Caltrops - Laurence Fishburne's Dance Dance Revolution





	[quote name="Noi Dau Don"] I saw Flash Gordon for the first time last night. Rem "helped." (9:37:23 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> r-rem (9:37:28 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> flash gordon is a movie (9:37:38 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> starring six layers of sexual innuendo (9:37:55 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> yes it is! we have it on VHS. it has scooters and hawk people and Flash wrestles a hawkman and it's like "shit why aren't they fucking." (9:38:21 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> hawk guy has a beard! and then they fight another bearded guy, i think over some chick or taking over the earth or some shit. (9:38:26 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> been a while since i saw it. 8D; (9:38:48 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> it's (9:39:34 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> now i want to watch it again (9:39:36 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> look what you did (9:39:56 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> it's a movie rem (9:40:02 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> it's making me feel pubic and confused (9:40:25 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> we all feel like that the first time. pat come over to my house and we can watch it. (9:40:27 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> together. (9:40:50 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> n-no... (9:40:52 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> i mean yes (9:41:03 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> you can sit in the special chair (9:41:05 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> by which i mean my lap (9:42:36 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> n-no (9:42:43 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> ...i mean yes (9:44:00 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> :) unzip (9:44:36 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> l-licks (9:45:44 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> see, isn't this fun? puts on Flash Gordon theme music (9:45:59 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem this movie (9:46:07 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> its like a full assault on all senses and reason itself (9:46:35 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> i feel superior because i was exposed to Flash Gordon as a child. (9:46:40 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> my innocence died that day. (9:46:44 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> but i emerged a man. (9:51:40 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem this movie is like being inside a vagina that has gay men fucking inside it and they are just skins full with innumerable rubies (9:52:01 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> ...........................that description is amazing. (9:52:13 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> now i have to tell my mom that. she loves that movie. (9:52:37 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> well, so do i. but i guess that just means were are hovering on the edge of madness. (9:53:04 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> this movie is sexy harrassment (9:53:18 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem frash goldon is wearing trash bag panties (9:53:34 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> you should rub it on yourself that is the kind of panties that real men wear. (9:53:59 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> also you said "frash" (9:54:01 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> are you asian. (9:57:33 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem help i'm learning too much (9:57:53 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> no you deserve this. and i like to watch. (9:59:24 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem (9:59:58 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> help (10:00:03 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> beg me. (10:00:36 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> p-please i'll do anything you say (10:00:45 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> be less sexy (10:01:12 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> i'll do anything you say burp (10:02:06 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> now put on this Baltimore Orioles jersey, hold this football, and tell me you like chips and beer. (10:04:54 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> uhhh (10:05:11 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> puts on baltimore orionels jersey, holds football i like chips (10:05:13 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> and beer (10:05:33 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> takes picture ...okay, i will tell you the secret of surviving this movie. (10:06:32 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> there (10:06:34 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> isn't one (10:06:37 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> you are doomed (10:06:52 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem (10:06:54 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> you used me (10:07:13 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> yes, and it felt good. (10:07:40 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> i liked it (10:07:50 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> i thought you might :) (10:19:52 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem this movie keeps getting sexihorribler (10:20:24 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> it's a downhill slope that never stops. there is no bottom. just more slope. you should try watching it while drunk. (10:23:46 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem timothy dalton is in this (10:24:09 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> yes (10:24:11 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> yes he is (10:24:13 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> :) (10:24:34 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem this is tearing a hymen on my brain (10:25:11 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> you had to pop that cherry eventually. and there is no better phallic substitute than Flash Gordon. (10:28:31 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> i'm actually crying with my third eye (10:30:51 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> they are delicious tears (10:31:12 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> timothy dalton is whipping frash goldon (10:31:21 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> literally (10:31:23 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> whipping (10:31:33 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> ooooh, i like that part. (10:31:37 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> this movie was filmed inside of freddie mercury's synapses (10:31:56 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> you're really driving me crazy i want to watch but i can't because it's a tape and the vcr is in the living room and it's the middle of the night (10:32:16 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> FIRST BLOOOOOD (10:32:42 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> i really was going to go to bed early seeing as i exhausted myself at work, like a fool. (10:33:01 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem go to bed (10:34:13 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> REM THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS (10:34:16 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> SWEATY MAN HANDS (10:34:26 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> WELL DUH. WHAT ELSE ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO HOLD. (10:34:26 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> "WHERE YOU GO (10:34:30 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> I FOLLOW" (10:34:45 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> not too subtle about it, are they? (10:38:14 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem this movie is like if it was impossibe to rape someone without writing them a thesis about why they are unhappy (10:38:51 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> that... (10:38:52 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> wow. (10:39:20 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> you come up with the best metaphors when you are suffering (10:40:17 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> I'd really rather see you on my side, rather than scattered into dainty kick atoms (10:40:54 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> ahhhh, fond memories. that movie has the best moments. (10:41:20 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> now i'm going to watch it tomorrow. instead of doing anything productive, i am going to watch Flash Gordon. (10:41:26 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> yooooour fault. (10:42:09 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> flying blind on a rocketcycle (10:42:43 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> who else are you gonna fly it? (10:42:48 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> ...how, i should say (10:45:09 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> two beautiful women clad in finest shimmering gowns just had a pillow fight full of gold lame (10:45:49 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> and this surprises you? given what has come so far? (10:46:10 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> this fuckin movie (10:46:15 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> it is like a fetish catalog (10:46:31 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> did you already see the spike helmet part (10:46:59 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> I can't even remember anymore, I am watching this after 3 episodes of Steven Seagal: Lawman and 2 episodes of Ultimate Girl (10:47:10 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> I have basically been exploited to the point of brainwashing (10:47:17 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> I only wish to serve master and forget (10:48:29 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> consolingly pettings* :( you are but a shadow of yourself. i wonder if i will return tomorrow only to find a hollow husk. (10:48:43 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> f-fill me (10:49:02 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> i will bring generous helpings of pizza and dick. (10:54:49 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> i am thoroughly amused by this. \|D nothing like bad early scifi to make you feel alive. i will have to look through our collection to see if i can recommend something similar to you. (10:55:17 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> perhaps Beastmaster, it has a tiger in it. (10:55:34 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem (10:55:38 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> why do you want to break me (10:55:49 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> what is more enjoyable than a half naked man and his tiger? (10:56:28 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> sanity (10:56:51 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> boners (10:56:52 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> come now, i have seen all these movies and i am perfectly sane! (10:56:55 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> perfectly sane. (10:57:10 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> perfectly sane. (10:57:28 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> go to bed (10:57:32 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> before you see me crying (10:57:49 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> but your tears are so beautiful (11:04:28 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> rem (11:04:36 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> birds just spelled out "thanks" in the sky (11:04:40 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> then "flash" (11:04:56 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> well, how else where they supposed to thank him? (11:05:02 PM) <font color=red><b>Rem:</b></font> besides with dick. (11:12:36 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> did I say all that shit oout loud jesus (11:12:51 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> my brain is all raw and used and sloppy (11:12:59 PM) <font color=blue><b>NDD:</b></font> flash gordon is rated fucking PG somehow[/quote]