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by laudablepuss 10/31/2011, 10:24am PDT |
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Me: So Match. Pretty awful website designed to induce rage?
Me: They have it set up to believe that it's smarter than you are. It'll look at who you've been looking at and decide to send you more of those, no matter if they're explicitly not in your paramaters, and no matter if you are explicitily not in theirs
Me: so I'll get suggestions sent to me, girls who in their profile almost verbatim say "not you" comma my name
Me: Which is fine but WTF, Match?
Me: And I searched for girls who were OMG CHRISTIANS because: research or science or something
Me: now I get girls who say "must have Christ in his life" and shit
Me: Worse, I accidentally clicked on the "like" button next to someone's picture. This is an incredibly stupid feature that no one ever uses. But I clicked it by accident and it's all DONE. There's no undo. I called em and they said yep that's the most permament thing you've ever done, and will outlive everything else in your life, including your skeleton which is basically just rocks.
Me: OK THANKS THEN BYE
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So, Match by laudablepuss 10/31/2011, 10:24am PDT
MUST HAVE OWN LIVER NT by up with pod people 10/31/2011, 10:27am PDT
DAMN. Probably a lesbian *arms folded* NT by laudablepuss 10/31/2011, 10:31am PDT
Fucking liverati NT by Entropy Stew 10/31/2011, 2:16pm PDT
I enjoyed this post. NT by Cyril Badman 11/01/2011, 4:50pm PDT
I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti. [SLURP!] NT by Hannibal Lecktor, M.D. 06/29/2012, 11:09am PDT
"most permanent thing" joke is gold, thank you! NT by Last 10/31/2011, 2:31pm PDT
Re: So, Match by Souffle of Pain 10/31/2011, 9:27pm PDT
The Onion Personals is just an Onion front end for NT by FastCupid.com 11/01/2011, 6:15am PDT
The problem with online dating by Don Juan 11/01/2011, 10:17am PDT
It does allow you to pre-screen for compatible kinks, though. NT by The Gimp 11/01/2011, 11:44am PDT
There's a lot of really hot girls out there though (hi guys!) NT by Captain Yum Yum 11/01/2011, 4:54pm PDT
Re: So, Match by laudablepuss 11/01/2011, 1:08pm PDT
Re: So, Match by Cyril Badman 11/01/2011, 4:49pm PDT
Re: So, Match by laudablepuss 11/02/2011, 11:24am PDT
yeah you don't want disqualifiers by Don Juan 11/02/2011, 3:32pm PDT
don't forget by plentyoffish 06/29/2012, 8:53am PDT
I disagree! by laudablepuss 06/29/2012, 9:42am PDT
Re: So, Match by JPG Man 04/01/2023, 5:40pm PDT
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