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by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2009, 8:36pm PDT |
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/9/9/
http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/9/9/
I apologize for the late post; the shit I'm being made to contend with today is truly epic in scale.
You may have heard that we had an unannounced guest at this year's PAX, a creature of global reach and renown - H1N1, whose Gamertag is Swine Flu. The last time I talked to Gabriel he was taking Scott [Kurtz, NICE NAME DROP -jo] to a clinic of some kind, and he suggested that I begin canvassing immediately for guest content - enough to cover an absence of unknown duration. We wrote a strip for Wednesday, but he was physically unable to raise a pen, and so I have begun to release strips from our strategic reserve. Here is Penny Arcade as interpreted by FoxTrot's Bill Amend. More strips will follow. I hoping I'll have enough jpegs to contain the fullness of the contagion.
Next year, maybe get Purell as a sponsor? It seems like there's an incredible synergy there.
Forest for the trees etc.
Even if you don't have the swine flu though, you may want to barf when you read this:
I want to thank whoever it was at Nintendo's PAX booth that gave my mom a demo of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. She's been talking about it for three days now, with a desperation that only increases, and is getting increasingly harder to tamp down. We were at the store just this morning, Sir Frederick Of Meyer
Just stop it LITTLE MAN WOULD YOU STOP IT
Their blog part ends with this.
Flight List for those with Confirmed Cases:
Departed Sunday:
Alaska Airlines #664, Seattle to Dallas, Departed Sunday Night
JetBlue #498, Seattle to Boston, Departed Sunday Night
United #958, Seattle to Chicago, Departed Sunday Morning
Departed Monday:
Alaska Airline #12, Seattle to Boston, Departed Monday Morning
American Airlines #1414, Seattle to St. Louis, Departed Sunday Afternoon
American Airlines #1162, St. Louis to Chicago
Delta #1050, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Morning
Delta #1058, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Afternoon
Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Morning
Horizon #2475, Seattle to Santa Rosa, Departed Monday Afternoon
JetBlue #176, Seattle to New York, Departed Monday Morning
Northwest #154, Seattle to Minneapolis, Departed Monday Super Early morning
Southwest #1221, Seattle to Salt Lake City, Departed Monday Night
United #356, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Afternoon
United #416, Denver to Tulsa, Departed Monday Night
United #505, Denver to Albuquerque, Departed Monday Night
US Airways #685, Seattle to Phoenix, Departed Monday Morning
US Airways #156, Phoenix to St. Louis
Departed Tuesday:
Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Tuesday Morning
Virgin #755, Seattle to San Francisco, Departed Tuesday Afternoon
Train List for those with Confirmed Cases:
Amtrak Coastal Starlight #11, Seattle to Los Angeles, Departed Monday Morning
The Department of Public Health also asked we link over to this site for more info on H1N1.
There are enough confirmed cases at this point to go ahead and take the necessary precautions if you have the symptoms.
Do you have anything to declare? Yeah, don't go to PAX. I bet no one that went to PAX even had swine flu, they just formed it with their combined dork filth. They actually made their own swine flu viruses out of thin air. That's what you get for being too close to fans of penny arcade. |
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If you went to PAX, God's gonna cut you down by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/08/2009, 12:33pm PDT 
was it pigliek? NT by gruman 09/08/2009, 2:44pm PDT
I will reply with META LINKING o_o by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2009, 10:27pm PDT
Re: I will reply with META LINKING o_o by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/08/2009, 10:31pm PDT
Senor Barborito called this shit YEARS ago by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/09/2009, 12:28am PDT
He manages to crowbar in some shitty advice with his good advice there. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2009, 1:58am PDT
Re: He manages to crowbar in some shitty advice with his good advice there. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/09/2009, 10:15am PDT
I shower. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2009, 1:33pm PDT
Also (psh) I take care of MY kids. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2009, 1:36pm PDT
mffe has a purple asshole, and doesn't see anything odd about that NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/09/2009, 1:49pm PDT
Ask him about his pushups. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2009, 2:37pm PDT
Wannabe alpha nerds love lecturing nerds on the basics by FABIO 09/09/2009, 9:39pm PDT
Oh god the Foxtrot guy made a PA guest comic and it's about the swine flu and oh by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/09/2009, 8:36pm PDT
holy fuck swine flu is everywhere now, and penny arcade is to blame NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/09/2009, 11:34pm PDT
Child's Play puts games in hospitals to help thousands of kids THAT WE PUT THERE NT by Bunyip 09/10/2009, 8:25pm PDT
Murder you'll all be guilty and you're doing it for nothing killing me won't bri NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/10/2009, 9:53pm PDT
Re: If you went to PAX, God's gonna cut you down by laudablepuss 09/11/2009, 8:52am PDT
Don't worry. AIDS is the only thing sweeping through that convention. NT by Mischief Maker 09/11/2009, 11:11am PDT
Aids and mange. by laudablepuss 09/11/2009, 11:54am PDT
PA's own personal 9/11. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 8:46pm PDT
Re: PA's own personal 9/11. by Souffle of Pain 09/12/2009, 9:01pm PDT
FUCKWITTERY by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/17/2009, 10:23am PDT
You both agree that Penny Arcade is rich, and then things get violent. NT by VIOLENT AGREEMENT 09/17/2009, 12:35pm PDT
Yeah I don't really know what the disagreement was about. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/17/2009, 1:19pm PDT
their being rich negates that their webcomic is shit by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/17/2009, 1:20pm PDT
PotAto Expo? NT by gruman 09/17/2009, 7:29pm PDT
YET ANOTHER guest comic about swine flu. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/19/2009, 9:50am PDT
Done by a FUNNY webcomic artist also. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/19/2009, 9:57am PDT
You like a webcomic written by a guy who enjoys anal sex with a 350 pound man by Fortinbras 09/19/2009, 10:35am PDT
I feel better about my life when fortinbras says it's a mess. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/19/2009, 11:06am PDT
Citation Needed by Souffle of Pain 09/22/2009, 12:09am PDT
webcomic by fortinbras NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/22/2009, 1:03am PDT
Re: Citation Needed by Fortinbras 09/22/2009, 10:56am PDT
Wow the chainsaw guy's comic is much funnier. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/22/2009, 11:25am PDT
Waah fucking waah fucking waah. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/22/2009, 12:15pm PDT
Oh fuck, I guess Krisofter Straub gets around, here comes his angry girlfriend NT by to defend him 09/22/2009, 12:48pm PDT
Great post motherfuckerfaggotdefender, I can't wait for your next one in October NT by Fortinbras 09/22/2009, 4:53pm PDT
fortinbras is like a female version of Chris Cooper in American Beauty. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/22/2009, 4:56pm PDT
Yeah maybe I am. >:( *shoots you* NT by Fortinbras 09/22/2009, 6:43pm PDT
*deflects bullets* Your move creep. |( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/22/2009, 7:32pm PDT
This post needs more attention by discuss 09/23/2009, 7:20pm PDT
Well I see you're already passing time by replying to your own Ators. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/23/2009, 2:32pm PDT
Old news. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/23/2009, 2:34pm PDT
Am I taxing your brain too much? Being an utter nobody too much work for you? NT by Fortinbras 09/23/2009, 4:51pm PDT
YET ANOTHER swine flu demon pig guest comic. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/22/2009, 10:31am PDT
it's certainly less unfunny than the last 4 comics by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/22/2009, 10:34am PDT
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