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It's time to talk about Dickwolves. by The Warezwolf 02/01/2011, 12:56pm PST
The original comic.



The Penny Arcade guys then decided to make a shirt featuring dickwolves. Of course they did. This is the shirt. THIS is the shirt's logo:



Here are a few things that the shirt doesn't have anything to do with: dicks, raping, people getting raped by dicks, people getting raped by wolves, the actual depiction of a lupine beast that sprouts firm, erect, deliciously throbbing and bulbous penises that replace its legs (with the fate of its proper cock left unknown and wholly unremarked-upon).

This caused certainly people, whose opinions absolutely ought to be ignored and avoided, to cry out that PAX is now sponsoring rape. Of course it did.

I am reducing their arguments to an indigestible, murky film, to best make them look like fucking idiots. But get a load of this shit:

Quoted Anonymously from an Industry Mailing List wrote:

Let’s imagine for a moment that the original comic and t-shirt were not about rape but something that singles out a different minority – for example, imagine it was about the Klan and lynching blacks. Now imagine that black gamers and gamer professionals had pointed out that having thousands of white people at PAX wearing Klan themed t-shirts is creating a hostile environment. And imagine Gabe made the same type of flip reply to someone asking how it felt to encourage the lynching of blacks.

Would it still be as easy to dismiss?

Would PA and their 4chan supporters still be dismissing it? Posting photos and comments about lynching on web sites of black gamers/developers?

Somehow I imagine it would be taken much more seriously.

But it’s the SAME ISSUE. There is a minority, and they feel that PAX is no longer a friendly environment for them. It’s not less serious or more deserving of flippancy because most of the minority in this case are women or can be dismissed as “feminists”. It’s a matter of a public event choosing to provide a non-hostile environment to the public, which includes minority groups of various types. Flippancy and sarcasm are fine on a private comic strip, but not as a public representative of a public convention trying to claim it is welcoming to all gamers. If Gabe had made that comment about blacks, I suspect heads would be rolling and companies would be scrambling to distance themselves.


A dickwolf shirt is just like lynching black people. I know there are some black people here. I know you probably have some degree of disdain for white people. Well today so do I. "But it's the SAME ISSUE."

I don't know what industry that guy is from. It could be the web comic industry, the convention industry or the commercial games industry. But all of them are filled to bursting with sniveling wastes of space like that.

