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IBM Taken Over by Red China by Fussbett 12/08/2004, 8:22pm PST
...or so you might believe watching Lou Dobbs' "EXPORTING AMERICA" coverage on the matter. He describes the sale (of IBM's PC manufacturing division) like a president died, and behind him the Photoshop graphics of the RED IBM logo against the Chinese flag. Then he gets an expert on and asks him why more people aren't outraged.

DOBBS: It is remarkable to me that this deal is happening without anyone in Congress, without anyone in policy at all even looking -- even slightly askance at it.

TUCKER: No. Well, they never have in the past. Why would they start now, Lou?

DOBBS [incredulous]: Well, for example, let me give you a few reasons. One, it is a communist country. This company is in a communist country. And the fact is it is a huge transfer of intellectual property.


Haha, yeah, stupid! Let Poppa Dobbs really spell it out for you:

ONE: COMMUNISM





TWO: INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY




Ahhh! They've alerady identified the major components! Including the UltraNav! We're doomed!
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IBM Taken Over by Red China by Fussbett 12/08/2004, 8:22pm PST NEW
    Re: IBM Taken Over by Red China by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/08/2004, 8:59pm PST NEW
    Re: IBM Taken Over by Red China by conflictNo 12/08/2004, 9:24pm PST NEW
        Re: IBM Taken Over by Red China by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/08/2004, 9:30pm PST NEW
            You should have said it. by conflictNo 12/08/2004, 9:52pm PST NEW
                Myself, I'm speechless. by laudablepuss 12/08/2004, 10:01pm PST NEW
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                        Given up on trying to get me to stop? NT by Worm 12/08/2004, 10:24pm PST NEW
                            Re: Given up on trying to get me to stop? by Mysterio 12/08/2004, 11:17pm PST NEW
                                You're referring to yourself in the third person, anonymously. NT by Worm 12/09/2004, 12:02am PST NEW
                                    Misreading your post, proving your point, all in a days work. by Worm 12/09/2004, 12:23am PST NEW
                                Did Mysterio just accidentally say something nice about me? by laudablepuss 12/09/2004, 10:58am PST NEW
                                    STOP NT by POSTING 12/09/2004, 11:15am PST NEW
                                        Sweet. NT by laudablepuss 12/09/2004, 12:51pm PST NEW
                                        What the fuck does "Stop NT by Posting" mean? by Bill Dungsroman 12/10/2004, 7:52am PST NEW
                                            It means, faggot. by Stop posting 12/15/2004, 9:18am PST NEW
                                                Re: It means, faggot. by Kthor 12/16/2004, 10:14am PST NEW
                                            Re: What the fuck does "Stop NT by Posting" mean? by Mysterio 12/15/2004, 5:55pm PST NEW
                                                Re: What the fuck does "Stop NT by Posting" mean? by Bill Dungsroman 12/15/2004, 6:22pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: What the fuck does "Stop NT by Posting" mean? by Lizard_King 12/15/2004, 10:06pm PST NEW
                                                No, it is "top drawer." NT by Fullofkittens 12/15/2004, 7:54pm PST NEW
                                                Top SHELF: a drink ordered with the most expensive alcohol. NT by My Stereo 12/15/2004, 10:33pm PST NEW
                                                    Top Shelf: the top of the hockey net. "He went top shelf on that goal" NT by Fussbett 12/16/2004, 3:31am PST NEW
                                                        Thank you, Canadian NT by Entropy Stew 12/17/2004, 1:32am PST NEW
                                                You're fired. NT by Mysterio 12/16/2004, 12:09am PST NEW
                                                    seconded NT by Mysterio 12/16/2004, 2:57am PST NEW
                        Shit, do I have to? For reals? NT by laudablepuss 12/08/2004, 10:53pm PST NEW
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                                Just drop the pretense and use "Arbiter of Funny" for your nick. by Worm 12/09/2004, 7:30am PST NEW
                                    Next on the agenda, after the search page... by Mysterio's twin brother, Mysterio 12/09/2004, 7:55am PST NEW
    IBM still makes personal computers? NT by Obvious Joke Brigade 12/08/2004, 9:25pm PST NEW
    Fussbett's AZN of course NT by But we all knew 'dat 12/08/2004, 10:17pm PST NEW
    Front row, far right. NT by Mysterio 12/08/2004, 10:54pm PST NEW
    It's a Zseni fantasy land NT by FABIO 12/08/2004, 11:04pm PST NEW
    Now I have a taste for Thin Mints by Entropy Stew 12/09/2004, 2:34am PST NEW
        Re: Now I have a taste for Thin Mints NT by Quentin Beck 02/15/2005, 7:12pm PST NEW
            Is this a "quoted for emphasis" post or something? NT by Creexul :( 02/15/2005, 7:36pm PST NEW
                Re: Is this a "quoted for emphasis" post or something? NT by Entropy Stew 02/15/2005, 10:00pm PST NEW
    What kind of shitty toy guns are those? by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 12/09/2004, 8:54am PST NEW
    BRING BACK THE PCJR, DOLL COMMIE FUCKS NT by He's hip, he's cool, he's 45 12/09/2004, 12:20pm PST NEW
    Re: IBM Taken Over by Red China by Lizard_King 12/15/2004, 10:12pm PST NEW
        Communists do have my sympathy. I feel bad for them. by Fussbett 12/16/2004, 3:30am PST NEW
            You only say this 'cuz you're AZN by Right? 12/16/2004, 10:54am PST NEW
