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[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]You're always saying he's hot, I guess my mind must've gotten a little carried away filling in the blanks :([/quote] It's okay Jerry you can't help trending butch. The WS is tall and elf-muscular (unlike me, the brawny, sturdy, lardy type.) He's so young in those pictures! I can't remember exactly when that was but it can't have been too far on either side of 2001. Antonio used to have a picture of me up there but I think he hates me so much that he can't stand to recall that I associate with his precious swordmaster. <b>THUG TALEZ</b> Antonio is an akido master and not any taller than I am, so he was always literally looking up to the WS. He inadvertently taught me that akido is for faggots by challenging me to lock a particular joint (his elbow) in the stupidest possible way (with an overhand forearm grip.) You see, he enthused, you can't do it, I have leverage. You see? I grabbed his wrist and slung him bodily over my shoulder, drawing his arm out tight in front of me. Bend it now, I giggled, skipping around with him dangling off me like an ugly purse. In a mall parking lot in Tennessee! He was a little man, maybe 130 soaking wet; I could have hefted his entire family around, and I took unfair advantage of his lowered guard and condescending nature. But I was resentful that he attempted to target my actual weakness (my tiny frail girl hands and wrists!) and my presumed weakness (that I would be so stupid as to try to lock a guy's elbow by grabbing his forearm.) Before this encounter I had never thought about how unrealistic the ritual seme/uke (and they do use those terms) "sparring" is that happens in akido. I realized all at once that it was a dumb waste of time that makes you stupid and gay. [/quote]