It's a shirt that looks like any minor-league hockey team that is in the middle of losing hundreds of thousands of dollars, which is what they were going for. No, the two clowns behind PA don't particularly come off well in the exchange either. But they aren't the ones claiming that a logo like that creates, or ever could create, anything resembling an unwelcome atmosphere at a convention, either.
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It's time to talk about Dickwolves. by The Warezwolf 02/01/2011, 12:56pm PST NEW
    Original blogger implies she's a regular reader of PA, states she's humorless an by Sick Burn 02/01/2011, 3:22pm PST NEW
        Original blogger implies she's a regular reader of PA, states she's humorless an by Gentleman Jim Browser 02/01/2011, 3:47pm PST NEW
            This has been coming for some time. 5 years ago they would have laughed it off. NT by Face it PA fans. Your mom reads it 02/01/2011, 5:31pm PST NEW
                The fat, fat face of New Games Journalism weighs in by Mysterio 02/03/2011, 8:44am PST NEW
                    Why is that guy using an old Meatfloaf publicity shot as his Twitter icon? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2011, 9:25am PST NEW
    No, I think bombMexico drove all the black posters away with the AC review NT by Souffle of Pain 02/01/2011, 4:13pm PST NEW
    I'm not defending them, but I approve of PA getting shit, even inane shit NT by A PA hater 02/01/2011, 4:47pm PST NEW
        Also some of these parody comics are pretty funny by A PA hater 02/01/2011, 7:04pm PST NEW
    I don't have a take on this, but: by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/02/2011, 12:18pm PST NEW
        Hey Zseni, where are you? I honestly want to know your opinion on this subject. NT by Fortinbras 02/04/2011, 5:07pm PST NEW
            to tide you over, a message from the Other Female on caltrops. by up with pod people 02/05/2011, 1:15pm PST NEW
                I object to people spinning this Dickwolves thing as a learning experience. by Worm 02/05/2011, 4:08pm PST NEW
                    So when did you start liking Penny Arcade? This would be tragic if they were a NT by source of anything but mediocrity 02/05/2011, 8:04pm PST NEW
                        no u leik pennyarcaed by Worm 02/06/2011, 9:35am PST NEW
                            I think he's implying wasted talent. by Mysterio 02/09/2011, 10:54pm PST NEW
                Re: to tide you over, a message from the Other Female on caltrops. by Mysterio 02/07/2011, 8:52pm PST NEW
    Make a Vagina Centipedes shirt and we'll talk. NT by Mischief Testiclecuttlefish 02/05/2011, 12:58pm PST NEW
        Re: Make a Vagina Centipedes shirt and we'll talk. by laudablepuss 02/07/2011, 3:18pm PST NEW
    The outcry over the comic was ridiculous, the t-shirt was an unnecessary fuck by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2011, 1:05am PST NEW
        So you can't say "fuck you" to people who think Odie is raping Garfield? NT by Worm 02/06/2011, 9:41am PST NEW
            Yeah that sure is what I said. NT by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2011, 8:37pm PST NEW
                I just fail to see what's decent about ra(ce)pe baiters. NT by Worm 02/06/2011, 11:18pm PST NEW
        If the majestic dickwolf isn't appropriate for a shirt then I don't know what is by Entropy Stew 02/06/2011, 6:07pm PST NEW
            Yeah that sure showed me something. NT by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2011, 8:41pm PST NEW
                Re: Yeah that sure showed me something. by Entropy Stew 02/06/2011, 10:10pm PST NEW
                    Re: Yeah that sure showed me something. by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2011, 10:13pm PST NEW
                        They sell shirts with comic shit slapped on them NT by Entropy Stew 02/06/2011, 10:14pm PST NEW
                            BONUS: A COMMENTARY ON JAPAN'S MORAL DECAY (NOT REMOTELY WORK SAFE) by Entropy Stew 02/06/2011, 10:25pm PST NEW
                                Re: BONUS: A COMMENTARY ON JAPAN'S MORAL DECAY (NOT REMOTELY WORK SAFE) by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2011, 10:39pm PST NEW
                                    -not NT by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2011, 10:40pm PST NEW
                                    Because we fucking hate women, I mean look at the shit they say! by Worm 02/06/2011, 11:26pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Because we fucking hate women, I mean look at the shit they say! by Souffle of Pain 02/06/2011, 11:57pm PST NEW
                                    Re: BONUS: A COMMENTARY ON JAPAN'S MORAL DECAY (NOT REMOTELY WORK SAFE) by Entropy Stew 02/07/2011, 12:01am PST NEW
                                        This right here makes the whole stupid controversy worthwhile by Entropy Stew 02/07/2011, 12:25am PST NEW
                                            Hey guys, I am a new poster here on the site. by Rape Trigger 02/07/2011, 7:27am PST NEW
                                                Not so fast my friend. NT by Rape Trigger Discipline 02/07/2011, 7:30am PST NEW
                                                    Damn right. I don't see any rape trigger in Caltrops Pinball! NT by Rape Button 02/07/2011, 1:10pm PST NEW
