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Many have regarded his dazzling brightness and perceived only their own blindnes by Zsenitan 04/16/2009, 5:26am PDT
Jerry Whorebach wrote:

You're always saying he's hot, I guess my mind must've gotten a little carried away filling in the blanks :(

It's okay Jerry you can't help trending butch.

The WS is tall and elf-muscular (unlike me, the brawny, sturdy, lardy type.) He's so young in those pictures! I can't remember exactly when that was but it can't have been too far on either side of 2001. Antonio used to have a picture of me up there but I think he hates me so much that he can't stand to recall that I associate with his precious swordmaster.

THUG TALEZ

Antonio is an akido master and not any taller than I am, so he was always literally looking up to the WS. He inadvertently taught me that akido is for faggots by challenging me to lock a particular joint (his elbow) in the stupidest possible way (with an overhand forearm grip.) You see, he enthused, you can't do it, I have leverage. You see? I grabbed his wrist and slung him bodily over my shoulder, drawing his arm out tight in front of me. Bend it now, I giggled, skipping around with him dangling off me like an ugly purse. In a mall parking lot in Tennessee!

He was a little man, maybe 130 soaking wet; I could have hefted his entire family around, and I took unfair advantage of his lowered guard and condescending nature. But I was resentful that he attempted to target my actual weakness (my tiny frail girl hands and wrists!) and my presumed weakness (that I would be so stupid as to try to lock a guy's elbow by grabbing his forearm.) Before this encounter I had never thought about how unrealistic the ritual seme/uke (and they do use those terms) "sparring" is that happens in akido. I realized all at once that it was a dumb waste of time that makes you stupid and gay.

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    All I remember is him wanting to fuck Boromir (not gay) NT by FABIO 04/15/2009, 4:37pm PDT NEW
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                I mentally pictured the WS as more of a Rowdy Roddy Pyper-type. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2009, 8:18pm PDT NEW
                    Many have regarded his dazzling brightness and perceived only their own blindnes by Zsenitan 04/16/2009, 5:26am PDT NEW
                        Re: Many have regarded his dazzling brightness and perceived only their own bli by Quétinbec 04/16/2009, 4:48pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Many have regarded his dazzling brightness and perceived only their own bli by Zsenitan 04/17/2009, 3:26am PDT NEW
                                ^ China's first referral as a rich country in hundreds of years??? NT by OBSERVER OF HISTORY 04/17/2009, 3:33am PDT NEW
                                    ^ Thinks Chinese history starts in 1920. NT by Zsenitan 04/17/2009, 3:55am PDT NEW
                                        Is that why their calendar is different? by Jerry Whorebach 04/17/2009, 4:22am PDT NEW
                            Brother fights are probably your best bullet point. Experience is experience. by Fussbett 04/19/2009, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                                fuck you fuck you fuck you oh god the shin I cannot unsee the shin. NT by up with pod people 04/19/2009, 8:59pm PDT NEW
                                Here's a 2001 video of me being thrashed by 12 y/o boy. by Quétinbec 04/20/2009, 6:19pm PDT NEW
                                    ****FIVE STARS**** EVERYONE VIEW THIS. NT by Mysterious Stranger 04/20/2009, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                                    I take it back. Some experience can be detrimental. "FAGGOT! FAGGOT!" by Fussbett 04/20/2009, 10:47pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: I take it back. Some experience can be detrimental. "FAGGOT! FAGGOT!" by Quétinbec 04/21/2009, 4:29pm PDT NEW
                                            That fight is more brotherly and the face-punch through the pillow is hilarious. by Fussbett 04/21/2009, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                                                Yeah, the pillow-silencer was great. QB, you're gonna do fine. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/21/2009, 8:00pm PDT NEW
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                            ATTENTION ICJ by Zsenitan 04/19/2009, 11:16am PDT NEW
                                whoops ATTENTION ICJ: please change my Thug Talez post to include by Zsenitan 04/19/2009, 11:17am PDT NEW
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                                        Re: Aikido Tales by Fussbett 05/22/2009, 10:08am PDT NEW
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