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Just saw Matrix: Reloaded. Questions. Free editing guide inside! by FABIO 06/09/2003, 12:48am PDT Because I dont get super sneak previews like you faggots and never go see a blockbuster movie less than two weeks after release. A not full theater allows seat migration in case you sit next to the talking faggots, MST3k wannabees, or cronic candy wrapper crinkler. Anways -Is Zion destroyed or not? The sentinals "broke through" and there was a slaughter. Just the fleet? -Why do the machines needs humans for power? Why not monkeys or some other animal that would be alot easier to control? -Why do the plugged in humans need virtual reality stimuli anyways? Why not just keep them constantly sedated? -If you have unprotected sex in the matrix, does your brain "make you" pregnant in reality? FABIO's guide to editing your movie 1. Take a good look at each individual scene. 2. Try to imagine it as part of the "deleted scenes" features on the DVD release. 3. If you succeed in that, delete that scene.

Just saw Matrix: Reloaded. Questions. Free editing guide inside! by FABIO 06/09/2003, 12:48am PDT     Re: Just saw Matrix: Reloaded. Questions. Free editing guide inside! by Arbit 06/09/2003, 1:12am PDT         Re: Just saw Matrix: Reloaded. Questions. Free editing guide inside! by your 7th grade biology teacher 06/09/2003, 2:00am PDT             Tearing up junior high diploma in despair. NT by Arbit 06/09/2003, 2:31am PDT     Re: Just saw Matrix: Reloaded. Questions. Free editing guide inside! by Immodium AD 06/09/2003, 1:21am PDT         Also RE: Animatrix by Immodium AD 06/09/2003, 3:37am PDT             yes by FABIO 06/09/2003, 3:41am PDT             Re: Also RE: Animatrix by Jhoh Creexul 06/09/2003, 10:01am PDT     two more by FABIO 06/09/2003, 3:48am PDT         Re: two more by foogla 06/09/2003, 5:24am PDT         Re: two more by Chalk Outline 06/09/2003, 7:06am PDT         smokescreens by Colonel K 06/09/2003, 7:55am PDT     Re: Just saw Matrix: Reloaded. Questions. Free editing guide inside! by Masked Man 06/09/2003, 2:14pm PDT         Re: Just saw Matrix: Reloaded. Questions. Free editing guide inside! by Entropy Stew 06/09/2003, 3:13pm PDT     Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by I need clarification 06/09/2003, 3:52pm PDT         Re: Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by Jhoh Creexul 06/09/2003, 3:56pm PDT             Re: Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by Shameless Opportunist 06/09/2003, 4:40pm PDT                 Re: Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by I need clarification 06/09/2003, 5:12pm PDT                     Re: Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by Witty Retort 06/09/2003, 5:38pm PDT                         Re: Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by I need clarification 06/09/2003, 6:42pm PDT                             INC sko heir to my legacy of self-reference? NT by MM 06/09/2003, 7:31pm PDT                             Re: Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by The Thread That Ate Itself 06/09/2003, 7:31pm PDT                                 Need I say it? by I need clarification 06/09/2003, 7:43pm PDT                                     Re: Need I say it? by foogla 06/09/2003, 8:37pm PDT                                         Re: Need I say it? by Jhoh Creexul 06/11/2003, 2:14pm PDT                             COME QUICK! NEO AND MORPHEUS ARE FIGHTING!! NT by Orbni ehT rehtHiec 06/09/2003, 9:51pm PDT             Re: Hey, come to think of it, you're right! The Matrix doesn't make any sense! by I need clarification 06/09/2003, 5:10pm PDT                 If by 'everyone' you mean 'nobody', sure. NT by The Fish Squad 06/09/2003, 6:14pm PDT                     I like him. NT by cheerful cartoon girl 06/09/2003, 6:34pm PDT                         You would. NT by The Fish Squad 06/09/2003, 6:36pm PDT                     I meant 'All the people on the forum. And the Internet.' Does that count? NT by I need clarification 06/09/2003, 6:45pm PDT                         Even if that were true by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 1:42pm PDT                             Re: Even if that were true by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 1:53pm PDT                                 Re: Even if that were true by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 2:26pm PDT                                     You're unelected... from the forum!! by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 2:48pm PDT                                         ... by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 3:06pm PDT                                             Re: ... by Chairman "Creexul" Mao 06/11/2003, 3:08pm PDT                                                 Re: ... by laudablepuss 06/11/2003, 3:21pm PDT                                                     Re: ... by Chairman Mao 06/11/2003, 3:57pm PDT                                                     Re: ... by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 4:25pm PDT                                                     