Caltrops - Rants - Mysterio Championship

Forum Overview :: Rants

by Mysterio 12/28/2004, 4:43am PST

What Mysterios are you? Are you the best Mysterios? Tell us about the Mysterios you are or have been.

Here are my Mysterios...

The Mysterio that atored INC with vague Roxette references in the hope people would hate him more for making public ridiculous private jokes.
This never really panned out but I feel it had potential.
C+

The Mysterio who gets on Bill's case for not having seen The Office.
I felt like someone had handed me an Oscar when he said he hadn't not watched it. In fact, I wasn't sure he was telling me the truth so I stayed on his case until he reassured me with a link to the website he bought it from. I felt I was a big part of getting him to watch it. I knew he would like it. I bet he is a better person for having seen it. I feel good about the whole thing.
A

The Trivia Mysterio.
In my opinion, one of the 2-3 most important Mysterios in the Mysterio revival.
Here is some free trivia: Zseni once admitted to being unable to argue effectively in person. She said she could be beaten verbally by any idiot. I can't remember why she said she was so poor in person, but I remember feeling very good about that information. I wondered if I could beat her in an argument. I wondered if she would mispronounce a fancy word.
B+

Anyway, if you've been paying attention, the Trivia Mysterio is also the Masturbation Mysterio, who, in many peoples opinion, is the best Mysterio. I agree.
A+

The Mysterio that posts "retired-Australian-cricketer's www.Baltimore.com" to people asking for websites for something I don't care about. This really isn't funny or clever, but I kept it going because I'm jealous of the AIM gang's friendship and I liked confusing them with what appeared to be behind-the-scenes jokes that they aren't a part of.
C