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| Goodbye, throbbing niggar cock, goodbye by Poop Dump 07/12/2003, 2:45am PDT | ||||
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| Ya just used that title in hopes I'll show up all sublinked in Google somehehehwhere. Mmmmbhahah, ain't goodbye, but my computer literally died. It's fried. Fucked I'm saying, I'm having to post from over at my mom's machine now, across town. Fuck paying my isp then, but I owe the--fucks fuck! Anyway, I'll be back sometime september (when we'll ALL BE BUYING NEW COMPUTERS FOR HALFLIFE @2!!!@!!!) So see you then, faggots.
Ya if this were OMM I would never be writing such a thing like this stupid fucking post, but this is CALTROPS. Sorry, working on the Google thing again. Anyway, there definitely needs to be a new forum for this Star Wars Guild. Guild forum needs a preview for the preview for whenever SWG leaves beta final. A guild of wookiee hairdressers, you gotta get better experience grooming others, right? Grooming oneself should henceforth be referred to as "spanking." You should have bylaws like that. Send out the call, get as many fags as possible together and do hair, and fuck shit up with Bowcasters (supposedly one of the best weapons in the game). Speaking of SWG, I was reading Unknown Player and they were asking for a cartoonist. Right, I suddenly realized, my SWG beta compilation of threads, what it needed was to be a cartoon--I saw something more to it, expanded the idea. A webcomic, take what I always liked about Lum the Mad, links to hot threads in mmorpgs, that I would never bother finding myself, then just illustrate them. I had five sunday style strips done based on those old SWG beta threads, was inking them in Photoshop when the fucker died. I'll work on my post about God, post that whenever I return. I always considered myself agnostic, whatever the fuck that is. I just figured, I felt love for whatever could be, but I was too much a realist and most all religions seemed to reek of bullshit. Anyway, one day, O last October, God came out of the blue and spoke to me. I was hypnotized, had been working twelve hours with keyboard, came home relaxed in front of the keyboard. Was laying in bed, but my mind was whirling too much and I was hypnotized, and intense shit went on. All a dream, was my argument, and eventually I was swayed. It was weird, God reads your mind, it--he like lifts your thoughts and sees them, like some subconscious rolodex. Yeah I posted about it when it happened with a direct quote, back on the OMM forums. I spoke with God, I announced: He asked, "Why does it always have to be about bullshit?" Direct quote. And he's like pointing at me, that sort of feeling. My answer was "yes," but I was answering something else. God's thought branches all over the fucking place. Okay the conundrum, I gotta be a faggot now, leave a mystery. How can you make God laugh? If you could ask anything of God, what would it be? Once somebody asked that in a Diner I used to hang out at, we were all young, Angie asked it; she's dead now. We all went around a table. What would you ask? I said I would not ask anything, I just wondered if I could make a joke and make God laugh. Make him laugh out loud. Could he do it? He came prepared that day in October, I did make God laugh, eventually. But how can you make a joke to an omniscient being, when they see any punchline coming? It should be impossible. By the way, God doesn't play dice, God plays Chess. I think Fussbett's name-origin kicks ass, a really clean fucking shoe, while my own origin, Poop Dump sucks ass. Ah hell, it was Wizardry and I was a freaking kid. Roop made it into Return of Werdna, if any of you want to kill me, because it won't be in SWG. ehhh, I was gonna add hyperlinks but fuck it. Roop |
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Goodbye, throbbing niggar cock, goodbye by 07/12/2003, 2:45am PDT  Sorry about your box. See you next Tueseptember NT by 07/12/2003, 11:40pm PDT I fixed it! And I do think that proves God exists. by 07/16/2003, 4:26am PDT A *leaf blower*? Did the A-Team then attach spikes to it and use it as a tank? NT by 07/16/2003, 4:51am PDT |
