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Wired: KOTOR is almost Citizen Kane by Fussbett 08/13/2003, 7:04pm PDT
Wired magazine stays terrible: http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,59964,00.html (warning: link is OBSCENELY retarded)

KOTOR, also due for the PC in November, is currently drawing more buzz than any title in game land. Industry insiders agree that it is emblematic of the dawning of a golden age of gaming.

Industry insiders who are unaware of the "Golden Age" of video games in the 80s, apparently. Or perhaps could "industry insiders" be code for "author Suneel Ratan"?


industry Holy Grail -- the interactive movie.

Apparently author Suneel Ratan did not work for Wired in the mid-90s.


Take this year's Lord of the Rings entry, due out in November in advance of the movie trilogy's final installment. Gamers will be able to play any of eight different characters -- including hobbits Frodo and Sam, the wizard Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli the dwarf and others. The styles of play have been widened from button-mashing hack-and-slash to include elements of stealth, particularly for characters like Frodo, Earl said.

Game environments offer more opportunities for exploration. Doors that last year were "painted on" this year open into rooms through which players can wander. Environments can be manipulated; for instance, cutting a rope can bring a hanging object down on enemies' heads.

"We've opened the styles of play to appeal to a much wider audience," Earl said.

[James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing] will put more of a premium on stealth and cunning, and paths through the game could diverge based on choices the player makes, even if those paths all wind up at the same ending.

What, am I reading The Mushroom here? I can't even make fun of these clichés, because the original words are already fully formed jokes.

"It's not going to be a golden age until the mainstream entertainment consumer says, 'Wow, this game's so awesome,'" said Libe Goad, editor of GameGal.com. She says she's currently addicted to KOTOR as well as the new online virtual world, Star Wars Galaxies.

OPINION INVALIDATED.

On the upside, I can't wait until the mature story driven, rope-cutting, stealthy, interactive movie video game golden age arrives and I quit for good. You hear that, industry insiders? Fussbett is threatening to leave!
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Wired: KOTOR is almost Citizen Kane by Fussbett 08/13/2003, 7:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: Wired: KOTOR is almost Citizen Kane by fag packet 08/13/2003, 8:35pm PDT NEW
    INSTANT INITIAL THOUGHT by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/13/2003, 8:43pm PDT NEW
    Re: Wired: KOTOR is almost Citizen Kane by Lizard_King 08/13/2003, 10:24pm PDT NEW
    Game reviewers are NOT whores! NT by Qt3 fag 08/18/2003, 5:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: Wired: KOTOR is almost Citizen Kane by Forensic 08/18/2003, 9:53pm PDT NEW
        Re: Wired: KOTOR is almost Citizen Kane by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/18/2003, 11:13pm PDT NEW
    I'll put it simply and succinctly by Senor Barborito 08/18/2003, 10:22pm PDT NEW
    alternate title for article: EA says EA games "the dawning of a golden age" by K. Thor Jensen 08/19/2003, 11:24am PDT NEW
 
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