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by Zseni X, Warlord of Freedom 04/06/2005, 12:59pm PDT |
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So BDR and ES have really been on my case recently about how nobody likes me, I don't say anything interesting, I mean nothing and I have no friends. While disagreeing with their specific example (me) I must concur with the general principle that posting on Caltrops should be an act suffused with deep meaning and fraught with the fraternal affection that both BDR and ES enjoy with all posters, if not the somewhat warmer feelings currently shared between ES and laudablepuss. I believe I was just arguing on behalf of this point the other day.
"More love and more meaning" is no tide for Zseni to hold back. As a peacemongering hippy with a talent for infuriating anyone even remotely unstable, my life has been a long series of cursed relationships with others and my faith in humanity is presently at an all-time low and maybe...just maybe...the problem is me and not them. So now it is high time for me to put my mouth where my money is. I have always been the People's Choice candidate and now I turn my fate over, once again, to the hands of the people, as a last-ditch attempt to validate my existence and my belief in democracy simultaneously. You must choose whether the love-and-meaning wave can bear my wicked shredding or whether it must roll on without me surfing all over it. Nobody knows better than you, the people - I really believe that, which is undoubtedly the better part of my madness.
Respondees to this post are invited to put "LEAVE" or "STAY" in the subject line, regardless of what is contained in the message body; thereupon I submit myself to the following binding contract:
If more replies to this post are titled "STAY" than "LEAVE", I will stay right here at Caltrops!
If more replies to this post are titled "LEAVE" than "STAY", I will leave Caltrops, never to post again under any nick!
You have 48 hours from the time I post this message to place your vote, Caltrops! Decide your fate! |
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Zseni Versus Everyone: BATTLE FOR THE TITLE by Zseni X, Warlord of Freedom 04/06/2005, 12:59pm PDT
:) by :) 04/06/2005, 1:13pm PDT
Rules Clarification? by The People 04/08/2005, 12:50pm PDT
LAY. STEAVE. Whatever. by Bill Dungsroman 04/06/2005, 2:05pm PDT
Somebody needs a hug. by Hung Jury 04/06/2005, 2:42pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 1 04/06/2005, 3:38pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 99 04/08/2005, 12:51pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 3 04/06/2005, 3:38pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 98 04/08/2005, 12:51pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 4 04/06/2005, 3:39pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 97 04/08/2005, 12:52pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 4 04/06/2005, 3:39pm PDT
No double-dipping! NT by Lurker 17 04/06/2005, 5:05pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 96 04/08/2005, 12:52pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 5 04/06/2005, 3:40pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 95 04/08/2005, 12:52pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 2, running a little late 04/06/2005, 3:40pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 94 04/08/2005, 12:53pm PDT
Love you. We'll meet again, don't know how, don't know... NT by Zsenijeim 04/08/2005, 12:53pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 6 04/06/2005, 3:41pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 93 04/08/2005, 12:53pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 7 04/06/2005, 3:42pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 92 04/08/2005, 12:53pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 8 04/06/2005, 3:42pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 91 04/08/2005, 12:53pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 9 04/06/2005, 3:43pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 90 04/08/2005, 12:54pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 10 04/06/2005, 3:43pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 89 04/08/2005, 12:54pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Mysterio 04/06/2005, 3:44pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 88 04/08/2005, 12:54pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Quentin Beck 04/06/2005, 3:44pm PDT