Re: ... by Jhoh Creexul 06/11/2003, 5:35pm PDT                                                 Re: ... by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 8:57pm PDT                                                     I don't understand you, why don't you come out and say what you mean? NT by Chairman Mao 06/11/2003, 9:19pm PDT                                                         I did. I'm sorry I don't have a visual aid to offer. NT by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 9:24pm PDT                                                             Its too dark in here anyway. NT by Chairman Mao 06/11/2003, 9:25pm PDT                                                                 I'm sorry to hear that. It's probably the fault of some commie. NT by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 9:27pm PDT                                                                     Genital warts: Leftists. Volcanos: Leftists. Sunburn: Leftists. by Chairman Mao 06/11/2003, 9:32pm PDT                                                                         Way to disrupt the universe, Mao. by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 9:37pm PDT                                                                             That's a pretty fucked up site. Thanks for the laughs. NT by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 9:46pm PDT                                                                         Just let your guilty conscience do the talking. NT by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 9:47pm PDT                                                                             What does that even mean? NT by Chairman Mao 06/11/2003, 10:02pm PDT                                                                                 I think he's coming on to you NT by Entropy Stew 06/11/2003, 11:39pm PDT                                                                             Just execute b+A, A, B to do the Twolnu Style Vesper Warning NT by You're my favorite character 06/11/2003, 10:13pm PDT                                                                         You know, "Chairman Mao" is a pretty leftist nick. by foogla 06/12/2003, 9:23am PDT                                                                             THAT WAS PART OF THE INTRICATE TAPESTRY OF SELF-REFERENTIAL IRONY, DUMBASS. NT by Chairman Mao 06/12/2003, 11:07am PDT                                                                                 How is it ironic? Or intricate, for that matter? NT by Lizard_King 06/12/2003, 4:50pm PDT                                                                                     It's black, it's white, Its tough for them to get by... NT by Michael Jackson 06/12/2003, 5:11pm PDT                                                                 The lights are now on NT by Chet 06/11/2003, 11:38pm PDT                                             OKay, we get it already. by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 6:40pm PDT                                                 Evidently, you get nothing. s'okay, no skin off my teeth. by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 8:55pm PDT                                                     You'll get nothing and like it!! by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 9:35pm PDT                                                         Re: You'll get nothing and like it!! by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 9:44pm PDT                             That 'nobody' is the same 'nobody' times infinity when applied to you. NT by The Fish Squad 06/11/2003, 3:02pm PDT                                 'The Fish Squad' with the 3rd grade 'infinity' slam! NICE! Am I glue? NT by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 4:23pm PDT                                     So now you're sticking up for Lazard_King? Interesting. NT by The Fish Squad 06/11/2003, 5:01pm PDT                                         I thought you were attacking the sovereign state of Me. Sorry. NT by I need clarification 06/11/2003, 6:13pm PDT                                 Whatever shall I do? If you don't like me, my life must be meaningless. NT by Lizard_King 06/11/2003, 9:29pm PDT                                     Remember to cut the vein *lengthwise* NT by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 5:11am PDT                                         Thanks for the tip. NT by Lizard_King 06/12/2003, 4:49pm PDT                                             Its judicious application is my reward NT by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 6:37pm PDT                                                 You mean "might be". Good luck with that. NT by Lizard_King 06/12/2003, 9:11pm PDT                                                     If I were a heavyweight champion boxer, I'd say that you need a good rape by Entropy Stew 06/12/2003, 10:19pm PDT                                                         Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Or just other men? NT by Lizard_King 06/13/2003, 12:54am PDT