Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: Fleshlight

[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="An American"] You could use "jerk" as a jerk-for-wank replacement, and your point would be understood, the same way we understand you, but no ones says this.[/quote] That's what I thinking, but if you said, "I had 5 jerks last night." people might think you meant one short, 5 stroke wank. Not 5 wanks. You guys don't even have the vocabulary to talk about this shit! It's like the reverse of the 40 Eskimo words for snow. Get your shit together, America. Anyway, I asked a friend about his Fleshlight last night. He said after you've cum in it, you pull the head off and run water through it to make it clean. That's fine, but because it's a long cylinder, you have to leave it exposed to warm, moving air for hours to dry the insides. It takes so long that you can only use it twice a day providing you space the wanks at either end of a hot day. And because it's the kind of thing you want to hide under a pile of t-shirts in your cupboard and not by the window for all to see, life becomes difficult. If you hide it somewhere dark, it won't dry properly and becomes smelly. The front is shaped enough like a vagina that even if someone hadn't been exposed to the million Fleshlight banner ads, they'd know it was for wanking. He said he squeezed it between two books on his bookshelf so that it was suspended vertically. That way, people could only see it from the side. That was the least suspicious way he could dry it, but he still worried when people came into his room and it was drying. It cost him $AU120, so he made an effort to like it, but ultimately, he gave up on it after a few weeks. He said he went to a Fleshlight forum where people made suggestions about "cool" things to do with them. One guy very strongly recommended he tie it the centre of a fan. Before he bought the proper Fleshlight, he bought a cheaper imitation one that he says was much worse, but its hole doesn't look as much like a cunt, so rather than throw it out, he sticks his toothbrushes in it! He works in a call centre.[/quote]