Caltrops - Rants





	[quote name="Noi Dau Don"]I sent INC a picture of Mireille. (12:19:48 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: Quit looking at her tits, you perv. (12:19:58 PM) <font color=pink>i need clarification & a dick in my ass</font>: I'm looking at her terrible teeth right through her mouth (12:20:40 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: C'mon you big douche, she's adorable. (12:21:10 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: Besides I have a date with a male model on Friday to tide me over until I can brain her on the headboard. (12:22:20 PM) <font color=pink>i need clarification & a dick in my ass</font>: isn;t that like a year from now? (12:22:31 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: Half. There are lots of male models though. (12:22:34 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: Even in Portland. (12:23:20 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: I was telling Fussbett that I've never actually been on a date with a man before, and he was like "it's just like a dyke date, except let him do everything first" (12:23:28 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: "failing that, try to dress up a little" (12:23:38 PM) <font color=pink>i need clarification & a dick in my ass</font>: also you don't have to be proud about proving something (12:23:46 PM) <font color=pink>i need clarification & a dick in my ass</font>: everyone does it so you're just a normal person for one night (12:24:15 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: that sounds like really solid advice but I'm not sure what it means (12:24:25 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: what would I be proving? (12:24:52 PM) <font color=pink>i need clarification & a dick in my ass</font>: you know, you're a special and brave pretend lesbian who is out on a date in public! (12:25:28 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: oh (12:40:49 PM) <font color=red>Noi Dau</font>: <i>hey wait a minute</i>[/quote]