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| Furthering Cog's agenda, Doom3 review on videogamessuck.com by Bill Dungsroman 08/07/2004, 10:43pm PDT | ||||
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SUCKS.
suislide the gibbering troglodyte wrote:Clearly, this review will be in no way pandering or slavering. Those textures, though, suislide loves 'em. But...wait: suislide the gibbering troglodyte wrote:Oh God! Okay! Anything more about the graphics, Skeezix? The guns all look excellent except for the shotgun which was a tad bland but who gives a fucking when you shoot an imp in the eyeballs AND HE BEGS FOR YOUR MERCY. BUT THEN YOU ARE LIKE FUCK YOU *BLAM* his head explodes in blood.My copy didn't have the begging imps :( suislide the mouth-foaming apoplectic wrote:Was there any doubt? On a scale of one to ten, the sound is awesome. Roger. Also, what if, say, the sound was maybe a tad less than awesome to someone, and that someone hedged his score down to an 8, merely signifying excellent-yet-short-of-awesome? THe guy at gamespot gave the sound an 8 because he is a fucking dumbass. Clearly i am right, and hes wrong. He probably just said that because OH LOOK HE WENT AGAINST THE NORM and blam more hits because people post it all over the forums.Any review of Doom 3 or any part of it with less than an awesome score: AGAINST THE NORM. Perusing the internet for majority opinion of the game reveals most scores fair to middling. Suislide, my pal: welcome to AGAINSTTHENORMTOWN, population you. suislide is painless, but his reviews aren't wrote:Note to Creexul: he's wrong. Go play Painkiller if you want old school Doom style action. As you've no doubt heard, Doom 3 is far more Half-Life inching-forward to trigger enemy encounters with a serious helping of System Shock 2 back-watching. Not entirely bad, but not at all Doom, in terms of gameplay. Suislide backs up his assertion of the faithfulness in spirit of Doom 3 to its predecessors in the next sentence: You have a pda where you can get codes and emails and shit for different lockers and other shit. Also you put your gun down and just click on monitors and people to talk to them or use buttons.PDAs. Yeah, PDAs rocked in Doom 2. And 1. Wait, the emails were in 1 and the PDAs were in 2. Or maybe all of that was in System Shock 2. Oops. Locked storage boxes, too. Wait! I figured out the problem here: THIS IS GAME IS SO SWEET IT WILL TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING RETARD.Oh, well then. Lastly, in its entirety, without comment since none could do it justice: Story: Some dickhead was doing an experiment and he fucked shit up and opened a gate to hell because he is stupid. So you lucked out and survived and start killing demons trying to do shit for the marines and stay alive and stop it all and most of all just kick ass.Spoilers? In conclusion: caltrops should never go down as long as that site stays up. |
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Furthering Cog's agenda, Doom3 review on videogamessuck.com by 08/07/2004, 10:43pm PDT  I'm so pissed they didn't use a game from 1993 as a template for one now. by 08/07/2004, 11:00pm PDT Re: I'm so pissed they didn't use a game from 1993 as a template for one now. by 08/07/2004, 11:13pm PDT Re: I'm so pissed they didn't use a game from 1993 as a template for one now. by 08/08/2004, 12:22am PDT Re: I'm so pissed they didn't use a game from 1993 as a template for one now. by 08/08/2004, 12:51am PDT Re: I'm so pissed they didn't use a game from 1993 as a template for one now. by 08/08/2004, 1:18am PDT Re: I'm so pissed they didn't use a game from 1993 as a template for one now. by 08/08/2004, 2:55am PDT Huh? by 08/08/2004, 8:48am PDT Correctionnnn by 08/08/2004, 11:35am PDT Re: Furthering Cog's agenda, Doom3 review on videogamessuck.com by 08/08/2004, 1:14am PDT Oooooooooooooooooooh SNAP! NT by 08/08/2004, 10:15am PDT |
