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Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by Souffle of Pain 12/14/2007, 11:03pm PST
It starts here: http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=37987&page=19

Highlights:

- Bill Dungsroman stating that the entire reason for Caltrops to exist is to destroy him.
- Jason McCollough completely offended for three pages that Croshaw would dare make fun of gay people
- madkevin (a new Q23 shining star) continuing to really fukkin slam Fussbett and INC, completely unaware that we're all enjoying the poking of the retard. "Thanks for proving my point, dude!"

Since the Guitar Hero III stuff starts halfway down the page, you even get bonus coverage of that one grim-faced wretch who worked on Assassin's Creed hear his game described as "watery ejaculate between two pieces of wood," and then shriek with orgasmic delight at what an awesome review he got.

You couldn't make this shit up if you were doing a parody of what it's like over there. Oh yeah, there is also a very deep discussion on whether or not ZP would be funny without the graphics. Signal to noise!
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Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by Souffle of Pain 12/14/2007, 11:03pm PST NEW
    Well no shit I admire your honesty etc. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 12:07am PST NEW
    23 pages of this SHIT? by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 2:28am PST NEW
        Well at least bdr linked to clapstro, maybe we'll finally get some traffic. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/15/2007, 2:48am PST NEW
    Re: Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 8:43am PST NEW
        that's not thundaaaaa NT by it's snoring 12/15/2007, 10:05am PST NEW
        Re: Zero Punctuation / Quarter to Three by jeep 12/15/2007, 7:03pm PST NEW
            Gay jokes by Fussbett 12/15/2007, 7:07pm PST NEW
                Re: Gay jokes by still jeep 12/15/2007, 7:16pm PST NEW
                    Re: Gay jokes by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/15/2007, 7:46pm PST NEW
                    Re: Gay jokes by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 7:47pm PST NEW
                        What Creex said. NT by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 7:48pm PST NEW
                            I keep forgetting. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/15/2007, 8:02pm PST NEW
                                Flossing a dead horse NT by Fortinbras 12/15/2007, 10:11pm PST NEW
                        Sure, why not pile on the fucking BULLSHIT higher by Bill Dungsroman 12/15/2007, 10:41pm PST NEW
                            "Giving a Fuck" > 3 Paragraphs NT by Mysterio 12/15/2007, 10:54pm PST NEW
                            You are eternally ownt. NT by Zseni-tan 12/15/2007, 11:18pm PST NEW
                            Re: Sure, why not pile on the fucking BULLSHIT higher by Souffle of Pain 12/15/2007, 11:33pm PST NEW
                                Souffle of Gay! by I forgot about you 12/17/2007, 10:31am PST NEW
                            Wait, I posted too soon by Souffle of Pain 12/15/2007, 11:42pm PST NEW
                                Why don't you shut the fuck up? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2007, 11:50pm PST NEW
                                    Whoa, what's THAT about? NT by Whoa, what's THAT about guy 12/16/2007, 4:34am PST NEW
                                        Classic ATOR! Nice! by Fullofkittens 12/16/2007, 10:49am PST NEW
                                        I think ICJ is trying to create a diversion. by Fussbett 12/16/2007, 2:41pm PST NEW
                                        Booze? NT by Mysterio 12/16/2007, 3:32pm PST NEW
                            Do you just constantly run a search string on Caltrops for your name? NT by Fortinbras 12/16/2007, 2:06am PST NEW
                                Who has THE TIME for that? NT by FABIO 12/16/2007, 12:58pm PST NEW
                                    TIME!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PAOUR LAVOL NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 7:40pm PST NEW
                                        q=bill+dungsroman+qt3-sucks NT by Fortinbras 12/16/2007, 7:45pm PST NEW
                            I asked #qt3 what they thought of the BDR exit letter by Ray of Light 12/16/2007, 6:11pm PST NEW
                                he's got 30 seconds to tell us their qt3 name or we go the ban hammer NT by Souffle of Pain 12/16/2007, 8:35pm PST NEW
                                Re: I asked #qt3 what they thought of the BDR exit letter by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 9:21pm PST NEW
                                If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for posting by bombMexico 12/16/2007, 11:42pm PST NEW
                                    Are you sure... by Fussbett 12/16/2007, 11:53pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Are you sure... by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 12:30am PST NEW
                                    Pretty sure failmath's "Ben" was actually Caltrops' own Ben "INC" Stein by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 12:40am PST NEW
                                        i can't...i just can't handle that many in jokes. you win you fuckers. by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 12:51am PST NEW
                                            Caltrops 1, Readers 0 by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 1:13am PST NEW
                                                Re: Caltrops 1, Readers 0 by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 1:24am PST NEW
                                                    Some of those games were as little as two years old. by Jerry Whorebach 12/17/2007, 1:31am PST NEW
                                                        I HAVE TO FUCKING WORK TOMORROW (today) PLZ STOP NT by bombMexico 12/17/2007, 1:33am PST NEW
                                                            no NT by Fortinbras 12/17/2007, 2:48am PST NEW
                                        Jesus fuck I wish I had hair like that (between the asian girl's legs) NT by I need clarification 12/17/2007, 1:09am PST NEW
                                        Ben Stein is Nixon's speechwriter/the Bueller guy. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/17/2007, 6:20am PST NEW
                                            because sometimes inc works on something that isn't fucking retarded? by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/17/2007, 9:50am PST NEW
                                                But wait, those are two completely opposite statements. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/18/2007, 10:46am PST NEW
                                    I totally agree with everything you posted. NT by I need clarification 12/17/2007, 1:10am PST NEW
                                        Especially the part about there being too many posts on Caltrops. NT by Fussbett 12/17/2007, 1:28am PST NEW
                                    If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for posting by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2007, 2:03am PST NEW
                                        That post looks awfully familiar by Fortinbras 12/17/2007, 3:05am PST NEW
                                        Hey everyone, lets not take established crazy person bombMexico's critique too s NT by eriously. (He's racist) 12/17/2007, 5:18am PST NEW
                                        Re: If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you for postin by bombMexico 12/19/2007, 1:34am PST NEW
                                    Good one, Che. Lead the masses towards a future of generating content by Zseni 12/17/2007, 7:39am PST NEW
                                        Re: Good one, Che. Lead the masses towards a future of generating content by bombMexico 12/19/2007, 1:50am PST NEW
                                    Re: If no one else has thanked you for posting, i'd like to thank you forooo by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 9:38am PST NEW
                                        They suck? NT by Jhoh Cibble 12/17/2007, 10:28am PST NEW
                                            Re: They suck? by Bananadine 12/17/2007, 12:39pm PST NEW
                                    Ok that will be enough of that by jeep 12/21/2007, 8:29pm PST NEW
                                        I will take ICJ over Qirex anyday by Fortinbras 12/21/2007, 11:43pm PST NEW
                                            Re: I will take ICJ over Qirex anyday by jeep 12/22/2007, 12:11pm PST NEW
                                                you still say me :) by sko 12/23/2007, 2:54pm PST NEW
                                                So how do you feel about moving? by Zsenipoo 12/23/2007, 4:34pm PST NEW
                                        Re: Ok that will be enough of that & bonus Assassin's Creed SE disc review by bombMexico 12/23/2007, 4:27am PST NEW
                            Ever since you started this self help fucking power fucking dysfunctional FUCKIN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 12/16/2007, 7:27pm PST NEW
                            Hey Bill what is your gamertag? I want you on my buddylist man. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2007, 10:26am PST NEW
    Zero Punctuation never got any better. It continues. Seven years. NT by The End 08/23/2014, 8:22pm PDT NEW
 
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