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by laudablepuss 08/08/2005, 3:12pm PDT

Maybe I wish I was Creexul or something?

laudablepuss: I had an awesome dream the other night. I was a badass and everyone else was retarded. You know, like in real life.
my friend: right, exactly like real life.
laudablepuss: I'm actually slightly alarmed to be having ego-trip dreams. WTF?
laudablepuss: You mean . . . it's NOT?!
my friend: i think its funny
laudablepuss: It was extra funny because I was the nerdiest, lamest badass ever.
my friend: cute
laudablepuss: I was good at . . . fake sword fighting. It wasn't even real sword fighting, even in the dream. :-(
laudablepuss: It was actually fairly gay.
my friend: thats kind of sad and pathetic
laudablepuss: Still: nobody could beat me and everyone was really angry at me and therefore very motivated.
laudablepuss: I like to think it was the angry losers who were more pathetic, though.
my friend: thats a little better anyways
my friend: right, of course
laudablepuss: At least I was a pathetic winner

Dream description follows:

So I was fake swordfighting. In a knight costume. With other fags. This has actually happened in the dim past. In the dream, I was enjoying the beating people over the head with padded weapons part, but not enjoying the part where I had to pretend to be some imaginary person in a world ruled by these same fag idiots, which is how I felt back then in real life and why I don't do these things anymore. (Actually, I also haven't been invited lately either, but I STILL WOULDN'T GO. So there.) Anyway, I was theoretically a knight and some lowlife asshole was getting in my face about some retarded plot or fake political thing that I was supposed to care about. But I really didn't, so I "killed" him. That caused him to get unbelievably angry. In comes another retard, same attitude. I "kill" him too. Okay, now everyone's angry. I'm not playing nice or something. Look, I said, it's all fair. These guys insulted someone with a sword and got dead. Makes sense to me.

Okay, so then I had to run the gauntlet of angry padded-sword weilding nutcases. And here's where the dream becomes fun, because I kicked the crap out of them. Every single one of them. I was inflicting emotional pain as well by making fun of them during the fight. Until my sword broke, but I'd already beaten them senseless so I just woke up at that point. Fun! Interestingly, I wasn't doing that great up to that point, but when everyone was trying to cave my skull in with padded swords I became unstoppable. And it's vaguely disturbing to me that my sword broke.

What does it mean? Other than that I enjoy male cock in my ass. Psh, I already know THAT.