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Blow jobby review of iPhone5 by complete cocksucker by Mysterio 09/28/2012, 3:40pm PDT
http://gizmodo.com/5946599/a-week-with-the-iphone-5

Its 7.6 mm thickness is gorgeousness in itself. WolframAlpha tells me this is the typical length of an ant. An ant! The matte black evokes the cold majesty of a stealth bomber, and like the display, I still find myself staring at it. Even after I dropped it on a hard locker room floor, revealing a dainty chip—yes, it does chip and scratch—it's inky and sublime. That coal bezel, faceted and gemlike, makes the old silver one of the 4, 4S, and much of the gigantic competition look straight tacky. The white iPhone 5 is fine, but you're missing out on some of the best industrial design of all time if you pick that over the understated black—you'll feel more George Jetson than Darth Vader.


What a fucking faggot.
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Blow jobby review of iPhone5 by complete cocksucker by Mysterio 09/28/2012, 3:40pm PDT NEW
    Re: Blow jobby review of iPhone5 by complete cocksucker by laudablepuss 09/28/2012, 4:39pm PDT NEW
        Holy shit that's hot NT by 8========D 09/28/2012, 6:37pm PDT NEW
        The artist swears it's just a back massager. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/29/2012, 1:20pm PDT NEW
            That excuse is as old as the "home personal massager" itself NT by Macho Maker 09/30/2012, 6:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: Blow jobby review of iPhone5 by complete cocksucker by cumspecialist 10/12/2013, 6:49pm PDT NEW
 
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