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If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by laudablepuss 05/16/2013, 5:16pm PDT Let's not put it in either Star Trek forum. Actually, on second thought, let's never speak of anything this guy touches ever again. My friend says I'll be apoplectic if I watch it, but that's not true. I wasn't any MORE angry with Attack of the Clones after the Phantom Menace. That franchise is just dead now. Same with this one. I give plenty of credit to Voyager and Enterprise too, for killing off the franchise. Abrams is just fucking the corpse now before it decays too far to be enjoyable/ make money. :( Bernd Schneider says 3d gives him a headache, so he's off the hook about having to watch this, at least for a few months. Some retard on Slate ranks the original series below Voyager but above Enterprise (which I guess at least is universally considered the worst series). Thanks, retard #74 on Slate.

If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by laudablepuss 05/16/2013, 5:16pm PDT     You've probably seen this by now, but by Siskel and Ebert 05/16/2013, 6:07pm PDT         Absolutely incredible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2013, 6:51pm PDT         Long live piracy by col.schickn 05/16/2013, 6:53pm PDT     Hahaha by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/16/2013, 6:45pm PDT     Re: If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/16/2013, 10:59pm PDT     I agree with Dana Stevens about something???? by laudablepuss 05/17/2013, 11:38am PDT         I don't. by Mischief Maker 05/17/2013, 1:44pm PDT             All three of us are agreeing. by laudablepuss 05/17/2013, 1:56pm PDT             Re: I don't. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 2:06am PDT                 Re: I don't. by Eurotrash 05/19/2013, 10:28am PDT                     Why there's problems doing video by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/20/2013, 7:29pm PDT                         well I- okay, wall of text, skip to the video. *Paul w/ flashlight under face* by Eurotrash 05/21/2013, 10:43am PDT                         Please make a version of this with rimshots added after your "jokes" at the end. NT by Festus McGee 05/21/2013, 4:11pm PDT     Re: If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by blackwater 05/19/2013, 1:11am PDT         "Hey this is a pretty good shit sandwich for a shit sandwich" by WITTGENSTEIN 05/19/2013, 10:12am PDT         Re: If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by Mischief Maker 05/19/2013, 10:15am PDT         Re: If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by JJ Abrams fan 05/19/2013, 10:49am PDT         Re: If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by Vested Id 05/19/2013, 3:55pm PDT             Re: If/when a thread is made about the new Abrams movie by blackwater 05/27/2013, 7:29pm PDT         this is true by fabio 05/19/2013, 8:03pm PDT         I don't think you're allowed to make use of lowered expectations by laudablepuss 05/20/2013, 9:41am PDT             Re: I don't think you're allowed to make use of lowered expectations by blackwater 05/27/2013, 7:38pm PDT         Group of 9 things. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/20/2013, 7:44pm PDT             Re: Group of 9 things; even better example! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/20/2013, 7:48pm PDT                 Oh Paul. by Eurotrash 05/21/2013, 1:44am PDT                     Re: Oh Paul. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2013, 2:12pm PDT                         Inability or unwillingness to interpret anything nonliterally. NT by Paul's Mental Problem List: #29 05/21/2013, 4:13pm PDT                         My guess was right, lol NT by Eurotrash 05/21/2013, 11:57pm PDT     Why I won't watch it by Roop 05/20/2013, 10:53pm PDT     Is there an "Ace of Base" of movies? by Mischief Maker 05/21/2013, 6:42pm PDT         American Beauty? NT by fabio 05/21/2013, 6:49pm PDT             Excellent suggestion. NT by Bradley Svedka. 05/21/2013, 6:55pm PDT                 Didn't the same thing happen with Skyfall weeks after it came out? NT by fabio 05/21/2013, 7:02pm PDT             The people that love Fight Club and Donnie Darko also love American Beauty. NT by Fullofkittens 05/21/2013, 7:04pm PDT                 I love Fight Club and American Beauty by pinback 05/21/2013, 9:10pm PDT                     Re: I love Fight Club and American Beauty by Mischief Maker 05/21/2013, 9:33pm PDT                         I also love ST2, the best of all of the Star Trek movies, still. by pinback 05/27/2013, 4:53pm PDT                 Re: The people that love Fight Club and Donnie Darko also love American Beauty by Vested Id 05/28/2013, 2:28pm PDT         Dances With Wolves? NT by Fullofkittens 05/21/2013, 7:06pm PDT         Jerry Macguire? NT by Rafiki 05/21/2013, 7:26pm PDT         Forrest Gump. (Runners-up: anything with Robin Williams or Jim Carrey in it.) NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/21/2013, 7:47pm PDT             (Except Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) NT