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POPULARITY CONTEST by Zseni 01/06/2003, 2:11pm PST
When I planned to write FitM I outlined a few initial articles. The Purple Junta already has the fifth one, and here are the blurbs for the next few:

6: The aborted attempt.

How I attempt to join in at the elapsement of my probationary period; the
delicate maneuverings on Jane's part to let me know that now was not the
time, the death of my hoped-for dramatic enterance and the establishment of
my social dependency. The social maneuvering of women, its political nature
and fame throughout history. Why it sucks, why it is intriguing. More
roleplay samples, more development of Jane and Sally and notes on the
fascinatingly stupid Louisa.

7: A momentary crisis.

My attempt to blow my own cover and Creexul. Fuck you bitches, I don't want
to play court to bitches as stupid as you. Unless you *beg me to*, and they
did, or at least asked. How I stayed away and got myself re-invited, my de
facto status as a member of the pack. Trolling of blogs to see if I was
mentioned by anyone - convenience of their openness and writerly
pretensions. More notes on the social structure of the group, their
closeness and the reasons for it. Jane's livejournal excerpts.

8: The introduction of Seifer.

I get to play for the first time, and manage to swing myself a role in which
I call all their characters faggots and ladies and swagger around like a
prick and betray their gayness - my almost uncontrollable drop into high
melodrama, the general glee and shock with which this was all received.
What could it mean about them? The threat in the open doesn't seem to be a
threat, or something. I create a blog - for whom? And all the bother I took.
Why?

9, 10, 11: some other stuff about the first few times roleplaying. Not
certain what, but my pacing requires that there are a few of them before I
get to 12.

12: Louisa, Seifer, and Alucard.

The true seme nature of women revealed in Louisa: control freaks,
choreographers. Jumping forward to my conversation with Jane about Louisa,
my seme reassurances that I would take control of the entire situation. When
I take control - masculine or feminine seme? Am I the avenging knight...or
the tireless stage manager? Questions of scale, and the particular dullness
of Louisa. What does that say about women?

So I want three articles to fill in between 8 and 12, or maybe I want to clip them entirely. It occurs to me now that there's no real reason to do a day-by-day analysis unless someone particularly wants to see that. So here are a bunch of potential articles: give a yell as to which, if any, sound particularly juicy. Some of them are going to be there anyway (let's be total fags and mark them off with a *) but they contain sufficent subject matter to be spread over more than one article.

1. Maybe what I'll move into instead is notes on the indivisual players - as I was intending to do with Louisa, I would also do for Wilma (whose exceptional dullness is alarmingly interesting), Sally, and Jane.*
2. Buttfucking: my first time.*
3. Buttfucking: in and out of strict RP.
4. Buttfucking: a comparison over several days.
4b. Buttfucking: a comparison over several players.
5. Wilma and Amanda: worst buttfucking evar. Semi-* - it's so unbelievable I might have to put it in somewhere. 3 hours of this:
[Amanda] Watari: *voice becoming as tight as his chest with wanting, practically shouts past the knot in his throat as he pulls the now unclad Kenshin over him into a tight embrace* You have to -ask-, precious? God yes, I want you... in me... like, now please? *panting heavily*
[Wilma] Kenshin: *surges deep into Watari's body with one smooth, powerful thrust, his slick fingers wrapping Watari's cock* Silly of me, my Yutaka. *panting himself*
It's at least twice as hiliarious when you know, like I did, that Wilma is legendarily dull and thoroughly disliked, and Amanda is absolutely desperate to get some action. Seriously thinking about putting this up with only slight annotation, mostly from my simultaneous conversations on the side with Jane and Creexul.
6. Irvine, My Pet: dominance games in RP.
7. Who's on top? Sally and Jane and control of the game.*
8. Why I can't talk to Sally.
9. Manipulation Games: how everyone starts selling each other out to me.*
10. Calgon, Take Me Away: dominance games out of RP, or how I brought Jane to heel.
11. How to be the mysterious masked man, or how come nobody knows anything about A____ and why does that make them so wet?
12. The Second Character blueprints.
13. Paranoia. I'm afraid of getting caught, fascinated by what happens if I do get caught. It messes with my head.
14. How Seifer got his dumb balls writ into a bad corner: monogamous, antisocial, and inflexible. Uh oh.
15. My big fat fucking ego, and how it completely dicked around with my game.
16. How Wilma virtually cyber-bored me to the point of genuine real life hysteria, and what that means for the future of mankind.
17. Everyone's family: the girls, their boyfriends/mothers/whatever, their Christmastime scheduling issues, and how I think this means that none of them have ever gotten laid ever.

Also feel free to suggest topics. TIA, also: fags.
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POPULARITY CONTEST by Zseni 01/06/2003, 2:11pm PST NEW
    Forgot the most important one. by Zseni 01/06/2003, 2:34pm PST NEW
        Re: Forgot the most important one. by Senor Barborito 01/06/2003, 3:07pm PST NEW
    With this too-long summary, you cheapen all that is summarized. -nt- NT by Ray, of Light 01/06/2003, 5:08pm PST NEW
        With this too-brief comment, you cheapen all that is laborious. entee by Zseni 01/06/2003, 5:31pm PST NEW
    Re: POPULARITY CONTEST by Grenadier 08/17/2003, 10:26pm PDT NEW
        PS by Grenadier 08/17/2003, 10:40pm PDT NEW
        Oh, hey! Funny story about those articles. by laudablepuss 08/18/2003, 12:05am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh, hey! Funny story about those articles. by Grenadier 08/18/2003, 2:15am PDT NEW
                Re: Oh, hey! Funny story about those articles. by Signature 08/18/2003, 3:04am PDT NEW
                    Agreed, link needed. NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/18/2003, 1:54pm PDT NEW
                    here it is by Grenadier 08/24/2003, 5:30am PDT NEW
 
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