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by Lurking Flypaper 08/03/2003, 5:26am PDT |
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So there I was, propped up in an office chair. More of a paid fixture than a lucrative asset, occasionally clicking the mouse's left button on an arbitrarily selected link or typing "FUCKFUCKFUCK" in wordpad so any passers by would think I was actually interested in keeping my job, wishing my cubicle was a designated smoking area. I could almost taste the wet sting of tar at the end of a soggy filter as I zoomed in, one by one, on the letters C-A-L-T-R-O-P-S, yellow attacked by purple on all fronts. A losing army holding its own.
"So it is like this," I hear from a neighboring cubicle, too interested in the insanity of a mumbling Senor, an occassional "I'm so pretty, I fly like a bumble bee, sting like a..." from an aging Dungsroman, losing the snap at the end of his left, and laughing at the faggotry of a mrs. johnson that can't form a sentence without the approval of his treehouse gang. S'mores, anyone?
AIM logs, game reviews, POLITICS. Blindsided by that one. Bill must have thrown a right. Discombobulation. None of it makes sense. "Keep up the good work," says the boss, as I think about what a text blowjob would feel like. I could get one here, I think, as I move onto the next website.
"I'll probably come back," I say, to nobody in particular, looking at my coffee; the remains of a room temperature tan liquid floating at the bottom of ring-stained ceramic, "the next time I feel gay." |
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Zseni, Schmeni by Lurking Flypaper 08/03/2003, 5:26am PDT
Re: Zseni, Schmeni by Entropy Stew 08/03/2003, 6:11am PDT
For future reference... by I need clarification 08/03/2003, 1:45pm PDT
Re: For future reference... by Astonished Flypaper 08/03/2003, 9:23pm PDT
What was the next site you visited? by Fussbett 08/03/2003, 2:45pm PDT
Re: Zseni, Schmeni by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/03/2003, 6:23pm PDT
Re: Zseni, Schmeni by Disappointed Flypaper 08/03/2003, 9:18pm PDT
Bait? You called us gay. ONOS!!!! NT by Entropy Stew 08/03/2003, 10:33pm PDT
Re: Bait? You called us gay. ONOS!!!! by FP 08/04/2003, 5:47am PDT
Responding to trolls is allowed. by laudablepuss 08/04/2003, 11:41am PDT
SHOTGUN PLZ by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/04/2003, 4:55pm PDT
CREEXUL HAS TAKEN THE LEAD! NT by Quake 3 Announcer 08/04/2003, 8:39pm PDT
COMM I NEED HEALTHPACKS AND A WELDER :( NT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/04/2003, 11:24pm PDT
Only four people read caltrops, the rest is MM. NT by foogla 08/04/2003, 5:27am PDT
Yeah, pretty much. NT by the Eminem Haderach 08/04/2003, 9:47am PDT
Huh? NT by Mischeif Maker 08/04/2003, 12:18pm PDT
Don't play coy NT by Fistbeef Quaker 08/04/2003, 12:36pm PDT
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