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Owning a monkey by Ray of Light 07/26/2006, 8:49am PDT
Ray: once, I was at the house of some people that had a monkey as a pet. It was crazy. No one was allowed to touch it
Mr. K: haha
Ray: what's the damn point of owning a monkey then
Mr. K: DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT
Mr. K: We only own it for the sake of animal cruelty

I was young then. My impression of those people was that owning a monkey was a major part of their life and not one they were proud of.

Do you know how sometimes, when you compliment someone on something like having a kickass boat, they'll look crestfallen? Because your enthusiasm only reminds them of themselves from back before they knew that owning a boat fucking sucks? That's what those people looked like when showing off their monkey.
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Owning a monkey by Ray of Light 07/26/2006, 8:49am PDT NEW
    I enjoyed reading this, BTW. NT by Sam 07/30/2006, 10:50pm PDT NEW
        are you serious?! NT by haha 07/31/2006, 4:21am PDT NEW
            I'm serious, Ray's Funny, you're bored. NT by Sam 07/31/2006, 10:57pm PDT NEW
 
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