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I've fucked a whore who must have been somebody's Mum. by Quentin Beck 08/24/2007, 7:53am PDT
She was my second whore and the only whore I've ever fucked sober.

I dressed well. It was the start of this persona I developed for whoring where if they asked me questions, I'd tell them I was an American Phd student gaining work experience at a Samsung mobile phone semiconductor plant. I was from New York and my name was Andy. I went to NYU university. Only one whore bothered to get that much information out of me (most either spoke no English or never said more than a few words to me), but the one that did was so impressed she gave me her real name and number on the back of her business card which I still have to this day!

Anyway, my plan was to walk down a street I'd been propositioned on many times before. It didn't work out so well because just as I emerged from the underground, and before I had time to get my head together, an old pimp lady (adjuma (sp?)) made the sex hand gesture and laughed and pointed to some guy boiling some tofu shit (wtf?), who also laughed, and then she grabbed my arm. This rattled me almost to the point where I abandoned the plan, but really this shit isn't hard and I just kept walking until I was propositioned again.

I settled on two smiling adjumas who made the sex hand gesture while sitting down. The door was right beside them so I was very comfortable with this set up and accepted. I was led into the smallest concrete fucking cupboard of a room with a weak incandecent light and a tthin mattress. The room wasn't long enough for me to lie down. It was like they had taken some oven out of a kitchen, put a sheet of black plastic in front of it and called it a room. I wish I had taken a photo of it because it was the perfect place for cheap Asian sex I suppose (were there more of these rooms?), but it was all concrete so was the building designed with that in mind? These questions didn't occur to me at the time, fortunately. The old lady took $20 off me and I waited in my concrete cupboard. After 10 minutes, she asked if I wanted coffee. I thought that was really weird at the time. I said no.

It was fun waiting. That was the best part - knowing that the next person to come into the room (a complete stranger) is someone I get to have sex with. It's hard to explain the thrill, but... you KNOW you get to have sex with them (it is certain), so you spend your time really really really wondering about what kind of person it is. All the possibilities!

After about 20 minutes, she finally arrived. I can't remember what I said or what we did at first, but she was a lot older than I expect but I don't remember being disappointed. She looked in her late 30's, which probably means 45+ in Asian years. She took over. We lay down on the shitty matress and she started playing with my dick. I can't remember if we kissed but probably not because it's not something I would forget. The light was off now too. Eventually we started fucking and... !!! I asked for a condom and she said no and...!!! and I thought fuck it WHATEVER !!!

She used her fingers to pinch my dick as we fucked in a way that I though was maybe some normal whore thing but in fact it was something that has never since been replicated! It was very effective. After the fuck - and this was very important to me in later analysis - she cleaned my dick very tenderly with tissues. I dressed and then left, and the old lady pimps who were previously so friendly now treated me as if I didn't exist. On my way down the whore street, I got shit from the other adjumas I'd turned down.

Also on the walk back down whore street came the realization that I'd just had unprotected sex with a prostitute IN REAL FUCKING LIFE. An old fucking back alley dirty fucking prostitue. Just like some crazy fucking retard. I really wanted to cry but I couldn't, and I missed my train and I walked around the subway scouling at people and hoping that someone would walk into me so I could show them how angry I was.

When I got home, I woke my flatmates up because it was important to me that they were aware I was very upset. They (gay) roommate wasn't nearly curious enough, so to punish him, I told him I was only comfortable talking about it with the other guy, so the other guy and I went to the other room. Of course I couldn't tell this guy I'd just been out whoring! It was still kind of a secret at this point. In fact, you are the first people in teh world that know I have had unprotected sex with a prostitute! You are lucky I'm very tired right now.

Anyway, I told this guy I had picked up a slut at a nightclub and had unprotected sex. He recommended I wash my dick, but the hot water had run out, so I ended up washing it in the sink which made everyone crazy and made me feel a bit better for being an asshole.

Also, the whore carefully cleaning my dick with tissues thing was important because if she'd dilberately infected me with HIV, why would she show my dick such attention later?!? This reasoning partially kept me sane over the 6 months before I could get an HIV test in a country that wouldn't throw me out if the results were positive. During that 6 months I did crazy shit and thought I was going to die, and OMYGOD if I didn't I would completely change my life. Of course the results were negative and I am still a bit of a dick.

