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by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/23/2006, 9:04pm PST

I don't have a link and hell, you've already seen it a dozen times before now. What the news does do, however, is kick off the hilarious levels of condescending ire from the gaming press a little earlier than normal.

Can you believe the nerve of all those... animals, those... neckbeards that attend this event with an Exhibits Only tag and have no business being there?

"TheRedEye" has the following to say about it:

..."Good, maybe people will get the fuck out of my way now."

"...The problem is the overcrowding. Booth babes draw crowds to compressed areas, so I have to push greasy amateur papparazzi against rafters to get where I need to be. It just escalates the main complaint from E3 attendees, which is that there are too many people there who HAVE NO BUSINESS, and I can't get my job done because of it."

... (In response to another fellow saying that he loves the content explosion on the Internet and can follow from home): "Yes, exactly. Stay home and let me tell you what's going on, it's my job."

He's pushing people! Amateurs!!! He has to push amateurs out of the way (who are greasy, so greasy they can't land a punch in return without it sliding off) and do his fucking job.

Where does he work, exactly? The best part is usually finding out what rag these very important journalists write for. In TheRedEye's case, it's Gamasutra. As if anyone has ever gone there except to point and laugh at the self-important game designer desperately trying to tell you why his game wasn't quite as shitty as the rest of the entire world perceived it to be.

the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

No booth babes at E3 this year by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/23/2006, 9:04pm PST NEW

Re: No booth babes at E3 this year by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 01/24/2006, 7:00pm PST NEW