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microwave popcorn, holy shit by FABIO 08/29/2003, 12:10pm PDT
So I routinely pick up a bag of Paul Newman's "Newman's Own" brand of microwave popcorn and for the first time, stop to read the bag before plopping it into the microwave.

Paul Newman wrote:


I'll tell you how bad it is. Nobody gets trusted with popcorn - except me. That includes the FBI, the IRS, Tiffany's and concessionaries of any ilk. A good flick arrives on the local scren, you see ol' Newman scuttling across the lobby with a greasy brown bag of his home-made popcorn in one hand and - you guessed it - a machete in the other. Who's Who lists a lot of one-armed people in my hometown. They got caught trying to muscle their way into my greasy brown paper bag. The way I feel - they got off easy. They should have been strung up

Col. P.L. "Pops" Newman
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microwave popcorn, holy shit by FABIO 08/29/2003, 12:10pm PDT NEW
    Re: microwave popcorn, holy shit by laudablepuss 08/29/2003, 12:37pm PDT NEW
    That's really fucking insane. NT by mrs. johnson 08/29/2003, 12:44pm PDT NEW
    Also: Here is what it says on the back of Two Thousand Island Dressing by mrs. johnson 08/29/2003, 12:58pm PDT NEW
        Re: Also: Here is what it says on the back of Two Thousand Island Dressing by mrs. johnson 08/29/2003, 1:03pm PDT NEW
            Imagineering begins and ends with his lemonade in cartons. by Colonel K 08/29/2003, 1:32pm PDT NEW
                Does he make cran-grape? NT by conflictNo 08/29/2003, 2:44pm PDT NEW
            no mention of hacking arms off with a machete then stringing them up,not insane NT by FABIO 08/31/2003, 4:03am PDT NEW
        HERE ARE THOSE AS LINKS INSTEAD by Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/29/2003, 3:05pm PDT NEW
            That practically makes you an admin, Creex by Bill Dungsroman 08/29/2003, 3:56pm PDT NEW
                YES I SHOULD BE RULER OF THIS SITE NT by [NWS] Flurgendorf J. Creexul 08/29/2003, 5:04pm PDT NEW
 
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