Quentin Beck wants Zseni to leave NT by binkbot 04/06/2005, 3:45pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 87 You can stop us all 04/08/2005, 12:55pm PDT
LEAVE by Moom Cable 04/06/2005, 3:45pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 86 04/08/2005, 12:55pm PDT
LEAVE by Running Out Of Steam 04/06/2005, 3:46pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 85 04/08/2005, 12:55pm PDT
LEAVE by Dead_Horse 04/06/2005, 3:47pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 84 04/08/2005, 12:56pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Ghost of Pidge 04/06/2005, 3:47pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 83 04/08/2005, 12:56pm PDT
LEAVE NT by Lurker 11 04/06/2005, 3:48pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 82 04/08/2005, 12:56pm PDT
Somebody needs a shrug NT by I knew this day would come 04/06/2005, 3:48pm PDT
This shit is bananas! B, A, N, A, N, A, S! NT by Gwen Stefani 04/06/2005, 4:11pm PDT
Re: Zseni Versus Everyone: BATTLE FOR THE TITLE by William H. Hayt, Jr. 04/06/2005, 6:48pm PDT
I can't quite believe its her but... Recently... Yeah, it might be. NT by Casual observer 04/06/2005, 7:52pm PDT
Hayt is right. by Fullofkittens 04/06/2005, 7:32pm PDT
LEAVE NT by LURKER 12304824 04/06/2005, 7:39pm PDT
stay NT by Lurker 81 04/08/2005, 12:56pm PDT
I see your remaining days each as quiet, tedious collections of hours. NT by Apollonius 04/06/2005, 8:10pm PDT
Re: Zseni Versus Everyone: BATTLE FOR THE TITLE by Zseni X, Warlord of Freedom 04/06/2005, 8:24pm PDT
Re: Zseni Versus Everyone: BATTLE FOR THE TITLE by William H. Hayt, Jr. 04/06/2005, 8:35pm PDT
Re: Zseni Versus Everyone: BATTLE FOR THE TITLE by Bill Dungsroman 04/06/2005, 8:44pm PDT
BATTLE FOR CONTROL, more like it. by Mischief Maker 04/07/2005, 11:27am PDT
No one is going to give in to your demands to have an opinion about you. by Fullofkittens 04/06/2005, 11:05pm PDT
LEAVE! by Zseni X, Warlord of Freedom 04/07/2005, 10:37am PDT
stay NT by Lurker 80 04/08/2005, 12:57pm PDT
Is there a hidden message here? by laudablepuss 04/07/2005, 11:09am PDT
Leaving Castrolp is so last month. by conflictNo, AIM ONLY 04/06/2005, 10:05pm PDT
stay NT by wrom 04/06/2005, 10:56pm PDT
Re: stay NT by bob 04/06/2005, 10:56pm PDT
leave NT by Lurker 78 04/08/2005, 12:57pm PDT
leave NT by Lurker 79 04/08/2005, 12:57pm PDT
stay NT by jill 04/06/2005, 10:56pm PDT
leave NT by Lurker 77 04/08/2005, 12:57pm PDT
Gay NT by FABIO 04/07/2005, 12:08am PDT
You know what I think NT by CattleHumper 04/07/2005, 12:12am PDT
LEAVE by Tony 04/07/2005, 12:34am PDT
stay NT by Lurker 76 04/08/2005, 12:58pm PDT
Do not feed the Binro NT by Entropy Stew 04/07/2005, 2:57am PDT
This is a website, not a relationship. NT by Daverd 04/07/2005, 9:13am PDT
Should I stay or leave? NT by Eva 04/07/2005, 11:51am PDT
This is a pitcher, not a belly-itcher! NT by Fourth Grader 04/07/2005, 11:28pm PDT
LEAVE by Guido Jones 04/07/2005, 9:31am PDT
stay NT by Lurker 75 04/08/2005, 12:58pm PDT
You can't have a poll post without POL POT!!!1 NT by Something Awful forums 04/07/2005, 10:38am PDT
See you Tuesday! NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2005, 11:04am PDT
This is the kind of high school level BS people instinctively hate by jeep 04/07/2005, 12:27pm PDT
Stay NT by Mysterio 04/08/2005, 12:46am PDT
leave NT by Lurker 74 04/08/2005, 12:59pm PDT
You're all a bunch of fucking idiotic morons by I need clarification 04/08/2005, 4:17pm PDT
Wow that was totally shocking. NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/08/2005, 4:34pm PDT
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