                                                'sup by Posttraumatic Stress Disorder 02/07/2011, 2:22pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: 'sup by Rape Button 02/07/2011, 3:25pm PST NEW
                                                        fuck NT by Entropy Stew 02/07/2011, 3:26pm PST NEW
                                                            We're basically agreeing by Posttraumatic Stress Disorder 02/07/2011, 3:48pm PST NEW
                                                                Re: We're basically agreeing by Rape Trigger 02/07/2011, 7:30pm PST NEW
                                                                    I agree with this too by Posttraumatic Stress Disorder 02/08/2011, 6:41am PST NEW
                                                                Are you me? by Entropy Stew 02/07/2011, 8:23pm PST NEW
                                                                Stupid PR! by Gutsby 02/08/2011, 3:34pm PST NEW
                                                                    was this a True Blood reference or a typo True Blood reference? NT by reference police 02/10/2011, 12:31pm PST NEW
                                                                        was this a True Blood reference or a typo Jersey Shore reference? NT by reference police correction 02/10/2011, 12:33pm PST NEW
                                        Re: BONUS: A COMMENTARY ON JAPAN'S MORAL DECAY (NOT REMOTELY WORK SAFE) by Noi Dau Don 02/07/2011, 9:21am PST NEW
                                            Zsen is raping half the women on LJ and I am the bad guy NT by Entropy Stew 02/07/2011, 12:18pm PST NEW
                                            sup by Ray of Light 02/11/2011, 12:38pm PST NEW
                                In Canada it would be a felony sex offence to host or otherwise distribute that by comic electronically. Not even kidd 02/08/2011, 8:46pm PST NEW
                                    I don't even know the legal status of that in the US! by Entropy Stew 02/09/2011, 12:24am PST NEW
        this is the right answer by jeep 02/06/2011, 11:02pm PST NEW
            yup NT by up with pod people 02/07/2011, 6:29am PST NEW
                ^ the trifecta of most consistently incorrect Caltrops posters converge by Werner Klemperer 02/07/2011, 9:44pm PST NEW
                    What happens next is the most important moment in the history of this site. NT by Souffle of Pain 02/07/2011, 9:47pm PST NEW
                    being able joke about anything is the most fundamental building block of worth by Noi Dau Don 02/08/2011, 12:02am PST NEW
                        Were any of the examples in this thread even dark humor? by Worm 02/08/2011, 10:41am PST NEW
                            Holy Shit - Worm made a good post! by Mandingo 02/20/2011, 9:50am PST NEW
                                Zseni disappeared up her own ass long ago. She can't make an argument anymore NT by Entropy Stew 02/20/2011, 2:55pm PST NEW
                        Zsenijeim Starkiller: Moral Astronaut by Entropy Stew 02/08/2011, 11:48am PST NEW
                        JUST A TIP by Mysterio, from backstage 02/08/2011, 4:50pm PST NEW
                    here read this bit by lum the mad by jeep 02/09/2011, 8:23pm PST NEW
                        Read this bit by the retards in Lum's Forum by Lumwatch Sausagefest '11 02/09/2011, 8:43pm PST NEW
                            it's a new-ish forum he hasn't really culled anyone yet by jeep 02/09/2011, 8:55pm PST NEW
                            Who could have guessed where Athryn would have stood on this? by Dead Author On Your Kindle 02/09/2011, 9:53pm PST NEW
                                Who's Athryn. NT by Lumwatch Sausagefest '11 02/10/2011, 4:19pm PST NEW
                                    she said, and smiled in her special way NT by A FRIEND 02/11/2011, 11:24am PST NEW
                        Michael Palin by laudablepuss 02/10/2011, 3:41pm PST NEW
                        Where were you when Binro got raped at (pellet)gunpoint? by Gutsby 02/10/2011, 7:21pm PST NEW
    But the rape victim in the comic is a guy. What does this have to do with femin NT by E. L. Koba 02/07/2011, 8:55am PST NEW
        Re: But the rape victim in the comic is a guy. What does this have to do with fe by Bil Keane of Rape Jokes 02/07/2011, 9:27am PST NEW
    It's time to talk about Rapeculture. by Zodiacal Dust Cloud 02/10/2011, 11:26am PST NEW
        White sheets represent unattainable notions of purity which result in violence NT by toward women 02/10/2011, 12:26pm PST NEW
        Too late, that kid already looks like a rapist. Look at that rapist face. NT by Eurotrash 02/10/2011, 10:40pm PST NEW
        True, moms are responsible for raising rapists. Women ARE the root of all evil. NT by E. L. Koba 02/16/2011, 7:55pm PST NEW
    Now it's time to stop talking about dickwolves. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/10/2011, 11:47pm PST NEW
    UPDATE: Root cause of rape found! by E. L. Koba 02/19/2011, 4:39pm PST NEW
        Down from 3/3 Women to 1/3 Women :( NT by Worm 02/19/2011, 5:03pm PST NEW
        Re: UPDATE: Root cause of rape found! by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/20/2011, 12:11pm PST NEW
 
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