FoK wrote:

Entropy Stew wrote:

FoK wrote:

Women.

And you fags.

-FoK

Huh? Are you one of those whisky fagbiggots?

-/ES/-

I love whiskey, but my wife bitches about how it makes my breath smell like my alcoholic grandfather's.

Rum is a good compromise - Appleton Estate being the best economy brand I've found. I point out the tequila thing because it seems like the only two kinds of shots girls will do are tequila or that licorice-tasting garbage (and Hot Damn, of course, for the sorority girls). Tequila is the hard liquor for people that like lite beer.

FoK

P.S. Side note - my boss brought me a bottle of rum from the Czech Republic as a present (nice internship!) - the weird thing about it (besides the fact that's it's 55% alcohol) is that it tastes like the unholy lovechild of Bacardi Silver and Jose Cuervo. But stronger. Odd.