT
lol by Eurotrash 08/03/2009, 11:59am PDT
Sounds like you went into Curbside? by mark 07/31/2009, 8:06am PDT
Re: Sounds like you went into Curbside? by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/31/2009, 11:00am PDT
Re: Sounds like you went into Curbside? by mark 07/31/2009, 11:58am PDT
Re: Sounds like you went into Curbside? by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:12pm PDT
I'm going to reply to both of you here: by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/31/2009, 1:03pm PDT
"your top speed gets a tremendous boost." <-- still not seeing this by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 4:22pm PDT
Read the sentence you quoted again. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/02/2009, 6:30pm PDT
Oh, you're saying the top speed boost is just from improved leg strength. by Fussbett 08/03/2009, 12:49am PDT
>:( NT by Entropy Stew 08/03/2009, 10:19am PDT
No, the seemingly innocuous Broadway Cycle on Bloor by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:23pm PDT
Re: No, the seemingly innocuous Broadway Cycle on Bloor by mark 07/31/2009, 1:53pm PDT
Would you describe those bike store workers as hipsters? NT by FABIO 07/31/2009, 12:35pm PDT
I would NT by Fussbett 07/31/2009, 12:48pm PDT
Does Master of Magic work well in DOSbox? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/30/2008, 7:41pm PDT
I just fiddle with the memory settings and run it nekkid by Zsenitan 08/31/2008, 8:31am PDT
SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO >:( by E. L. Koba 09/01/2008, 12:32pm PDT
EEEE TROLLS by Zsenitan 09/02/2008, 3:29pm PDT
I found the instruction manual to this! by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/09/2009, 6:09pm PDT
I swear it's one of the best games ever by Entropy Stew 08/10/2009, 8:11am PDT
Runs great for me. MIDI music + SBLiveII sound ran on the default settings NT by Entropy Stew 09/01/2008, 3:08pm PDT
Use DFEND reloaded - it runs great by McMoo 08/06/2009, 3:49pm PDT
Re: Use DFEND reloaded - it runs great by Caltrops Help Desk 08/09/2009, 12:28am PDT
Re: Another biking thread. (cycling) by Quétinbec 08/31/2008, 12:54am PDT
PS: Get out of Canada NT by loser 08/31/2008, 1:34am PDT
thats ALWAYS good advice :D NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/31/2008, 4:44am PDT
Re: Another biking thread. (cycling) by Zsenitan 08/31/2008, 8:29am PDT
Re: Another biking thread. (cycling) by Quétinbec 09/01/2008, 5:01am PDT
By sports you mean - what exactly? MMA or soccer, you cringing faggot? by Zsenitan 09/01/2008, 7:42pm PDT
Why not combine the two? And call it... RUGBUM NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/01/2008, 10:45pm PDT
I am the most feared Caltrops poster of 2010 - 2020 NT by Jim Rice 08/01/2009, 1:59pm PDT
Whoa, how the fuck did this end up here? by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/04/2009, 3:44pm PDT
This thread has had a lot of highlights by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/04/2009, 3:46pm PDT
Shit cyclists say by fabio 08/12/2012, 4:45pm PDT
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