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by Noi Dau Don 11/11/2009, 3:03pm PST |
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I sent INC a picture of Mireille.
(12:19:48 PM) Noi Dau: Quit looking at her tits, you perv.
(12:19:58 PM) i need clarification & a dick in my ass: I'm looking at her terrible teeth right through her mouth
(12:20:40 PM) Noi Dau: C'mon you big douche, she's adorable.
(12:21:10 PM) Noi Dau: Besides I have a date with a male model on Friday to tide me over until I can brain her on the headboard.
(12:22:20 PM) i need clarification & a dick in my ass: isn;t that like a year from now?
(12:22:31 PM) Noi Dau: Half. There are lots of male models though.
(12:22:34 PM) Noi Dau: Even in Portland.
(12:23:20 PM) Noi Dau: I was telling Fussbett that I've never actually been on a date with a man before, and he was like "it's just like a dyke date, except let him do everything first"
(12:23:28 PM) Noi Dau: "failing that, try to dress up a little"
(12:23:38 PM) i need clarification & a dick in my ass: also you don't have to be proud about proving something
(12:23:46 PM) i need clarification & a dick in my ass: everyone does it so you're just a normal person for one night
(12:24:15 PM) Noi Dau: that sounds like really solid advice but I'm not sure what it means
(12:24:25 PM) Noi Dau: what would I be proving?
(12:24:52 PM) i need clarification & a dick in my ass: you know, you're a special and brave pretend lesbian who is out on a date in public!
(12:25:28 PM) Noi Dau: oh
(12:40:49 PM) Noi Dau: hey wait a minute |
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Dating advice with Fussbett and INC. Mostly INC. by Noi Dau Don 11/11/2009, 3:03pm PST 
Dumped all of Weaponsmith's +1 broadswords on the curb? NT by Mischief Maker 11/11/2009, 5:18pm PST
It's over. Today would have been the 11yr anniversary. Celebrate with me? NT by Noi Dau Don 11/11/2009, 5:42pm PST
Strike that, replace with "celibate" NT by Editor of Caltrops 11/11/2009, 5:56pm PST
I'd never say that to MM (who is one of the most generous lovers on Caltrops.) NT by Noi Dau Don 11/11/2009, 6:08pm PST
Soooo why exactly did you two split? NT by Fortinbras 11/14/2009, 2:29pm PST
I ship Snape/Harry, he ships Voldemort/Harry. NT by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 2:34pm PST
Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Noi Dau Don 11/13/2009, 11:29pm PST
Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2009, 2:18am PST
This public service announcement brought to you by a huge faggot by grumans chinese theatre 11/14/2009, 2:09pm PST
Thanks for letting us know you're a huge faggot but we already knew. :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/14/2009, 2:35pm PST
Ha ha NT by evryone 11/14/2009, 3:11pm PST
remember that point I made a few seconds ago? thx for proving it NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2009, 3:41pm PST
haha yeah haha yeah haha yeah haha yeah NT by Jrdano, high five machine 11/14/2009, 4:08pm PST
Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Quétinbec 11/14/2009, 7:37am PST
Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/14/2009, 7:41am PST
Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 9:22am PST
Why would a male model go out with you? Proper answers only. NT by Quétinbec 11/15/2009, 8:36am PST
I'm not taking delivery on that tone anymore, as much as I'd like to answer your NT by question. -Noi Dau Don 11/15/2009, 8:53am PST
Does "proper answers" mean they have to involve wank schedules? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/15/2009, 9:17am PST
Re: Things that went wrong with my date tonight. by Mischief Maker 11/14/2009, 10:07am PST
Counterpoint: by Fullofkittens 11/14/2009, 11:42am PST
Re: Counterpoint: by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:45am PST
yes by FABIO 11/15/2009, 12:40am PST
ANY attempt by women at shock is embarrassing by Laslo 11/15/2009, 4:38am PST
So Christopher Hitchens is right that women aren't funny. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/15/2009, 4:44am PST
Especially with gross out humor by Laslo 11/15/2009, 5:12am PST
ZENSY'S DISGUSTING GROSS OUT HUMOR FEST NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/15/2009, 5:34am PST
Things Zseni is not known for: Self-awareness. by A common reaction to Zseni 11/15/2009, 6:54am PST
Ha ha! Don't let me interrupt you guys. I just want to watch. by Noi Dau Don 11/15/2009, 7:27am PST
Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by A common reaction to Zseni 11/14/2009, 9:42am PST
Re: Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:48am PST
Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by A common reaction to Zseni 11/14/2009, 8:43pm PST
Re: Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 9:06pm PST
Re: Things Zseni is not known for: Making people laugh. by Fortinbras 11/14/2009, 9:11pm PST
Chins up, Zseni, there's always tomorrow! by Last 11/14/2009, 9:53am PST
Re: Chins up, Zseni, there's always tomorrow! by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:46am PST
clearly that boy was too pretty. *hefts mithril elven axe in hand* NT by up with pod people 11/14/2009, 11:06am PST
I don't have any elf axe pictures. :( by Noi Dau Don 11/14/2009, 11:51am PST
AAA by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/14/2009, 12:47pm PST
why don't you get a real mithril axe, like a dorf axe NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/14/2009, 12:56pm PST
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