Anyway, I had a point when I set out with this post but now I've forgotten it so fuck you I'm going to bed.
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    PAGE NOT FOUND o_________o WHAT WILL QB DO NOW NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/17/2007, 12:12am PDT NEW
    new Iraqi prostitution link by goddam cnn.com changing links 08/17/2007, 12:19am PDT NEW
    I've fucked a whore who must have been somebody's Mum. by Quentin Beck 08/24/2007, 7:53am PDT NEW
        As with OGF, I really don't care if these stories are true or not. NT by Zseni always likes them. 08/24/2007, 3:48pm PDT NEW
        QB's got aids, QB's got aids. . . not HIV but . . .Full. . . Blown. . . AIDS! NT by Family Guy 08/24/2007, 5:05pm PDT NEW
            My first prostitute. by Quentin Beck 08/27/2007, 7:02pm PDT NEW
                what kind of whore girlfriend drives you to a NT by prostitute? 08/27/2007, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                I will never get tired of these stories. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/27/2007, 8:28pm PDT NEW
                    Amen. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/27/2007, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                So how much is a most expensive whore (MOST DUBIOUS DUDE)? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/27/2007, 9:45pm PDT NEW
                    so QB, do you ever do the backdoor with these NT by whores???? 08/27/2007, 10:29pm PDT NEW
                        Jhoh is QB? Or are you just an idiot? NT by Confused in Columbus 08/27/2007, 10:40pm PDT NEW
                            I'm not QB, I know that. :( Also Jso isn't. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/28/2007, 2:00pm PDT NEW
                                Whooooa, can we be sure QB isn't MZN? NT by Or Moom? Or your sister? 08/28/2007, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                                    Yeah I think so. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/28/2007, 6:03pm PDT NEW
                            I assumed QB was by Ray! 08/28/2007, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                QB is INC. NT by Duh. 08/28/2007, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                                I'm not certain a sociopath can be an emotional vampire. NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2007, 5:00pm PDT NEW
                                Same fascination with his own misanthropy psh you're tellin me no kidding indeed NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/28/2007, 6:03pm PDT NEW
                                I can confirm he is NOT by Ray of Light 08/28/2007, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                                    She was a dumb ass hooker ain't nuttin but a DYKE suddenly I see some niggas tha NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/28/2007, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: She was a dumb ass hooker ain't nuttin but a DYKE suddenly I see some niggas by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/28/2007, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I can confirm he is NOT by Qt3 compulsive meme quoting faggot 08/28/2007, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                                        Actually she did after he posted about it on clapstro and shamed her. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/28/2007, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                                            Jhoh is correct by Ray of Light 08/28/2007, 8:55pm PDT NEW
                                                Getting Girl Trolled always hurts :( NT by Fussbett 08/28/2007, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                                                    Also the effect on the dollar is pretty bad too. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/28/2007, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                                                        My most expensive prostitute by Quentin Beck 08/28/2007, 10:55pm PDT NEW
                                                            Not nearly as much as Johnny Mnemonic would like to pay. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/29/2007, 12:36am PDT NEW
                                                            You should have mentioned you're a published author by Lizard_King 08/29/2007, 1:09am PDT NEW
                                                                You're a soldier. Tell us about your prostitutes. by Quentin Beck 08/29/2007, 11:49pm PDT NEW
                                                                    I know how the army operates, I've seen Casualties of War :( NT by Jewie Whorebach 08/30/2007, 12:12am PDT NEW
                                                                    Ramadi and Fallujah lack the perks of other deployment locations. by Lizard_King 08/30/2007, 12:28pm PDT NEW
                                                                        Perks, eh?! Now we're getting somewhere! by Quentin Beck 08/30/2007, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Perks, eh?! Now we're getting somewhere! by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/30/2007, 8:45pm PDT NEW
                                                                            Re: Perks, eh?! Now we're getting somewhere! by Lizard_King 08/30/2007, 9:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                                So unlike Nam, some soldiers today still think their mission is accomplishable. by Jerry Whorebach 08/30/2007, 9:42pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: So unlike Nam, some soldiers today still think their mission is accomplishab by Lizard_King 08/30/2007, 10:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                                "Rahim tells the heartbreaking story of one woman..." by Quentin Beck 09/01/2007, 9:53pm PDT NEW
                                                                                Re: Perks, eh?! Now we're getting somewhere! by Quentin Beck 09/01/2007, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Re: Perks, eh?! Now we're getting somewhere! by Lizard_King 09/04/2007, 11:13pm PDT NEW
                            Wow, great controversy! by Quentin Beck 08/28/2007, 11:01pm PDT NEW
                                Yeah, it was a real dilemma. All those posts about Ray and Jhoh being you were NT by 100% sincere. 08/28/2007, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                                    THAT GUY IS THE SAME QB NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/29/2007, 12:22am PDT NEW
                                Don't forget Gav NT by Gav 08/29/2007, 3:06am PDT NEW
                                In the interests of disclosure, that second Pieter under the R is me. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/30/2007, 9:02pm PDT NEW
        Very tame whore story by Last 11/21/2007, 9:44am PST NEW
            Re: Very tame whore story by Quentin Beck 11/22/2007, 10:42pm PST NEW
                Re: Very tame whore story by Last 11/23/2007, 12:13pm PST NEW
                    So in other words, he doesn't know. NT by Fussbett 11/23/2007, 12:15pm PST NEW
            A tale of four titties by Last 12/11/2007, 10:42am PST NEW
                Dr. David Thorpe is (was) the best thing going on that site NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/11/2007, 11:41am PST NEW
                    Re: Dr. David Thorpe is (was) the best thing going on that site by Jerry Whorebach 12/11/2007, 12:04pm PST NEW
 
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