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by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 1:37am PST |
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I lost Asia in its final level, Mongolia. A Chinaman told me your piss doesn't freeze before it hits the ground at -30*C, so who can be expected to bother with Mongolia in the winter, then.
I'd like to tell you something you should consider interesting. I think it's a revelation but I'm yet to meet anyone who gives a shit, so please do me the favour. Our games have misled us about guns. Assault rifles are as inaccurate as computer game shotguns and, after 5 shots, hot as holding a frying pan through a teatowel. They're also nasty as fuck and stink like fireworks, especially the Russian ones. The guy getting shot by a K50 can't hurt much more than the guy shooting one. I iron sighted, prone, with maybe half my shots questionable but the other half theoretically dead on and landed two shots of thirty with an AK and a target at maybe 20m! I went through three magazines trying to figure out what I was doing wrong before realizing assault rifles are just shit. They're fucking shotguns. Do not fear them! And, my M60 (YOUR M60) jammed FOUR TIMES in a 50 round belt! I called it a "piece of American shit" to the Vietnamese guy tasked with righting it because it was quite embarrassing and he acts snotty like he built the thing. Whose fucking side were you on, nigger? The Vietnamese, BTW, are the worst people on earth. Worse even than Indians. That's the conclusion of my upcoming review of Asians. *spoiler*
Uzis are no better, but pistols are user friendly enough to recommend. The arms industry needs to sort it shit out and you soldiers need to whine more. Your guns are a fucking joke and I am very disappointed.
Another disappointment: I was the only whore to get fucked this time around - willingly degrading myself out of fear I'd lose the funding of a girlfriend who discovered she could get away with humiliating me when she felt threatened, and that humilating me made her feel less threatened. The girlfriend who talked a good game before leaving but then bitched out in precious moments of truth. Without a good cause (Jerry) to pursue, there was no way I could swing whoring her way, which was more or less expected. Had some interesting wanks, though.
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I'm back! How's this place? Did we lose the girls? by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 1:37am PST 
Sounds like I missed... NOTHING. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/28/2008, 2:45am PST
Another hero, fallen NT by Gang who couldn't shoot straight 02/28/2008, 12:22pm PST
This is probably not what you wanted. by Lizard_King 02/28/2008, 6:03pm PST
Can't we just say we've seen the pictures of QB and we know where the problem is NT by I need clarification 02/28/2008, 6:34pm PST
Let's be frank about INC's wife and Asian pairings in general. by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 10:48pm PST
Re: Let's be frank about INC's wife and Asian pairings in general. by I need clarification 02/29/2008, 1:51am PST
BDR was a great man and life's punished you for what you did to him... by Quétinbec 02/29/2008, 6:41pm PST
No he wasn't, he still isn't, you're not, you never will be. Learn it, live it. by I need clarification 02/29/2008, 6:51pm PST
Any more of that and I’ll make fun of your wife. Final warning. by Quétinbec 03/02/2008, 4:33am PST
New Zealand sounds like a terrible place and has made you a terrible person. by And your parents before you. 03/02/2008, 5:14am PST
I thought you were an inventor! Pads on glasses is the best you could do? by I need clarification 03/02/2008, 4:46pm PST
Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most city! by Quétinbec 03/08/2008, 2:27am PST
Are you going to stand for that, Creexul?! NT by Fussbett 03/08/2008, 10:51am PST
Here's my reaction. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/08/2008, 12:27pm PST
"Big fucking deal" = It's hard to furiously type through the tears NT by Mischief John 03/08/2008, 11:03am PST
Re: Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most c by I need clarification 03/08/2008, 7:39pm PST
Re: Sorry for my racism! by Seven-Five 03/08/2008, 9:55pm PST
Re: Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most c by Entropy Stew 03/08/2008, 10:24pm PST
OKay, okay, that's enough, everyone (myself included) by I need clarification 03/08/2008, 10:32pm PST
I don't know what just happened but I have a boner and a copy of FFX. NT by Zsenitan 03/08/2008, 10:33pm PST
If it's any consolation, I don't have any idea what the fuck that meant either NT by Entropy Stew 03/08/2008, 10:42pm PST
Re: Sorry for my racism! I'm back and refreshed from the world's southern-most c by Quétinbec 03/09/2008, 7:12pm PDT
Sports! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/09/2008, 8:57pm PDT
That's not entirely true by I need clarification 03/10/2008, 12:16am PDT
Psh, everyone knows the world's greatest sport is... curling, I guess :( by Jerry Whorebach 03/10/2008, 2:34am PDT
by Huey Lewis and the News by Fussbett 03/10/2008, 6:18am PDT
Until the 1990's, blacks were excluded from foreign teams playing South Africa. by Quétinbec 03/10/2008, 4:56pm PDT
You must be kidding by USA! USA! USA! 03/10/2008, 5:19pm PDT
30 white guys and their pet isn't exactly racially diverse by I need clarification 03/10/2008, 7:37pm PDT
Re: 30 white guys and their pet isn't exactly racially diverse by Quétinbec 03/11/2008, 1:20am PDT
so you're saying that rugby players are a bunch of faggots NT by point taken 03/11/2008, 5:13pm PDT
Fussbett has beautiful hair! NT by I WANT TO TOUCH IT 03/10/2008, 2:16pm PDT
Re: Any more of that and I’ll make fun of your wife. Final warning. by Souffle of Pain 03/03/2008, 6:04pm PST
Everyone wants a piece of the BDR exit story by Ray of Light 03/03/2008, 9:28pm PST
Children of any race get most of their looks from their mother by FABIO 03/17/2008, 11:39pm PDT
*spit take* NT by Gregor Mendel 03/18/2008, 12:13am PDT
Yeah, I'd rather be right about guns being shit. It helps me feel tough. NT by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 10:49pm PST
Sounds familiar. You should've said THESE HITBOXES ARE BULLSHIT after missing. NT by Fussbett 02/28/2008, 6:15pm PST
COME ON! I was aiming right at it! *quits* NT by Poor sport 02/28/2008, 6:54pm PST
you are a terrible shot NT by Grumah 02/28/2008, 7:13pm PST
Get more cyber upgrade modules NT by FABIO 02/28/2008, 7:56pm PST
Go back to Quake! NT by Mischief Maker 02/28/2008, 8:08pm PST
cake 3: the reckoning NT by Grumah 02/28/2008, 11:27pm PST
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