by Fullofkittens 05/21/2013, 8:59pm PDT             And One Hour Photo and Good Will Hunting? by pinback 05/21/2013, 9:13pm PDT                 Glengarry Glen Ross. THE Caltrops movie! by Mischief Maker 05/21/2013, 10:09pm PDT                 ICJ how much of your game sales goes towards supporting your horrible friend? NT by fabio 05/21/2013, 10:10pm PDT                     You are never an interesting poster, Fabsy NT by Zsenijeim 05/29/2013, 1:06pm PDT                         It's not Tuesday, but welcome back all the same! by Mischief Maker 05/29/2013, 2:40pm PDT                         That puts me up there with Jerry in your poster rankings by fabio 05/30/2013, 1:02am PDT                 I don't think One Hour Photo was ever "hugely popular" :( by Jerry Whorebach 05/22/2013, 12:54am PDT                 The Great Happiness Space: Tales of an Osaka Love Thief NT by Quétinbec & Fussbett 05/22/2013, 6:36pm PDT             What Dreams May Come. NT by Last 05/29/2013, 3:06pm PDT             Liar, Liar was good. NT by Last 05/29/2013, 3:16pm PDT             Speaking of Forrest Gump by fabio 06/09/2013, 4:57pm PDT                 I saw it in the theater, on a date when I was 16 by Fullofkittens 06/09/2013, 9:15pm PDT         wait, here are the winners by fabio 05/21/2013, 9:17pm PDT             Blair Witch! Perfect! NT by Mischief Maker 05/21/2013, 9:29pm PDT                 You never even saw the movie you fuckstick. God do I hope you all die in a fire NT by pinback 05/21/2013, 9:42pm PDT                 Even more perfect by fabio 05/21/2013, 10:57pm PDT                     fucking Magnolia. And fucking Titanic NT by Eurotrash 05/22/2013, 12:03am PDT                         Wait, I missed this. by pinback 05/27/2013, 2:03pm PDT                             I can agree with you when you say that Magnolia is as good as Star Trek (2009) NT by Fullofkittens 05/27/2013, 3:35pm PDT                                 Man, once Abrams reboots that franchise? NT by fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa 05/27/2013, 4:51pm PDT                             Yeah, maybe they were bad examples by Eurotrash 06/06/2013, 11:02pm PDT                     The Sixth Sense is a one-time-use movie so it gets a pass. by Fullofkittens 05/22/2013, 4:17am PDT                         I enjoyed The Six Sense both times I watched it. It's a really good movie. by Jerry Whorebach 05/22/2013, 5:39pm PDT                             Re: I enjoyed The Six Sense both times I watched it. It's a really good movie. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/22/2013, 10:27pm PDT                                 I disagree with your opinions. by Monster-lover! 05/22/2013, 11:02pm PDT                                     Not sure I follow the Uwe Boll comparison? by Jerry Whorebach 05/23/2013, 12:58am PDT                                 Re: I enjoyed The Six Sense both times I watched it. It's a really good movie. by blackwater 07/02/2013, 1:35am PDT         Ace of Base had nothing but positive press?! NT by ?!?!? 05/22/2013, 6:34pm PDT             I do remember SPIN saying they were the next ABBA. by Fullofkittens 05/23/2013, 8:18am PDT                 SPIN MAGAZINE BEST ALBUMS OF 1991 by Bob Guccione, Jr. 05/28/2013, 10:15pm PDT         Re: Is there an "Ace of Base" of movies? How about "Signs"? :) NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/23/2013, 7:49am PDT             Did you all catch this? I just caught this. He ALMOST got within intergalactic NT by range of a faint humor scan. 05/28/2013, 8:56pm PDT     Bernd notice update by laudablepuss 05/23/2013, 9:28am PDT     Star Trek: Into Darkess was very good. by pinback 05/26/2013, 8:09pm PDT         Hey man by J.J. Abrams 05/26/2013, 9:59pm PDT         So, "Star Trek" (2009) was 4 stars out of an available 4 on the pinback scale? NT by Fullofkittens 05/27/2013, 7:23am PDT             Some people can't seperate Shatner the actor from Shatner the RL asshole. by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 7:39am PDT                 I love Shatner the RL asshole as much or more than the actor. NT by Fullofkittens 05/27/2013, 8:33am PDT             It does. NT by pinback 05/27/2013, 10:18am PDT                 How many stars would you give the actual Star Wars? by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 11:33am PDT                     4: 4, 5: 3.5, 6:3, 1: 0, 2: 0, 3: 0.5 NT by pinback 05/27/2013, 11:35am PDT                         What does all that add up to, including Lego Star Wars? NT by Eurotrash 05/27/2013, 12:31pm PDT                         Re: 4: 4, 5: 3.5 by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 12:34pm PDT                             Re: 4: 4, 5: 3.5 by pinback 05/27/2013, 2:02pm PDT                             In other words, you don't like a boat, do ya?! NT by The Bridgetender 05/27/2013, 3:21pm PDT                             Re: 4: 4, 5: 3.5 by Souffle of Pain 05/27/2013, 5:13pm PDT                         I like that you can recognize dreck in the new SW movies by laudablepuss 05/27/2013, 5:52pm PDT                             The new Star Trek movies are objectively