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| Wintertime biking; or, how to harvest condescending smiles by Zsenitan 01/18/2009, 5:13pm PST | ||||
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| It's already fucking cold and YES now you can see how hard I'm panting. Is THAT why you're smiling?
Old ladies waiting for the bus? Condescending smile. Dumb kids playing frisbee golf (FRISBEE GOLF) in the frosty park? Condescending smile. Shitdicks peddling slowly alongside their mental midget children in full racing gear? Condescending smile. I dunno if it's my sweet face, flowing locks, or just that not a lot of people have ever seen a mobile axlotl tank, but I sure get a lot of condescending smiles pointed my way these days. It pisses me off and makes me greasily paranoid. Caltrops: what's up with the condescending fucking smiles? From EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE? |
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Wintertime biking; or, how to harvest condescending smiles by 01/18/2009, 5:13pm PST  can't speak for everyone by 01/18/2009, 5:36pm PST It's not condescension. It's a sort of bemused admiration. NT by 01/18/2009, 5:47pm PST Maybe you're staring at them? NT by 01/18/2009, 6:24pm PST as a cartoon thought baloon turns them into hamburgers with arms and legs NT by 01/18/2009, 7:01pm PST The Mexican Hamburglar is a quadruple-amputee? NT by 01/18/2009, 7:45pm PST A FAT WOMAN GAVE ME A CONDESCENDING SMILE THAT TEARS IT THIS SHIT IS .... by 04/16/2009, 5:44am PDT Eat something. NT by 04/16/2009, 7:37am PDT That's a pretty good joke, but she already made it in the post. NT by 04/16/2009, 10:49am PDT So why don't you have fun playing a sport like normal people? by 04/16/2009, 4:54pm PDT the guitar used to record the layla album sold for a half million dollars by 04/16/2009, 7:13am PDT |
