Forum Overview :: Gamerasutra :: Neither did GTAIV, you dumb fuck

[quote name="Fortinbras"]Not once did I ever have to shoot a pigeon in GTAIV for any reason. Possibly because I'm not an obsessive compulsive Cerebral Palsy sufferer named Jsoh Cable. [quote name="Weyoun Voidbringer"]also you could teleport to any safehouse, all of which had a selection of weapons, health, a save point, and sometimes a vehicle[/quote] Only if you had captured said generic safehouse for the rebels or whatever the fuck they were. There were like 35-45 in all and each capture played out the same way: BORING. BORING x35 = REALLY FUCKING BORING. [quote] and the only reason why it might have "looked the same" is because there is jungle everywhere, but the sheer SCALE of the islands is really amazing so the terrain is always a bit different [/quote] The sheer SCALE. Holy SHIT. Fucking 15 islands and all of them GREEN JUNGLES with occasional banana republic villages! And their SCALE! 15 square miles of NOTHING in every direction. [quote] no, my real problem that keeps me from constantly playing just claws non stop is the fact that it doesn't work in widescreen[/quote] We all know this is a lie, you and Jhoh can't afford a TV bigger than a standard computer monitor. [/quote]