good. by pinback 05/27/2013, 6:09pm PDT                                 Just counting the days 'til "Citizen Kane: Mummy Hunter" NT by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 6:56pm PDT                                 Yes, you feebly grasp the central concept, congratulations by laudablepuss 05/27/2013, 11:20pm PDT                                 I bought the 2009 Star Trek on dvd because I heard it was really good by Eurotrash 05/29/2013, 12:37pm PDT                                     SUCKS: BSG, Star Trek, 2001, Space, Planets, Air, Things... NT by Mysterio 05/29/2013, 2:14pm PDT                                     Re: I bought the 2009 Star Trek on dvd because I heard it was really good by fabio 05/30/2013, 1:16am PDT                                         BSG: Decent in first season. Interesting for 1/2 of 2nd. Worse in 2nd half by WITTGENSTEIN 06/05/2013, 4:06pm PDT                                 Pinback by Cannibal 05/29/2013, 1:17pm PDT                                 Trolling Star Trek fans is strictly bush league by blackwater 09/10/2013, 11:47pm PDT                         I agree that Star Wars was the best Star Wars. by Jerry Whorebach 05/27/2013, 7:14pm PDT                             The BIAS-FREE ZONE NT by Caltrops 05/27/2013, 9:11pm PDT                                 Keep sniffing around that sentence, you'll get the joke eventually. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/27/2013, 9:42pm PDT                             Re: I agree that Star Wars was the best Star Wars. by Mischief Maker 05/27/2013, 9:52pm PDT         I agree with Pinback by Last 05/28/2013, 9:13am PDT             I meant to mention three great parts of the originals. by Last 05/28/2013, 9:36am PDT             I don't think you know what "fan service" means. by laudablepuss 05/28/2013, 4:09pm PDT                 Pandering is pandering, even if there's no upskirt. NT by Last 05/29/2013, 3:08pm PDT             My defense as to why Star Trek 4 and 6 were GOOD. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2013, 9:38pm PDT             Re: I agree with Pinback by laudablepuss 06/04/2013, 1:57pm PDT             Re: I agree with Pinback by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/09/2013, 6:10pm PDT                 They had something the LAPD abandoned long ago: their humanity. by And their balls. 06/09/2013, 7:18pm PDT         No mention of how Into Darkness broke the Redlettermedia guys' denial? NT by Mischief Maker 06/06/2013, 7:50am PDT             I didn't know this existed. It was great. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 06/06/2013, 3:43pm PDT     0/10 by fabio 05/27/2013, 6:51pm PDT         You guys are too cool for school. What is he complaining about here? NT by pinback 05/27/2013, 9:11pm PDT             If you start complaining about fabio's complaining you'll lose your mind. NT by he complains. 05/28/2013, 7:25am PDT                 I just didn't know exactly what the complaint was, since he just posted a screen NT by grab from the movie? 05/28/2013, 9:25am PDT                 Have you not noticed that's his entire shtick? by fabio 05/28/2013, 2:21pm PDT                     I just asked a simple question, you goddamn lunatic. by pinback 05/28/2013, 2:51pm PDT                     You do have bad taste NT by This is known, Khaleesi 05/29/2013, 1:28pm PDT                         IT is known. IT NT by for fuck's sake 05/29/2013, 2:05pm PDT                             Someday you'll control yourself to only reply once NT by someday 05/30/2013, 12:41am PDT                                 That was one reply. How can you fuck up counting to one? NT by for fuck's sake 05/30/2013, 1:41am PDT         Re: 0/10 by pinback 05/27/2013, 9:15pm PDT             "This will probably get a scolding pinback and Arbit post" -me by fabio 05/28/2013, 2:25pm PDT                 I really was just asking what that screengrab had to do with your 0/10 rating. NT by pinback 05/28/2013, 2:49pm PDT         start to orange/blue color scheme NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/28/2013, 2:48pm PDT     If I may sum up the rest of the world's view of Caltrops' shockingly terrible by opinions of movies and all else: 05/28/2013, 10:56pm PDT         I 100% agree. NT by Mischief Maker 05/29/2013, 7:35am PDT     This is the ugliest ship I've ever seen by laudablepuss 06/05/2013, 2:05pm PDT         The crazy bridge is growing on me a little by laudablepuss 06/05/2013, 2:45pm PDT         Fuck you, that ship was awesome. Enterprise vs. Super Enterprise is awesome. NT by Faultfinding Is An Act Of Ego 06/05/2013, 6:44pm PDT             Also, Fuck you, everyone who hates the new Megatron design! He has knife hands! NT by Faultfinding Threatens My Ego 06/05/2013, 6:53pm PDT                 KNIFE HANDS! by laudablepuss 06/06/2013, 4:59pm PDT                     WRONG ONE! by laudablepuss 06/06/2013, 5:00pm PDT     I really liked this io9 piece by WITTGENSTEIN 06/30/2013, 1:21pm PDT         I did not see this because I was in the goddamned hospital by laudablepuss 07/10/2013, 1:08pm PDT     EAS review by laudablepuss 07/10/2013, 12:40pm PDT