Caltrops - Mac Hall Complaints Department





	[quote name="Creexuls, a monster >:3"]<a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/9/9/">http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/9/9/</a> <img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/644193998_GFtjt-L.jpg"> <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/9/9/">http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/9/9/</a> [quote]I apologize for the late post; the shit I'm being made to contend with today is truly epic in scale. You may have heard that we had an unannounced guest at this year's PAX, a creature of global reach and renown - H1N1, whose Gamertag is Swine Flu. The last time I talked to Gabriel he was taking Scott [Kurtz, NICE NAME DROP -jo] to a clinic of some kind, and he suggested that I begin canvassing immediately for guest content - enough to cover an absence of unknown duration. We wrote a strip for Wednesday, but he was physically unable to raise a pen, and so I have begun to release strips from our strategic reserve. Here is Penny Arcade as interpreted by FoxTrot's Bill Amend. More strips will follow. I hoping I'll have enough jpegs to contain the fullness of the contagion. Next year, maybe get Purell as a sponsor? It seems like there's an incredible synergy there.[/quote] Forest for the trees etc. Even if you don't have the swine flu though, you may want to barf when you read this: [quote]I want to thank whoever it was at Nintendo's PAX booth that gave my mom a demo of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. She's been talking about it for three days now, with a desperation that only increases, and is getting increasingly harder to tamp down. We were at the store just this morning, <a href="http://www.fredmeyer.com/Pages/default.aspx">Sir Frederick Of Meyer</a>[/quote] Just stop it LITTLE MAN WOULD YOU STOP IT Their blog part ends with this. [quote]Flight List for those with Confirmed Cases: Departed Sunday: Alaska Airlines #664, Seattle to Dallas, Departed Sunday Night JetBlue #498, Seattle to Boston, Departed Sunday Night United #958, Seattle to Chicago, Departed Sunday Morning Departed Monday: Alaska Airline #12, Seattle to Boston, Departed Monday Morning American Airlines #1414, Seattle to St. Louis, Departed Sunday Afternoon American Airlines #1162, St. Louis to Chicago Delta #1050, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Morning Delta #1058, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Afternoon Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Morning Horizon #2475, Seattle to Santa Rosa, Departed Monday Afternoon JetBlue #176, Seattle to New York, Departed Monday Morning Northwest #154, Seattle to Minneapolis, Departed Monday Super Early morning Southwest #1221, Seattle to Salt Lake City, Departed Monday Night United #356, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Afternoon United #416, Denver to Tulsa, Departed Monday Night United #505, Denver to Albuquerque, Departed Monday Night US Airways #685, Seattle to Phoenix, Departed Monday Morning US Airways #156, Phoenix to St. Louis Departed Tuesday: Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Tuesday Morning Virgin #755, Seattle to San Francisco, Departed Tuesday Afternoon Train List for those with Confirmed Cases: Amtrak Coastal Starlight #11, Seattle to Los Angeles, Departed Monday Morning The Department of Public Health also asked we link over to this site for more info on H1N1. There are enough confirmed cases at this point to go ahead and take the necessary precautions if you have the symptoms.[/quote] Do you have anything to declare? Yeah, <b>don't go to PAX.</b> I bet no one that went to PAX even had swine flu, they just formed it with their combined dork filth. They actually made their own swine flu viruses out of thin air. That's what you get for being too close to fans of penny arcade.[/quote]