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by bombMexico 03/11/2005, 5:06pm PST |
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7152895/ i forgot how to make links, FIGURE IT OUT
My coffee's not going to piss in itself, BITCH
But when she failed to welcome a workman who had just walked by, a professor stormed up to Saya and dished out a harsh reprimand. "You're so stupid!" said the professor, Hiroshi Kobayashi, towering over her desk.
hahaha i bet they left out the part where he gives her a quick backhand to "keep the bitch in line." Must japanese men take out their misplaced sexual frustration even on female robots? I love how fucked up Japan is, i could read shit like this every single day. Also, while i appreaciate journalistic liscense being taken to make it less boring, I'm betting this guy doesn't tower over anything.
But in a country where robots are changing the way people live, work, play and even love
No explanation given. I'm assuming the next articles about the companies new line of 16 year old School Girl Rape-Bots. The DeLuxe model's 15.
voice recognition technology allowing 700 verbal responses and an almost infinite number of facial expressions from joy to despair, surprise to rage
Im liking how they've already programmed this thing to have an auto-response to being called a CUNT. The joy response is for when a man says she has pretty shoes or slaps her on the ass.
Parents visiting the World Expo can leave their children in the care of a robotic babysitter -- NEC's PaPeRo -- which recognizes individual children's faces and can notify parents by cell phone in case of emergency.
PaPeRo - or as i immediately misread it, RapePro - is probably the single worst human acheivement in the history of mankind.
One of the MILLIONS of situations where a talking robot babysitter could go wrong
Parents: Yes, what? Where in a movie here PaPeRo.
PaPeRo: BZZT! The children aren't moving and the turkeys won't stop screaming or trying to claw out of the oven BZZT!
Confronting a major depopulation problem due to a record low birthrate and its status as the nation with the longest lifespan on Earth, Japanese are fretting about who will staff the factory floors of the world's second-largest economy in the years ahead.
CHEAPSHOT- And here i thought it was every OTHER race that found asians sexually boring, they can't even stand each other!
Alsok, the nation's second-largest security guard company, has developed a line of robo-cops. The guard robots, one version of which is already being used by a client in southern Japan, can detect and thwart intruders using sensors and paint guns.
American Robocop, in the middle of murdering someone with his machine gun arm
Let the girl go, PUNKS
Superior Japanese Robocop
Kindly to be getting off the lawn hooligans! PFFT PFFT PFFT
Researchers have been testing the robot's effect on the elderly at a nursing home in Tsukuba, about 40 miles northeast of Tokyo. During a recent visit by a reporter, the sad eyes of elderly residents lit up as the two resident robot seals were brought out.
I'm just glad to live in a country that doesn't test out its robotic murder machines on the elderly. I believe we have laws against confusing and teasing dementia patients as well, JAPAN.
"I have no grandchildren and my family does not come to see me very often," said Kasuya, clutching fast to the baby seal robot wiggling in her arms. "So I have her," she said, pointing to the seal. "She is so cute, and is always happy to see me."
haha- wait, no, robot animal in place of family that lives on the same TINY ISLAND and never visits, thats the saddest thing I've ever heard. WAY TO END THE ARTICLE MSNBC.
Here's another picture of non-paintball Robocop to cheer myself up.
I think this scene is right before he saves a woman being held hostage by shooting thru her dress to blow the punks crotch off. Man, Robocop's great. |
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Japan building robotic lower-class by bombMexico 03/11/2005, 5:06pm PST 
Waaa? by Random hot Azn chick #37 03/11/2005, 9:46pm PST 
Yawn. FAGGOT. Borrow car, meet woman, pay for sex, then you can give me shit. by bombMexico 03/14/2005, 1:56am PST 
Some of us have never been reduced to that. by Random hot Azn chick #37 03/14/2005, 8:28am PST 
It's casual observer. So it's a mysterio with an ego. NT by Creexul :( 03/14/2005, 10:52am PST 
fish eyed asians: The new big AYUSS latinas? by bombJapan 03/15/2005, 1:11am PST 
Clearly this is a job for SAMPLE SIZE MAN. NT by Fussbett 03/14/2005, 9:01am PST 
Foolish Westerners! by Casual observer 03/14/2005, 10:21am PST 
Re: Foolish Westerners! by laudablepuss 03/14/2005, 12:08pm PST 
The hell is that on the right? NT by Mysterio 03/14/2005, 2:53pm PST 
just another faggot mysterio in mysterio battle armor. NT by just a guy 03/14/2005, 2:57pm PST 
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