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Dying Qt3 fag sweats on and ruins Guild Wars manual by Fussbett 07/13/2005, 9:47am PDT
A guy I first brought to our attention in this old Caltrops thread just made a new thread on Qt3 that had me unintentionally laughing and gagging.

http://www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=20177&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

I fell asleep on my Guild Wars manual and quick reference chart. I've been sweating horribly bad when I sleep from nightmares, and it sealed most of my pages together (but I was able to pry almost all of them apart today). But, my entire quick reference chart (key command list) basically "melted" into the back cover of my Guild Wars manual.

So does anyone know where a pdf is of the Guild Wars Quick Reference Chart. Thanks for the help.




You may be thinking that this is all a crazy story to cover-up the fact that he clearly ejaculated onto his Guild Wars manual. You may wonder what type of person has nightmares sweaty enough to destroy paper. The answer: a salty person!

My sweat has about 12x the normal concentration of salt, so it's a bit more corrosive than normal.

It's a trait most Cystic Fibrosis patients have. Mine is on the high end of the high end, so when I sweat - I'm quite literally coated with salt.

That my make you feel bad, but he turns that around here:
I'm like a potato chip!!! *laughing smiley*
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