Forum Overview :: Dwarf Fortress :: I appreciate your concern

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]I also hate to disappoint you, but operating a blender is so far outside my skillset it's not EVEN funny. Plus I'm already dieting, so there's the concern that if I start cooking too I might turn all-the-way gay. For reference, here's what I'm having today: 8AM - 1 can tuna (from can, with Worcestershire sauce); 1 piece fruit (banana) 12PM - 1 can baked beans with pork (from can, uncooked, unseasoned) 4PM - 1 can tuna (from can, with Tabasco sauce); 1 piece fruit (banana) 8PM - 1 can Chef Boyardee (cooked in saucepan, served in bowl with sprig of wolfsbane [no I'm kidding, actually uncooked and served in can]) Calories: 1450 Protein: 100g Cost: $4.50 Effort: negligible The plan is to keep going like this until I stop hitting my monthly targets, then (ugh) increase the amount of exercise I'm doing to compensate. The plan is never to cook anything or wash anything or think too hard, because that's all energy I could be using for more push-ups :([/quote]