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| Zseni And Tout Suite review: homosexuality by Zseni 01/26/2007, 11:20pm PST | ||||
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| [20:00] Tewters: hey
[20:57] Zseni-chan: hey [20:57] Zseni-chan: sup bosom buddy [20:57] Tewters: did you see the Fantastic Four 2 trailer? [20:57] Zseni-chan: you know, I missed that one [20:57] Tewters: because I'm convinced it's the gayest movie ever [20:58] Tewters: and everyone else thinks I'm crazy [20:58] Zseni-chan: well now I am interested [20:58] Zseni-chan: link? [20:58] Tewters: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantasticfourriseofthesilversurfer/hd/ [21:00] Zseni-chan: okay I don't do quicktime, not gay enough, so I'm going to use a link on youtube. [21:00] Zseni-chan: starts just like FFXII [21:01] Tewters: pretty gay [21:01] Zseni-chan: that dude is a flaming homo [21:01] Zseni-chan: GET IT? [21:01] Tewters: yes [21:01] Tewters: there's a flaming naked guy and then a silver naked guy [21:01] Tewters: doing a pas de deux in the sky, then flying into a tunnel [21:01] Zseni-chan: then: they "wrestle" [21:02] Zseni-chan: and fly each other to the moon [21:02] Tewters: it's the gayest superhero thing ever [21:02] Tewters: they also do this while interupting a hetero wedding [21:02] Tewters: interrupting [21:02] Zseni-chan: they put jessica alba in there for the same reason they put beautiful tits in DOA games [21:02] Zseni-chan: "OH YEAH WE'RE SO STRAIGHT" [21:02] Tewters: because she's a great actress? [21:02] Zseni-chan: but really the whole thing is about men - loving, quarrelling. [21:03] Zseni-chan: this is pretty gay [21:03] Zseni-chan: I've read X-men slash; this is pretty much on par. [21:04] Tewters: yeah [21:04] Zseni-chan: zooming around like sperms [21:04] Tewters: everyone thinks I'm nuts but that looks like a giant, man-shaped silver vibrator being chased by a flaming naked guy [21:04] Zseni-chan: they both look like vibes [21:05] Tewters: going into a tunnel [21:05] Zseni-chan: I see where the trouble is [21:05] Zseni-chan: you think that's the gayest thing because it's all phallic and stuff. But other people think that ren faires are way gayer than cocks rubbing up against each other gently. [21:06] Zseni-chan: so in that sense you are crazy. [21:07] Tewters: it's all gay to me [21:07] Tewters: it all aggravates my homophobia [21:07] Zseni-chan: the best thing about your homophobia is that you can't discuss it with anyone but a fag hag. [21:08] Tewters: I hate gay people [21:08] Zseni-chan: but you're also a client [21:08] Tewters: no [21:08] Tewters: I don't even know any anymore [21:08] Tewters: just like black dudes [21:09] Zseni-chan: One of those is plausible for a guy who makes video games for a living. [21:09] Zseni-chan: And I think RepoMan and I know which one it is. [21:09] Tewters: both are [21:11] Zseni-chan: Seriously, everyone who works in an office is gay [21:11] Tewters: no [21:11] Tewters: you're wrong [21:11] Zseni-chan: I discovered this when I started filing [21:11] Zseni-chan: suddenly I was surrounded by fags [21:11] Tewters: besides I work in a STUDIO [21:11] Zseni-chan: I'm sorry, do you know anyone with the title "project manager"? [21:11] Tewters: no [21:11] Tewters: we have creative director and executive producer [21:12] Zseni-chan: creative fag and executive fag [21:12] Tewters: well you could say that about anything [21:12] Tewters: if you were lazy or something [21:12] Zseni-chan: except it wouldn't be true about anything [21:12] Zseni-chan: except offices [21:12] Zseni-chan: you can't be like "steel worker fag" and "glazier fag" [21:12] Tewters: those are the gayest ones [21:13] Zseni-chan: WHOA all of a sudden Mr I Don't Know Any Fags is a connoisseur. [21:13] Zseni-chan: Oh no, he enthuses, THOSE are the gayest gays. That I don't know. [21:13] Tewters: you don't have to know any of them to know ABOUT them [21:13] Tewters: especially living in LA [21:14] Zseni-chan: So you're a consummate gaylord by osmosis. [21:14] Tewters: everyoen here is [21:14] Zseni-chan: But none of you are actually gay. [21:14] Tewters: you're starting to understand [21:14] Zseni-chan: Man, that is some deep homophobia. [21:15] *** "ToutSuite" signed off at Fri Jan 26 21:15:00 2007. |
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