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Good Hair
[quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"]"I'm a part-time stripper AND I do hair!" [youtube id="1m-4qxz08So"] <i>Good Hair</i> is a great movie, but by no means is it for everyone. I'll try to help you decide whether or not it's worth your time and bandwidth. DO WATCH <i>Good Hair</i> if: <li> You've wondered about the beauty secrets of black women; specifically, their hair. <li> You want to see evidence of the politicization of hairstyles on everyday individuals and how it directly influences their value systems. <li> You spent an entire Game Boy's worth of batteries <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1484936907">waiting with your moms at the hair salon.</a> <li> You can't tell the difference between Chinese people and Korean people. <li> You've wondered what Billy Mitchell would be like if he was chubby, black, gay, and did hair. <li> You are Fussbett. DON'T WATCH <i>Good Hair</i> if: <li> <a href="http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity4061.html">You don't find black women attractive.</a> <li> Scenes set in India give you crippling flashbacks to thieving gypsies and being bullied by eight year olds. <li> You think that watching this movie will put points toward your ghetto pass. <li> You think that a Brokeback Mountain parody called "Broke Front Mountain" could ever be funny in any context. <li> You aren't prepared for some of the wisdom Ice-T has to dispense. <li> You are Quétinbec. Positive. Entertaining as fuck. <a href="http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/5152503/Good.Hair.LIMITED.DVDSCR.XviD-ZOOM_avi.5152503.TPB.torrent">Torrent link.</a>[/quote]