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Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.... (dayum) by Zseni 09/24/2007, 10:44pm PDT
Every malt likker is rated 6/10 or higher, except for the one dude in every review who's like "wut no way tastes like every other malt liquor 1/10"

Olde English 800

"I can't comment on the taste, because I've never had OE as the first drink of the night. This is always a 'I need more, dude. Hey, stop here and let me see what they have...' kind of thing. Why is OE usually a few cents more than all the other malt 40's.......... what gives? ... It's also not nearly as 'old school' as many people think. You wont find any OE items on eBay that date back to the 60's like with Private Stock and Country Club, I'll tell you that. I also hate the color brown. Overrated. 4/10."

Pit Bull

"Although I was supposed to be studying for my series 7 license tonight, I just couldn't concentrate anymore, having studied all day. I also just got done eating the #1 cheese steak in central Jersey (as voted by a local newspaper) so did not exactly have an empty stomach going into this. The initial taste was not impressive, it was a kinda "thick" taste. I just noticed an image of an "8 of Hearts" playing card on the inside of the cap; I have no idea what this is supposed to mean?! It's really hard putting this 40 down right now cuz I ordered a "whole" cheese steak which was pretty much the size of 2 normal size cheese steaks (but I only ate 3/4s of it)."

Big Bear

"Classic cheap 40, I go 8/10. Dont have any impression that hasnt been sahred so far, so I'll just sahre history. When I was 18-19 we would go to house parties, and without kegs, the owners were trying to recoup $$ by selling 40's of Big Bear for $5 (this was also very common at festivals in wisconsin, not just Milwaukee). We were so poor and unwilliing to part with cash that we would find the half full BB 40's that were laying around because girls bought them but didn't drink them, and then stuff them in the ice filled sink these people always had going in the basement or upstairs. 10 minutes later, you got yourself a free 20oz of Big Bear.. ice cold."

Steel Reserve 211 High Gravity Lager

"the great 40oz with the name of steel reserve,man i have to be honest this was the first 40 i ever drink and became my 40 of choice,when your young at drinkin then just one steel will have you feelin nice,and when you start needin two,i bet you won't even remember finishing the second.But that will wear off then you'll start needing 3 or 4 and thats when you realize just how funky this stuff can taste.I've drank steel so much i can tell you the best way to guzzle it, first don't drink too fast when its super cold cause you'll develop this giant super burp that just won't come out, second when it just gets over its chill then is the best time for gettin it down,and if you let it get warm,...... well just don't,cause it won't be nice."

But it's really all about the Horror Drunx

B: What's the most classic horror movie spot the Horror Drunx ever swilled at?
M: I can't pin down the most classic horror movie spot used in a Horror Drunx picture. Everybody and their mom has different fucking opinions on what is classic and what is not. I have gotten rip-roaring drunk at the Halloween house, The Nightmare on Elm Street house, the Plan 9 house, and The cave used in Robot Monster. I will get drunk anywhere at anytime if it is vain of true horror.
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Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.... (dayum) by Zseni 09/24/2007, 10:44pm PDT NEW
    Steel Reserve is almost exclusively the cheap hobo choice by FABIO 09/25/2007, 7:39am PDT NEW
 
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