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by Quétinbec 09/24/2009, 7:44am PDT |
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Sorry, I haven't had much time to post lately, but things should settle down in a few months. In the meanwhile, come to Turkey!
Will prostitutes be fucked?
Probably, but even if that happens, it would only be a tiny part of the overall trip - say, a few hours a week MAX. This isn't a sex tour. No one's going to be forced into anything but a little bit of pressure probably will be applied - more for my sake than yours. If you're NOT going to fuck any whores, that's totally OK so long as you're tolerant enough to put up with a little bit of whore themed joking and boasting. Also, there's a chance no whores will be fucked!
How many people can come?
4 is as many as you can comfortably fit in a sedan over long distances. I'd rather avoid using multiple cars as roundabouts are common in developing countries and convoys get cut to bits on them. Regrouping without cell's is a bitch. Also, you'll rarely find more than two rooms free at the best (cheapest) hotels. All in all, you lose about an hour a day to fucking around with groups larger than 4. It's the magic number. And considering we only have 3 weeks, every hour counts.
Can I bring a partner?
I say no because they're a disruptive element, but I reserve the right to bring either a Taiwanese multimillionaire or Lt Irene Wong, so I guess it's negotiable? They would sit on my lap.
Why?
Because your life is shit.
Which countries?
I'm thinking Turkey, Bulgaria, and Romania? I'm not thinking Greece.
Anyway, contact me at quentin@hotmail.com if you're interested. If anyone chats to Fussbett, tell him too. Word on the street is that he has nothing better to do. |
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Turkey & SE Europe: Dec 16 - Jan 3 by Quétinbec 09/24/2009, 7:44am PDT
Me, me, me, i wanna come to Turkey! NT by Nobody 09/24/2009, 9:24am PDT
Haha! This guy is right! You suck, Caltrops! by Quétinbec 09/24/2009, 10:11pm PDT
A good time/the herp. NT by Chairman Mao 09/24/2009, 10:16pm PDT
Caltrops is two retarded welfare guys, one with a beard by and 1000 ATORs 09/25/2009, 8:18am PDT
1000 ators (the same guy basically) gripping their arm rests and grinding their NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/25/2009, 10:11am PDT
and repeating jhoh's superior lines NT by gruman 09/25/2009, 10:25am PDT
That one was Jso's line actually (sorry no cookie for you). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/25/2009, 1:06pm PDT
okay NT by gruman 09/25/2009, 1:50pm PDT
Enjoying your abroad vacation: Step 1- find out where all the Brit tourists go NT by step 2- Avoid them 09/24/2009, 11:44pm PDT
The Brits go home for Christmas. Why do you think I'm inviting Caltrops? NT by Quétinbec 09/25/2009, 1:26am PDT
Don't forget step 3, bring twice as much greenbacks and don't mind the NT by foreign exchange assfucking 09/25/2009, 10:10am PDT
Hurry up, fuckheads. 1 seat left. Zseni, why haven't you responded yet? NT by Quétinbec 09/26/2009, 10:51am PDT
I'm going on a bike tour of Hungary next July by Zsenitan 09/26/2009, 12:08pm PDT
What's next July got to do with anything? by Quétinbec 09/27/2009, 12:14pm PDT
Smile Measuring :( NT by Worm 09/27/2009, 12:29pm PDT
Yes? NT by Cannibal Dave 09/26/2009, 6:25pm PDT
Cannibal Dave is in. Have you contacted him? NT by This is Chris's Blood 09/27/2009, 7:14pm PDT
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