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My Glocks are invisable to airport security! We're all going to Tahiti! by Moab 06/30/2003, 11:53pm PDT
Time magazine, which we can all agree is a piece of shit, once reported back in the early eighties that the Glock 17 was constructed of ceramic and thus invisible to security experts.

Never mind that the entire upper receiver (slide, barrel, striker, pin, slide-stop, etc...) is solid fucking metal, never mind that the magazine spring and trigger assembly are as well. Oh yeah and the bullets are kind of hard to conceal. Just one of the many reason why I would not wipe my ass with Time magazine (some others: softness and absorbency).

John Malkovich did make an awesome "compound" two-shooter in that movie, the one that had Rene Russo falling for the 120 year old cowboy, that was pretty cool.
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My Glocks are invisable to airport security! We're all going to Tahiti! by Moab 06/30/2003, 11:53pm PDT NEW
    Is that the film where he carried bullets on his keychain? by Colonel K 07/01/2003, 3:35am PDT NEW
        I think he hid them in the barrel of a Mont Blanc Pen. by Moab 07/01/2003, 4:54am PDT NEW
            Ah, thanks. Not sure where I got the keychain idea. by Aqid K 07/01/2003, 5:04am PDT NEW
                Re: Ah, thanks. Not sure where I got the keychain idea. by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 7:28am PDT NEW
                    It sucks my memory invented a cooler way to smuggle them than Wolfgang puck did. by Moab 07/01/2003, 7:49am PDT NEW
                        Re: It sucks my memory invented a cooler way to smuggle them than Wolfgang puck by E. L. Koba 07/02/2003, 7:52pm PDT NEW
    Fucking Die Hard by Lizard_King 07/01/2003, 5:49am PDT NEW
        Newsweek is Abbott/Costello to Time's Hope/Crosby. by Moab 07/01/2003, 8:06am PDT NEW
            A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by foogla 07/01/2003, 2:11pm PDT NEW
                Re: A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by E. L. Koba 07/02/2003, 7:56pm PDT NEW
                    Re: A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by Fullofkittens 07/08/2003, 9:55am PDT NEW
                        "Read about them in Time Magazine" by E. L. Koba 07/08/2003, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                        Re: A brit trying to talk german. *shudder* by Lizard_King 07/10/2003, 11:37am PDT NEW
            Re: Newsweek is Abbott/Costello to Time's Hope/Crosby. by Lufteufel 07/08/2003, 12:40am PDT NEW
                Re: Newsweek is Abbott/Costello to Time's Hope/Crosby. by Moab 07/08/2003, 2:16am PDT NEW
    Re: My Glocks are invisable to airport security! We're all going to Tahiti! by Bill Dungsroman 07/01/2003, 1:12pm PDT NEW
        Congrads on having a giant cock. I mean Glock! HA HA GET IT? NT by Caltrops Metacommentary Commentary 07/01/2003, 2:20pm PDT NEW
            That was ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NT by I need clarification 07/01/2003, 2:25pm PDT NEW
            Re: Congrads on having a giant cock. I mean Glock! HA HA GET IT? by fancy pants. 07/03/2003, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: Congrads on having a giant cock. I mean Glock! HA HA GET IT? by I need clarification 07/08/2003, 11:44am PDT NEW
                    Nip this one in the bud. Grammar arguments are for 'tards. NT by Choson 07/08/2003, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                    Wisconsin is a slave labor camp. by Moab 07/08/2003, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                        Because I know who it is! In the library, with the candlestick! by I need clarification 07/08/2003, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                        Have my ears gone crazy? by Fussbett 07/08/2003, 2:17pm PDT NEW
                            My eyes must have! by creativepig 07/08/2003, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                                Yeah, but... by Bill Dungsroman 07/08/2003, 7:49pm PDT NEW
 
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