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I had a Caltrops dream by Fussbett 11/14/2006, 1:17pm PST
INC once had a dream where he saw Jhoh Creexul in a record store or something (psh, like he'd ever be in one of THOSE), and INC thought it would be funny to hear what Jhoh's voice sounded like.

My Caltrops dream involves reading a post and then painting a mental image of the game being reviewed. The most literal dream about a forum you can possibly have. My dream was me reading a post by Jerry Whorebach, in which he reviews the new game "Friday the 13th: Drag the Waters". How awesome does that fucking sound?

Some of you may think that Friday the 13th: Drag the Waters could easily be a CSI-like game where you're piecing together clues after Jason murders, perhaps dragging the water to look for evidence, bodies, etc. Well no, Jerry described the gameplay as a weird fishing sim, where you reel in body parts that Jason has dismembered and hidden in Crystal Lake. Then you sell them to butchers in a horrible twist/comment on society. The bigger the body part, the more money you make. An entire serial killer secondary cottage industry. Jerry said the graphics of the body parts looked gross, but when I saw screenshots, I felt they looked unrealistic. Like thigh-sized pieces of salmon sushi. Also, all of the fishing was done from the windows of an old English castle that overlooks Crystal Lake.
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I had a Caltrops dream by Fussbett 11/14/2006, 1:17pm PST NEW
    This is awesome. A fishing game for the rest of us! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/14/2006, 1:31pm PST NEW
    The best kind of dreams: a bunch of things slammed together with no real meaning NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 11/14/2006, 2:29pm PST NEW
    Analysis by motherfuckerfreudeater 11/14/2006, 4:05pm PST NEW
        KILL YOUR MOOM NT by Kill Your Moom Enterprises, Inc. 11/14/2006, 4:13pm PST NEW
            Shouldn't that be Ltd? NT by laudablepuss 11/14/2006, 7:05pm PST NEW
                There's no difference, shithead. Peace. NT by Souffle of Pain 11/14/2006, 7:56pm PST NEW
                    There is, and it was a joke. Eat a dick. Peace. NT by laudablepuss 11/15/2006, 10:11am PST NEW
                        That was a Quentin, not me NT by Souffle of Pain 11/15/2006, 11:56am PST NEW
 
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