                Re: You only say this 'cuz you're AZN by laudablepuss 12/16/2004, 11:35am PST NEW
                    You're so cool, thank's man, thank's for being there. by Fussbett SanMysterio 12/16/2004, 12:05pm PST NEW
                        Re: You're so cool, thank's man, thank's for being there. by laudablepuss 12/16/2004, 12:37pm PST NEW
                            Donald Sutherland turning around at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers by Fussbett 12/16/2004, 1:46pm PST NEW
                                HOLY FUCK by laudablepuss 12/16/2004, 1:54pm PST NEW
                                    What? NT by laudablepussterio 12/16/2004, 5:35pm PST NEW
                        That Fussbett guy's kind of a dick. NT by McMoo The Anti-Dug Cow 12/17/2004, 7:49am PST NEW
                ThinkPad? More like CHINKPAD! by Fussbett 12/16/2004, 1:38pm PST NEW
                I always thought he was black NT by Man in Gorilla Suit 12/16/2004, 2:08pm PST NEW
                    No, he totally looks like Stephanie Swift. by Chairman Mao 12/16/2004, 2:30pm PST NEW
                    I always assumed ICJ was black. by Chillum 12/16/2004, 3:08pm PST NEW
                        The man's favorite music act is Hall and Oates by Debaser 12/16/2004, 7:21pm PST NEW
                        OMFG ICJ IS A B.L.A.C.K?!?! by Mysterio 12/16/2004, 7:27pm PST NEW
                            He's black... by And he doesn't bust up wit da' rap? 12/16/2004, 7:47pm PST NEW
                            Re: OMFG ICJ IS A B.L.A.C.K?!?! by Mysterio PhD 12/16/2004, 8:04pm PST NEW
                                All of the above posts are why jolt country shouldn't come here. Sorry, gang. NT by I need clarification 12/16/2004, 9:57pm PST NEW
                                    Wait... What? by Debaser 12/16/2004, 10:55pm PST NEW
                                        So anyway, yeah. NT by I need clarification 12/17/2004, 2:45am PST NEW
                                            INC, KO'ED NT by TAKE THAT, BEEEYATCH 12/17/2004, 3:25pm PST NEW
                                                Wow by I need clarification 12/17/2004, 4:18pm PST NEW
                                                    Hear.... uh... hear. =( NT by Chairman Mao 12/17/2004, 4:57pm PST NEW
                                                    STOP POSTING NT by Debaser 12/17/2004, 6:28pm PST NEW
                                                        I take no responsibility for the preceeding NT by Mysterio 12/17/2004, 7:48pm PST NEW
                                        INC doesn't like people who post on his Caltrops without written consent. NT by Mysterio 12/17/2004, 5:33am PST NEW
                                            This post got a lot of great responses. NT by I need clarification 12/20/2004, 11:41am PST NEW
                                    =( NT by The Gang 12/17/2004, 1:33am PST NEW
                                    THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! by whydirt 12/17/2004, 8:27am PST NEW
                                        IT'S GETTING <s>MORE SERIOUS</s> GAYER BY THE MINUTE. by Worm 12/17/2004, 8:07pm PST NEW
                                            Re: IT'S GETTING <s>MORE SERIOUS</s> GAYER BY THE MINUTE. by Caltrop's Gestalt 12/17/2004, 10:11pm PST NEW
                                                This is as funny as Internet message board elitism gets, and that's the problem. by Worm 12/18/2004, 12:09am PST NEW
                                                    Someone fart? by Mysterio 12/18/2004, 12:24am PST NEW
                                                    Another little post by Zseni by Zseni 12/18/2004, 5:43am PST NEW
                                                        I resent the implication that I have ever made a Gabe Newell fat joke. NT by Worm 12/18/2004, 7:25am PST NEW
                                                            Sisyphean by Ray of Light 12/18/2004, 10:27am PST NEW
                                                    Re: This is as funny as Internet message board elitism gets, and that's the prob by Choson 12/18/2004, 7:01am PST NEW
                                                        I mean, comedy gold. by Choson 12/18/2004, 7:55am PST NEW
                                                            Metafilter soon to be shut down, erased by I need clarification 12/18/2004, 11:56am PST NEW
                                                                Which is good. NT by Creexul :( 12/18/2004, 3:38pm PST NEW
                                                                Re: Metafilter soon to be shut down, erased by Oom Shnibble 12/20/2004, 6:08am PST NEW
                                                            The Caltrops' goatse.cx NT by Mysterio 12/18/2004, 3:30pm PST NEW
    IBM's PC branch taken over by the biggest PC company in China by jeep 12/18/2004, 10:07pm PST NEW
    Five years later by Fussbett 05/31/2009, 6:43pm PDT NEW
        Trolling again with your terrible girls. [NSFW] by QuĂ©tinbec 05/31/2009, 9:38pm PDT NEW
            SFW by Fussbett 05/31/2009, 10:34pm PDT NEW
                Only a racist could hate her face. by QuĂ©tinbec 06/01/2009, 1:21am PDT NEW
                I thought the hairy caterpillar vag was worse NT by Fortinbras 06/01/2009, 1:32am PDT NEW
    Hummer taken over by Red China by Fussbett 06/02/2009, 8:15pm PDT NEW
        If only we had an expert in our midst about Chinese Hummers NT by Souffle of Pain 06/02/2009, 8:29pm PDT NEW
        This is for The Littlest Hoborebach by Fussbett 06/03/2009, 10:54am PDT NEW
        Callback by Fussbett 07/02/2009, 10:40am PDT NEW
 
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