Forum Overview :: Rants
 
Quarter To Three: Massive Beckian Cowards And Toadies. by evidence on the ground. 04/09/2008, 7:19pm PDT
Weak-chinned OP and contemptible stoolie follow-up.

Lawd knows I have worked in some intolerable-ass conditions. I empathize with anyone trying to deal with horrible co-workers. But to deal with them by... cowering, crying, and tattling behind their backs?!?!?!?!?????!?!?!?!??!!?!???!?

At my previous job everyone was completely insane and spent 90% of the day writing terrible gossipy emails about each other, then staring at the back of my head and silently hating me. And well they ought to have hated! I ratted them out right to their faces like God intended. I dragged my manager into group conference after group conference to try and get the relentless backstabbing under control. I was autistic-shocked at how nasty grown men and women would be to each other, and how nakedly they would lie about it when confronted.

So there I was, miserable for a year. As someone who was utterly miserable at a job I'm qualified to dispense advice on work-related misery. Here's my advice for the OP and everyone who has ever posted at QT3:

Always be a white knight. Make them fire you for the whiteness of your knighting.

DO NOT STEAL OFFICE SUPPLIES. It's an absurd crime and petty in the extreme. If you have to fuck everyone on your way out the door, do it by briefly outlining your issues with the workplace in a letter, and hand that letter directly to the CEO or President or COO. Dude could tear it up in your face, sure, but that's not your problem any more. At the same time, DO NOT TATTLE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE FUCKING THE COMPANY ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR. It is the justice of the small-minded; let them have the portion they can fight for.

If a jacked-up bodybuilder is in your face screaming at you for fucking up a task, and you can't quit on the spot (which Chet was totally right about for a change,) GO BRAVE THE BOSS' DISPLEASURE. Write it all down and get in the guy's face about it, then get in your boss' boss' face if nothing happens. That there is a hostile work environment! If you get bitchwork first and fired later, fine, you tried. If you just get in all kinds of trouble, fine, cope and don't back down. No of course it won't win you any friends. Of course you are fucking your prospects in the ass. None of that matters. You were fucked the instant you got into that situation anyway.

What actually matters is this: later on when you're ruminating on what went wrong, you won't post on QT3 about being a pussy.

You will never have to be the guy who admits, with guilty, wounded, victim-colored tears streaming down his face, that he was a pussy copyshop boy, a quavering gofer with kick-sand permanently affixed to his face.

A Faggot wrote:

Try and get him to sexually harass you and get him fired. Or something.

Or, make his life a living hell, without letting him know it is you. (Pranks)


(Pranks) is my new Doctors All.
NEXT REPLY QUOTE
 
Quarter To Three: Massive Beckian Cowards And Toadies. by evidence on the ground. 04/09/2008, 7:19pm PDT NEW
    Re: Quarter To Three: Massive Beckian Cowards And Toadies. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/09/2008, 10:00pm PDT NEW
        Is this guy quoting Buffy the Vampire Slayer, by any chance? by Jerry Whorebach 04/10/2008, 1:43am PDT NEW
    Re: Quarter To Three: Massive Beckian Cowards And Toadies. by jeep 04/09/2008, 10:21pm PDT NEW
        WHAT?! by Laudablepuss (extra surprise edition) by Fussbett 04/09/2008, 11:38pm PDT NEW
            I falsenicked the Omega Supreme post for the same reason NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/10/2008, 12:37am PDT NEW
        Hey, who missed jeep? He's on prescription drugs and watches manga. NT by QuĂ©tinbec 04/11/2008, 12:20am PDT NEW
            I did! NT by Zsenitan 04/11/2008, 3:14am PDT NEW
            Re: Hey, who missed jeep? He's on prescription drugs and watches manga. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/11/2008, 10:12am PDT NEW
                jeep is forever valued, and I will always appreciate him getting the dbs merged NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/11/2008, 11:28am PDT NEW
                    Yes. Thanks to our sickly old friend. by QuĂ©tinbec 04/11/2008, 10:09pm PDT NEW
                Re: Hey, who missed jeep? He's on prescription drugs and watches manga. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/11/2008, 6:55pm PDT NEW
            Psh, everyone loves the Interpol guy. NT by Caltrops 04/11/2008, 12:59pm PDT NEW
    This is terrible advice. Don't listen to Zseni NT by FABIO 04/09/2008, 10:30pm PDT NEW
        FABIO to world: steal office supplies! NT by Quentin Beck 04/09/2008, 10:33pm PDT NEW
            What are you going to do, tell me it hurts your feelings? NT by FABIO 04/09/2008, 10:44pm PDT NEW
                FABIO to world: what are you going to do, tell me it hurts your feelings? NT by Quentin Beck 04/09/2008, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                    Why can't office work be like conflict-free my little pony land? NT by FABIO 04/10/2008, 11:08pm PDT NEW
                        That's a good question. I know the answer: OTHER PEOPLE. ^_^ NT by Zsenitan 04/11/2008, 3:14am PDT NEW
    Re: Quarter To Three: Massive Beckian Cowards And Toadies. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/09/2008, 11:09pm PDT NEW
        Boston Pizza did the same thing when they fired my brother for stealing chicken. by Jerry Whorebach 04/10/2008, 1:29am PDT NEW
    remind me never to hold a real job NT by Grumah 04/11/2008, 4:13am PDT NEW
        remember not to hold your brother's knob NT by after a rousing game of telephone 04/11/2008, 6:08am PDT NEW
            Is telephone some kind of game about knob holding? NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/11/2008, 6:48am PDT NEW
            after being raped by his uncle bdr can't think about anything else NT by Grumah 04/11/2008, 7:38am PDT NEW
    It could be much worse. by Mischief Maker 04/11/2008, 7:46am PDT NEW
        AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW by Zsenitan 04/11/2008, 9:07am PDT NEW
        Here was your solution to that situation. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/11/2008, 6:57pm PDT NEW
 
powered by pointy