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What's wrong with ketchup on hot dogs eaten by adults? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/10/2012, 10:50am PST
There is something that really bothers me quite a bit and I have decided to speak about it. I have seen a number of people who appear on television, and blithely proceed to announce, as if it was a Papal Bull, or the official opinion delivered ex-cathedra from God almighty Himself, that adults are not supposed to put ketchup on their hot dogs, and that adults should not eat hot dogs with ketchup on them.

I mean, the way these people announce this when they're interviewed on television, it's like they proceed to make the use of ketchup on a hot dog by an adult sound like it's a sin or a moral failing bordering on criminal behavior. One woman basically said that "you shouldn't be putting ketchup on a hot dog if you're over 12." I'd like to know who the hell gave her the authority to blithely declare that adults are not allowed to put ketchup on a hot dog? And where are they getting this from? I've heard no public announcements declaring catchup to be banned as a condiment used by adults on hot dogs.

I resent these people who just decide for no logical reason, to come out and make some declaration of a reasonable practice as being somehow disgusting, disreputable, or demeaning. As if an adult who uses ketchup on a hot dog is some sort of unforgivable reprobate. I've never heard any of these people who make this kind of a claim ever give any reason for their claim other then they just think people for adults should not put ketchup on hot dogs.

Myself, personally, I tend to put chili and cheese on hot dogs, sometimes onions and sauerkraut, but occasionally I will put ketchup on a hot dog, and I do not see what is wrong with this, or why some people go all the trouble to come out and make an opinion of this nature.

It's funny, because I remember in one of the Dirty Harry films, probably the original one, where Harry, disgusted over a very violent killing, criticized another police officer whom he saw eating a hot dog with ketchup on it, saying " nobody, I mean nobody, eats a hot dog with ketchup on it." I think his opinion was you're only supposed to use mustard. In his case, I can understand; Harry didn't really want to admit he was sickened and disgusted by the violent killing and so took it out on his partner's choice in cuisine.
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What's wrong with ketchup on hot dogs eaten by adults? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/10/2012, 10:50am PST NEW
    Food snobs are assholes. Hot dog snobs especially so. by Last 02/10/2012, 11:18am PST NEW
        How the fuck can you be a snob about a goddamn hot dog? by Oom Shnibble 02/10/2012, 12:13pm PST NEW
            The same way you can be a snob about beer by time over money bro 02/10/2012, 4:21pm PST NEW
                I'm gonna argue that "craft" beers are a totally different beverage from mass-pr by Fullofkittens 02/10/2012, 5:31pm PST NEW
    Re: What's wrong with ketchup on hot dogs eaten by adults? by laudablepuss 02/10/2012, 3:38pm PST NEW
    ok I'll play along by jeep 02/10/2012, 4:44pm PST NEW
        Re: ok I'll play along by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/14/2012, 4:33pm PST NEW
            Zog's Dogs, baby. NT by Just Another Mysterious Stranger 02/14/2012, 5:52pm PST NEW
 
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