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| I inadvertently trolled Ted Dzuiba by Zsenitan 10/14/2008, 2:30pm PDT | ||||
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| guys I was trying to ask a serious question and they would totally not take me seriously so I was forced to troll everyone to cover up my tracks.
(10:52:05 AM) The topic for #uncov is: lightning bolt (10:52:52 AM) hypoluxa: tjd: for EC2, you are billed whenever the instance is running, right? even if it's idle. (10:53:03 AM) tjd: yes (10:53:10 AM) hypoluxa: well balls to that, scro (10:55:46 AM) tjd: nutsack indeed (10:58:50 AM) gusE61 left the room (quit: ). (11:09:13 AM) buttfrenzy: hay gusy (11:09:24 AM) tjd: yeah (11:09:43 AM) buttfrenzy: why would usb 2.0 provide slower throughput than firewire on a winxp box? (11:09:58 AM) tjd: plz send me the code (11:10:04 AM) dorian: welcome to #tech-support (11:10:35 AM) tjd: buttfrenzy, its probably because your shit is all retarded (11:10:43 AM) buttfrenzy: there is nothing I can do about that (11:10:57 AM) tjd: what i would do is just like (11:11:00 AM) tjd: ya know just like (11:11:01 AM) tjd: heh (11:11:13 AM) buttfrenzy: awrite man come on in for hugs (11:11:19 AM) ***buttfrenzy hugs tjd. (11:11:27 AM) tjd: wat (11:11:39 AM) buttfrenzy: i take care of my bros k (11:11:45 AM) buttfrenzy: no worries man we are hugbros now (11:12:11 AM) mutex: ... (11:12:15 AM) buttfrenzy: anyway help a hugbro out here (11:12:23 AM) tjd: ... (11:12:28 AM) buttfrenzy: hey mutex you can be my hugdawg too (11:12:43 AM) hypoluxa: buttfrenzy == best nick in # (11:12:50 AM) tjd: haha (11:12:54 AM) tjd: i'll give him that (11:13:28 AM) buttfrenzy: well i can give you my sloppy background story if that will engender sympathy in my hugdawgbros hearts (11:13:33 AM) buttfrenzy: sorry that it had to come to that (11:13:43 AM) buttfrenzy: but i am genuinely a retard in a highly technical position (11:13:50 AM) buttfrenzy: for reasons that are like... reverse nepotism (11:14:16 AM) buttfrenzy: see i was hourly labor, rite dawg (11:14:40 AM) buttfrenzy: i actually producted stuff and hence created profit but cost nothing. our higher ups got this brilliant idea (11:14:50 AM) buttfrenzy: let the hourly pay retard start handling sensitive systems (11:15:00 AM) buttfrenzy: let's don't bother with training, training is a value-added proposition (11:15:10 AM) buttfrenzy: and the new economy runs on hugs and brotherhood not value and adding (11:15:32 AM) buttfrenzy: let's just let the retard sink or swim basically and if it means we lose a retard no big deal (11:15:47 AM) buttfrenzy: unfortunately many technical problems can be solved with retard strength and dumb luck (11:16:02 AM) dorian: > let's don't bother with training, training is a value-added proposition (11:16:07 AM) dorian: dur (11:16:11 AM) buttfrenzy: consequently i rose to a position of unhappy authority (11:16:17 AM) dorian: cutpasted (11:16:25 AM) buttfrenzy: this is fresh bro (11:16:36 AM) buttfrenzy: you are too swift an officejockey to recognize retard strength when you see it (11:16:39 AM) tjd: what is going on here (11:16:39 AM) buttfrenzy: you are soft, plump (11:16:43 AM) buttfrenzy: anyway the point is (11:16:56 AM) buttfrenzy: i now have to determine why we have this critical hardware issue (11:17:02 AM) buttfrenzy: which hinges on scanner throughput (11:17:04 AM) hypoluxa: tjd: some kind of frenzy, i think. (11:17:07 AM) buttfrenzy: but it doesn't make sense (11:17:10 AM) tjd: hypoluxa, evidently. (11:17:22 AM) buttfrenzy: because usb 2.0 should be faster than firewire (11:17:33 AM) buttfrenzy: however when we moved to the usb scanners throughput got fucked (11:17:41 AM) buttfrenzy: and nobody else in the entire company has the first fucking clue (11:17:52 AM) tjd: /j #care-police (11:17:55 AM) buttfrenzy: just the untrained retard - let's put that guy on this mission critical case (11:18:09 AM) buttfrenzy: so i am asking at uncov because it is a reatrard support group (11:18:19 AM) buttfrenzy: as evidenced by the new anyone-can-post policy (11:18:29 AM) tjd: my recommendation: shooting spree (11:18:31 AM) hypoluxa: buttfrenzy: please estimate how much glue you have sniffed today. (11:18:40 AM) buttfrenzy: i have sniffed all the glue and already shot everyone (11:18:48 AM) buttfrenzy: so now all i have left is problem solving (11:18:49 AM) mutex: I think the whaaaambulence is on its way (11:18:58 AM) buttfrenzy: the hardest part of solving a problem appears to be problem solving (11:19:24 AM) buttfrenzy: shooting glue and drama are all very web 2.0 (11:19:29 AM) buttfrenzy: but i am more web 2.5 (11:19:43 AM) buttfrenzy: i am a cloud retard hosted on some server somewhere (11:19:51 AM) buttfrenzy: and i wish to leverage this social technology for free (11:20:10 AM) buttfrenzy: gusy srsly do you have any ideas here (11:20:21 AM) tjd: unlikely (11:21:00 AM) buttfrenzy: well that is just awful (11:21:14 AM) tjd: such is life (11:21:37 AM) buttfrenzy: whoa pat (11:21:43 AM) hypoluxa: i have one idea. (11:21:55 AM) buttfrenzy: k i have put on my glasses (11:21:56 AM) hypoluxa: but it's mostly about making a french science porn movie called "Large Hardon Collider" (11:22:04 AM) tjd: nice (11:22:38 AM) buttfrenzy: man this is why startups all fail and scoble is the go to guy (11:22:45 AM) buttfrenzy: at least when he hates you, he doesn't tell you to your face (11:22:57 AM) buttfrenzy: i totally asked scoble about scanners and he was all (11:23:05 AM) buttfrenzy: well that is serious stuff lil retard (11:23:16 AM) buttfrenzy: wish i could help but i'm technically nonproficient (11:23:21 AM) buttfrenzy: you should talk to a smart proficient guy (11:23:25 AM) tjd: how about this (11:23:28 AM) buttfrenzy: that ted juba is such a guy (11:23:31 AM) tjd: i wish i could help, i just don't care enough (11:23:57 AM) buttfrenzy: yeah i thought it was werid that he would point me at a guy (11:24:02 AM) buttfrenzy: who can't spell his own name right (11:24:16 AM) buttfrenzy: but such is life {--- learned that (11:24:54 AM) tjd: moving on (11:25:51 AM) buttfrenzy: k we're still hugbros tho k (11:26:04 AM) ***buttfrenzy hugs tjd brotherly. (11:26:10 AM) tjd: :-\ (11:28:31 AM) buttfrenzy: k can i be ops at least (11:29:48 AM) jedrek: what the homo then the room went dead for a half hour. |
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I inadvertently trolled Ted Dzuiba by 10/14/2008, 2:30pm PDT  888 by 10/14/2008, 2:42pm PDT interrupted me while I was watching ow my balls and that is NOT ok NT by 10/14/2008, 2:49pm PDT |
