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| DATE RUINERS!!! by Tom Green 12/27/2004, 6:15pm PST | ||||
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| I can't begin to describe the sheer number of times this is still happening. On at least a five times a day basis, somebody (usually a girl) yells out "Say hi to Drew for me!" Like get it straight girls! I haven't talked to her in over three years! Haven't even seen her, spoke to her, nothing! We aren't freinds! I don't have any information for you! NONE! I don't watch Entertainment Tonight or Read People Magazine. I know nothing. I am not a resourse. I have no information on this topic. I also want to be frank, and say that every time some person walks up to me on the street and brings up this topic, it ruins the next five minutes of my day. No matter what! Five minutes is ruined. I could be in the middle of a delicious meal, visiting a museum, a birthday party, sex, it doesn't matter what I am doing... Guaranteed five minutes ruined! (This is a leap for me, I am down from an hour ruined, and fortunately her name hasn't come up during sex much more than three or four times.) Regardless, I am an emotional person, and I don't like being constantly reminded about my failed marriage, thank you very much. It isn't fun. Nothing against my ex wife now, I just don't want to hear about her. It's also amazing to me the amount of times in a day that somebody comes up to me and yells, "Hey Tom! How's Your balls!" Now first of all, that question is already flawed. I only have one ball that is doing fine (And quite fine I may add, not that you asked or anything) (The other one isn't doing fine, presumeably long rotted away or wrapped in paper towel amoungst hospital waste somewhere in Southern California.) So don't yell "Hey Tom! How's your balls!" Across a crowded restaurant. It's embarrassing. It isn't funny to me! I had Cancer for crying out loud! So please, if I see you on the street someday, NO BALLS, NO EX WIFE. PLEASE? Think of another pointless conversation topic that we can blather on about for three minutes. I like a good Freddy Got Fingered story, like "My freinds and I like to get wasted and watch Freddy Got Fingered!" Or, maybe another "My parents would have killed me if I had done that to them" conversation. That would be fine too. I'm pretty easy going generally... Anyway, just figured I'd mention this on here, and somehow the word may filter out into the world. Fewer ruined minutes of may day may then ensue. I would really appreciate it if you could pass this message along to your freinds. You never know where our paths may cross, and it really may actually help my life. Thanks.
Time for Coffee. I love you guys Tom |
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DATE RUINERS!!! by 12/27/2004, 6:15pm PST  speaking of dates, has Kthor's aired yet? NT by 12/27/2004, 6:52pm PST No, and it's really irking me. I am calling the office today, should hopefully NT by 12/28/2004, 8:16am PST My bet: by 12/29/2004, 10:42am PST What do you know? kthor's calling the Office which you haven't even seen NT by 12/29/2004, 3:24pm PST He's calling a TV show? by 12/30/2004, 6:08pm PST also: Mischief Maker is a girl! NT by 12/30/2004, 10:17pm PST What are you, simple? Remove question mark in BDR's post to reveal the joke NT by 12/30/2004, 10:24pm PST Someone needs to be taken to the mat for it not airing yet. NT by 12/29/2004, 11:35am PST Re: Someone needs to be taken to the mat for it not airing yet. by 12/30/2004, 10:55pm PST Thats weird, I just finished "Hollywood causes cancer" yesterday NT by 12/31/2004, 9:11am PST |
