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My first attemtp at Caltrops~style patois. by Gid Tanner 03/21/2006, 2:28pm PST
Okay, here goes. I tried this out on a friend in a sort of trial run.

"What did you say, you little piece of shit faggot cocksucker? I should come down there to your mommy's basement where you live and fucking ass rape you. And you better fucking thank me while you suck the shit off my dick, you little backpedaling punk pussy, because that's the closest you'll ever get to getting any action, scumfuck."

Not very good, was it? A little self~critique:

1) I forgot to use "shit" as an all~purpose Swiss Army Pronoun.
2) It doesn't scream "inferiority complex" quite loudly enough.
3) I feel like a retard for using the word "scumfuck".

Well, sorry to interrupt you. You may now go back to slaying ogres, leveling up, and rescuing the princess.
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My first attemtp at Caltrops~style patois. by Gid Tanner 03/21/2006, 2:28pm PST NEW
    PLEASE STOP HOLDING UP THAT DAMNING MIRROR REFLECTING OUR SAD LIVES! by Caltrops 03/21/2006, 2:33pm PST NEW
        Re: PLEASE STOP HOLDING UP THAT DAMNING MIRROR REFLECTING OUR SAD LIVES! by Gid Tanner 03/21/2006, 2:51pm PST NEW
            Re: PLEASE STOP HOLDING UP THAT DAMNING MIRROR REFLECTING OUR SAD LIVES! by Col. Schickn 03/21/2006, 8:26pm PST NEW
                Re: PLEASE STOP HOLDING UP THAT DAMNING MIRROR REFLECTING OUR SAD LIVES! by Gid Tanner 03/22/2006, 11:28am PST NEW
                    What is this forum for? by Dude! Calm down! 03/22/2006, 11:41am PST NEW
                        Re: What is this forum for? by Gid Tanner 03/22/2006, 11:42am PST NEW
                            I'm guessing no. by Caltrops Gestalt 03/22/2006, 12:33pm PST NEW
                                Re: I'm guessing no. by Gid Tanner 03/22/2006, 12:59pm PST NEW
                                    Re: I'm guessing no. by Zseni 03/22/2006, 1:01pm PST NEW
                                        Re: I'm guessing no. by Gid Tanner 03/22/2006, 1:03pm PST NEW
                                            Stop replying to yourself. NT by Caltrops Gestalt 03/22/2006, 2:50pm PST NEW
                    Re: PLEASE STOP HOLDING UP THAT DAMNING MIRROR REFLECTING OUR SAD LIVES! by Creexul :( 03/22/2006, 5:48pm PST NEW
            Re: PLEASE STOP HOLDING UP THAT DAMNING MIRROR REFLECTING OUR SAD LIVES! by Souffle of Pain 03/21/2006, 8:28pm PST NEW
                Re: PLEASE STOP HOLDING UP THAT DAMNING MIRROR REFLECTING OUR SAD LIVES! by Gid Tanner 03/22/2006, 11:30am PST NEW
    swearing OH MY! by Rennat Dig 03/21/2006, 2:56pm PST NEW
        Re: swearing OH MY! by Gid Tanner 03/21/2006, 3:15pm PST NEW
    I play BF2 by Fussbett 03/21/2006, 3:44pm PST NEW
    A++++++++++ would tilde again!!1 NT by up with pod people 03/21/2006, 6:04pm PST NEW
    Re: My first attemtp at Caltrops~style patois. by Creexul :( 03/21/2006, 8:14pm PST NEW
        Re: My first attemtp at Caltrops~style patois. by Gid Tanner 03/22/2006, 11:34am PST NEW
 
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